The funny thing about Dan Ryckert is that he has some of the most unhinged opinions I’ve ever seen come from a human being AND YET I also trust him implicitly at the heights of his mania.

A Deuandra film film not worth watching. I never thought I’d see the day. Dark times, and yet another reason to hate AI’s vicious creep across all art, tainting good and bad art alike.

Still words to live by.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?? Now we just need both these shows to talk to Speedball and Tony Deppen, see if we can get a crossover with FIGHTERTAINMENT on the floor of the Pilger Ruh!

T-Swift doing John Linnell’s State Songs, but for the penises of the National Football League.

30 bucks seems like a fair price for 6 inches of Samus hog.

I’m not surprised that one Taylor Swift song is making waves. The audacity of her to get engaged and then release a song about blatantly craving her ex’s cock. THAT’S RIGHT TAYLOR, I KNOW JUST WHO YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.

This is like 17 hats on a hat. Jesus.

She thinks we should listen to her shit racist opinions when she can’t even buy a hat that doesn’t have a bite taken out of it.

Y’all can just make a new Jar Jar! You can do that! The world has no lack of dead-behind-the-eyes white people, you know what it doesn’t have? I bet you can guess! Could’ve made a Jar Jar. The state of this world, I swear to god.

“It took five of ‘em!” 💥BOOM!💥 💥BOOM!💥 💥BOOM!💥 💥BOOM!💥 💥BOOM!💥

The AEW Men’s Champion of the World knows what’s up.

The time of the Tall Zine is upon us!

Hey @hbomax.bsky.social

#veterannoiseprotest #rageagainstthemachine #BullsOnParade #FDJT #rebelbass #themadlibs #musicismyweapon

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REPOST IF YOU WANT TO HEAR TAYLOR SWIFT SINGING SYSTEM OF A DOWN'S CHOP SUEY

I’ll try to get to a thousand flips in my second playthrough, but no promises!

Your billionaire teams with Saudi princes. My billionaire teams with the Justice League. Also there should be no such thing as billionaires. Tax those bitches down and pay for some libraries and junk. But also…look at my dudes together.

I've already checked with Lawson aka Standido and he's fine but still

Couldn't make it to Genius Night last night? No worries pal, I got you. Behold: "da recording." This shit is so good it's nuts. You simply have to see this (and come to our next show on Mon Oct 20!!!) Thanks to @realdiscord.org for recording!!

That table knows it messed up, and it was right to skedaddle. @maffewgregg.bsky.social

Today is football.

Pictured: a sweet goof too pure for this world

Where my “Switch 2 Mouse control in Professor Layton and the New World of Steam”-heads at?

The crazy thing isn’t Danica McKellar crossing the Brimley/Cocoon Line. The crazy thing is finding out Dax Shepard is one day older than she is.

I dreamed I saw a post where someone was watching an action movie and the stoic tough guy found a harmonica, and they said they were looking forward to when all his friends were killed because then he was “really gonna make that fucker sing”. That post wasn’t real but I needed to post my reply:

Haven’t seen anything as brazenly wrong-headed in a while as cutting into the Pokémon lucha libre show with a side-by-side ad recruiting for ICE.

… and if you like Bugs Bunny, Douglas Adams, Star Trek, Red Dwarf, public access television, extravagant hairdos, utopian LARPing, batshit one-liners, amazing outfits, FMV games and the eternal soul of Buckaroo Banzai, you will probably like @blippo.plus too: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

Whatever I got above the Cradle better be worth the pain and suffering it took to get it. My guess is probably not, but at least I’m really good at climbing now!

Hechicero is a mech that Taz pilots from ringside, prove me wrong.

Remembering Jim Henson on what today would have been his 89th birthday.

Hey. It’s good.

KYLE AIN’T MISS YET!!

I try not to buy many books because I’m really bad at actually reading them, but Max writing a Buc-ees horror story is reaaaaally hard to deny.

Trump gutted progressive policies and pushed things to the right. Biden maintained the status quo instead of pushing things back to the left. It’s not that complicated. Also imagine thinking any amount of good policy overrides a president who supports a genocide and suppresses protest against it.

I was at an indie wrestling show when there was supposed to be a rapture in 2012, and I remember thinking it would be very funny if God took His chosen people while I was watching Chuck Taylor and Ultramantis Black fight on a playground slide.

“Hey, I have this cute idea for that Death Riders theme song meme going around…” (Ten minutes later) “This is the coolest thing I’ve ever made.”

You ever think of Bane as one of the better modern Batman villains, and then remember the character has been around over thirty years? And then you can feel the dirt seeping into your coffin?

Look, I’m already getting kidnapped by the government for being genderqueer and for writing a song about the president’s penis entitled TOAD DICK. You really don’t have to pile it on.

It’s still so weird to see any of this footage clearly. Blippo+ on Playdate remains a singularly interesting experience, but the way this version of it taps into that special kind of thrill that you’d usually only get buying random VHS tapes at Goodwill looks to be just as special.

I feel like I see more of Chuckie T’s work post-retirement than I did for most of the time he was on TV. The quoted Ricochet clip, the Stat/Yuta seatbelt pin angle, Max Caster’s unruly chant…his fingerprints are all over the place. AEW using that big, silly Kentucky brain to the fullest!

It’s September 21st, which means it’s a great time to watch all of Demi Adejuyigbe’s 9/21 videos if you haven’t before. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Today is football.

WHITE GEAR, BABY. THIS IS GONNA GET GROSS. #AEWAllOut

Happy Return of the King day, to all who celebrate! #AEWAllOut

There are a ton of real reasons to hate AI, but I’m personally annoyed this morning by the voice on a Ms Mojo video reading some of the lines weird and my focus switching to catching the robot in the act instead of just getting to enjoy a slop listicle while my brain is buzzing.

Hahahahaha! The queen! THE QUEEEN!!!