might go back into podcasting because apparently that suffices for pretty bonkers memorial services.

not the main thing here but, uh, shouldn’t he painting be of the deceased? or does she only know how to paint Trump or what. i’ll take my answer off the air.

deep down, Ben Shapiro and Dave Rubin must know that they’d not have gotten the same posthumous treatment because, y’know, even their own listeners/supporters are bigots who just try not to think about the asterisks. i love that for them.

In Swedish, a word for what you eat to bridge the gap between meals (or while waiting for the main course to cook) is stödmacka. It means "support sandwich." A similar word in Norwegian is ventepølse, or "waiting sausage."

I’d never seen this one.

me, bringing my dominance to a business meeting: “listen, the following action items are non-negosh!”

“hey babe i gotta take a shit, wanna ride cuck?”

Spartacus, the incredible Starz show from ten years ago, is about to drop on Netflix and I can't recommend it highly enough. Get through a rough first ep or two and then it's 3.5 short seasons of damn near perfection! Lucy Lawless kills it, among like everyone else, if that helps.

i went to a tiny hat-themed orgy and forgot my tiny hat. here’s what it taught me about B2B sales:

asteriX: the everything* app

"the dose makes the poison" so coy! just tell me how much to use for max poisoning effect, sheesh!

maybe it was a lol enforcement officer

this dumb reply skeet reminded me to cancel Disney and Hulu to be part of the negative feedback. it's easy and fun and cool! i have a five year old daughter so i'd love Disney to do some meaningful things between now and when the sub ends, lol.

i like big butts and i *can* lie…so now you’re back to square one vis a vis confident knowledge about my stance on big butts.

quote an unfiltered photo and say your age (Or don’t! I’m not your dad’s boss or skeets; I’m just playing along and enjoy sharing flattering pictures!) almost 42

hmmm, testing my first ever split keyboard set up and it's certainly novel! it doesn't seem to have made me any funnier though. or maybe the power lies in it letting me realize i was never funny but somehow a contiguous keyboard made me think i was. much to consider.

it’s out and i instantly ordered. tommysiegel.net/shop/2026-ca...

i can't believe i do this for free slash i can't believe i am not somehow physically prevented from doing this.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

relatable content as always.

this is awesome and it gives me the opportunity to say this: The Watchmen series on HBO was so fucking good that i think we can update how he is introduced to replace LOST with that. goddamn i need to rewatch that show; only saw it once but it was some of wildest TV ever.

writing this made me realize that i am increasingly consciously trying to fight everything we do online as being labeled "content". commentary, art, analysis, predictions, comedy (although that's a subset of art), etc do *not* all have to be subsumed by the category "content". let's not flatten it

Pertient repost. Might've been from you.

yes to this. The Grinder would be my offering.

pronouncing it like “service” when i thank the waiter for their ceviche

me, pictvhint a movie about a Jacuzzi that clones dudes named Tim: “goddamnit no, for the last time, it has *nothing* to do with that other movie!!!”

it’s weird that more broadcast commercials don’t do full frontal nudity. have the courage of your convictions, jeez; hang that dong if you *really* want me to buy that fabric softener, bro.

damn, couldn’t take a pic but passed a wild billboard attacking Catholics (by evangelicals of some kind) “Are you an idolator?” “God is one, not three-in-one.” (Two separate attacks I think.) Amazing stuff. Not far from a Catholic Church in LA. The lack of Spanish suggests a lack of effort, imo.

i’m not lazy; it’s just my inertial dampeners are all jacked up

let this skeet (he’s responding to China’s amazing solar growth) be a reminder to anyone fortunate enough to own a home: the 30% tax credit for residential solar expires end-of-year. great time to buy. we are expanding our array to accommodate our growing needs and, if we do it right, the panels

probably a coincidence but this reply took a long time to process and i briefly wondered if bluesky was like "ok he's talking inches, flop, and ass...let's double check for porn". but they are mostly just worried about us calling dead crackers white supremacists, right? prob can flop dong, shan't.

*whispers* anything can be pantry pasta if you eat it in the pantry. well, any pasta can be, anyway.

day 7 post op from shoulder surgery, supposed to do this rehab move with a dowel but damn baby it’s a floor press, lemme get a lil big load!

*waking up as an American conservative each day and logging on* “ok so are we supposed to be macho pragmatists who say fuck your feelings to vulnerable minorities…or today are we supposed to go full whiny piss-baby with tissue paper skin?” *on some special days* “wooo my favorite: somehow both!”

CTRL C, CTRL V RIP

another handy reference if anyone is trying to bring normies up to speed or dunking on fascists or whatever.

i can’t draw but my daughter loves @tommysiegel.bsky.social ‘s bird calendar so much that i drew her one real quick. she said it’s not very good but i did a good job with “the bootie”. which is the important part, obvs. (my pic and then one of Tommy’s actual ones so you know the good stuff)

and if you *never* find me funny, I encourage you think of my work as more akin to a Phillip Glass performance. well, one of his performances, anyway.

my comedy is like jazz. please enjoy all the funny things I *don’t* say!

holy shit, a second person at an unrelated company said this to me today! i had to (gently, amused) call it out and said “so 3-6 business days?” and she’s like “no, 1-2 days” and i pointed out the language and she’s like “oh, i had never thought about that”. exception proves the rule situation;

Since Bluesky doesn't have an algorithm I always appreciate when people repost shit I might have missed. Lots of excellent posts I have yet to see. Keep posting and reposting.

hey, when i’m old, you can still just call me Xander. Don’t need to update to “Old Xander”; it should be evident that I’m old and I probably won’t need the constant reminder.

being terminally online, I was already familiar with the majority of these but it’s still amazing to see them collected (esp if you haven’t seen them before).

"24 to 48 business hours" was just said to me in a non-joking way. amazing stuff. i guess i'll hear back in 3 to 6 business days?

respect the LA pun. makes me want to call my comedy videos “lols Angeles”. well, not actually but I remain amused.

lol going from playing cyberpunk (2077) to reading shadowrun (first book of secrets of power trilogy) is fun because you are like "shit, everything sucks and is basically impossible to pull off in a cyberpunk environment" to "oh shit all that plus magic fucks you in brand new ways".

man the pipes on Rumi are fuckin' nuts. sing on, queen.

here’s my approach to making it unlikely that people will respond to my eventual death by posting things like “lol, rest in piss you vile white supremacist”: i try not to be a vile white supremacist who advocates for the brutal subjugation of marginal communities. so far: supes easy, for me anyway

i don't actually recommend everyone watches this if, like many of us, you're already terminally online and you know this dude's vile views. i'm reskeeting because it *does* seem like a handy resource if you needed to try to bring a video-only normie up to speed on said vileness.