I cut it out of the Tampa Tribune in 1995 (at 11 years old, it didn't occur to me to keep the margins). It had been variously stapled and taped to the wall until I finally got a frame for it.

Peter Coffin could never.

this is the only act of kindness that kazuya mishima has ever received, and the only act of kindness that dr. mario has ever done.

Two stories side by side in WashPost

It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk

12:32 am on Christmas… trans rights

I believe in you 当たらなければどうということはないですっ☆

Weird how The Free Press was able to publish all of these without comment from the Washigton University Transgender Center at St. Louis Children's Hospital.

I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies

’Cause we are living in a MATERIA world~

Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...

@jamellebouie.net: People should post videos instead of text to reach a wider audience. *monkey's paw finger curls*

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

Cmon now

I'm not going back to Twitter because I'm not online to "combat the right," I am here to get rid of intrusive thoughts and maybe make like six specific women laugh

Wrong Person Dies Again: tinyurl.com/5afdfp9x

“Tonight, professional wrestling destroyed sports entertainment.” -Michael Cole Yeah it's called #AEWCollision

@gabystarstudios.bsky.social made a better version lmao

so insanely fucking real for this

So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here. But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?

Ask yourself if kids prefer toys, or stores. Games from a generation ago were allowed to be toys. Games today are forced to be stores.

Many people are saying. The entire trans panic is an elite affectation that violently and deliberately misreads the willingness of the general public to go along with it.

A film is just a TAS of a play

What if Magic The Gathering was a retro point and click adventure game?

This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir

one of the great injustices of being transgender is that at some point you turn into just some normal ass woman

Mistletoe tramp stamp Tell em where to kiss you

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

JUST WIN THE RACE JUST WIN THE RACE JUST WIN JUST WIN JUST WIN THE RACE

found y'all favorite drink

We had 69. The new generation only has 67. Shrinkflation is no joke.

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

I am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘cat looking for: ⚪️ A relationship ⚪️ A friendship 🔘 little a salami

I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke history is a fucking joke lmao

But *their* emails?

the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode

I want to print this #Yakuza game image on a poster for my walls, is there a jpg or dumped file anywhere online? #newyorkstyle

Just another day at the All Elite Wrestling offices

dammit nooooo