But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

They’re gonna move the capital to Solvang

Catholic Marty Supreme called Marty Superior

lmao

Just spent $400 on fans.

*AAA game protag voice* I should beat my shit crazy style. Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy. Should probably beat off first. Should probably beat my shit before doing that. I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.

you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse

Idk why everyone’s talking about JRPGs I thought Clair Obscure was some kinda Getting Over It clone

Been back to work for 3 days I need another vacation lmao

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

oh you need to expose yourself to healthy debate and a wide variety of opinions. how about i do the fucking opposite dick weed. say anything i disagree with and i am blocking your ass. zero interest in debate. im about consensus here on fundamental issues like "fuck this shit" and "these guys stink"

“Working class” is a term that refers to unemployed men in their 20s. Their work is gaming and they deserve to lead our political movements.

Pelosi primary challenger @saikatforcongress raises NSPM-7 on CNN just now: "NSPM-7, which says any anti-American or anti-capitalist or anti-Christian speech is extremist speech. We have a task force of 4,000 agents...being put on prosecuting those people who are saying anti-capitalist things"

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

Gay REM be like: “That’s me with my boyfriend That’s me with his big cock Suckin’ on a penis Tryin’ to fit it inside”

@jesawyer.bsky.social Got a double feature for weird hotel bathroom UX. Temp control on the opposite wall from the shower head, and then this strange device operates the sink.

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

Idk man I think you can make some pretty clean cut moral judgments about pedophiles.

Worth a watch: Head of Signal, Meredith Whittaker, on so-called "agentic AI" and the difference between how it's described in the marketing and what access and control it would actually require to work as advertised.

"Anybody who wanders around the world saying, 'Hell yes, I'm from Texas,' deserves whatever happens to him." - Hunter S. Thompson

Spraying the ICE agents with paint using a repurposed fire extinguisher appears to be a turning point in this confrontation in Tucson today. Same tactic worked well against around thirty cops at a Montreal protest in Nov. 2024, blinding at least one and forcing a whole unit to retreat down an alley.

At no point in this entire article of 16 paragraphs does ABC mention that another cop killed this cop by shooting her in the back. Nor does it mention the name of the cop who killed this cop. Nor does it mention that the civilians involved never fired at them. ABC might as well be state media.

if the musk-trump coalition continues to fray i suspect we will see a lot of "i was at DOGE" tell-alls and i think a useful heuristic for understanding them will be "anything that makes elon look like a freak is true" coupled with "anything that makes DOGE employees look like lesser freaks is a lie"

Ms. Rachel had the same arc as Ta Nehisi Coates where learning the basic facts of the situation made her go “this is unambiguously wrong” and it freaks out the credentialists who think serious people are supposed to say it’s complicated

2010s health nut: you’re seriously eating one of those cancer burgers? Here eat this bag of grass you’ll feel much better 2020s health nut: KFC stopped using lard to fry their chicken as a psyop to lower men’s sperm counts. I’m going to kill my wife and kids

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

If all you bots are gonna follow me the least you could do is like my posts

its so funny that there is a perennial problem with LLMs and other machine learning projects regurgitating the racism reflected in their training materials and in society at large but Elon Musk is so bad at everything he cannot get his racism computer to say racism right

Quentin Tarantino said this like 10 years ago and he was universally clowned on lmao

I hate when I'm eating nachos and a chip falls apart under the weight of the cheese and jalapenos into my lap, and I have to dig it out from between my thighs, and then I realize that my exit is coming up in ten feet but I'm still in the left lane

If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao

I don’t really give a shit how much of a conservative this makes me sound like, but the United States has suffered an existential collapse in the civic virtue of our citizens necessary to sustain a liberal democracy.

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

yeah, sure. april fool’s day just showed up out of nowhere. mm-hm. completely unrelated to the wuhan fool lab.

No Secretary Hegseth, the Manhattan Project was actually about something completely different