They released like fifty songs a year for most of a decade, but it’s been a minute since their last big release. Looking* forward to seeing what they sound like this go ‘round! . *pun very much not intended, but still a delightful surprise

An underrated feature of the second and third Sonic games was that he could suck his own dick.

He’s useless. I love him.

“Once again the mailman has robbed a bank and committed murder to try to distract us from his dented package deliveries.”

Behold, Strange Lasagnas: the first instance of #GarFieldi being committed to tape! Thank you, Ether Diver. It was a nightmare, as well it should be.

When you decide that reality no longer has to be a restraint, that’s when wrestling really starts to shine. Oh the stories you can tell!!

The bad news is that I didn’t have enough downtime in November and December to write a Nancy Drew book and release it today. The good news is I’m still planning to, and it gets wilder every day I think about it. It might even be a choose your path book, if I’m dumb enough to do it. (I am.)

Oh Jesse, you’ve done it again.

I think I may jump in on this for as long and as often as my time allows and my mental bandwidth holds out. Some of the prompts that people suggested are esoteric to the point of nonsense, and I can’t think of a better inspiration than that!

Perfectly profound in that way that only really works when you’re fifteen. That said, in 2025 things just *feel* like this in a way I can’t really put into words.

Flashback to the time Tyler Bate had a dream he won a World Championship, but then realized he was in front of the whole class naked. We’re still in his dream. Much like Link’s Awakening, if he ever wakes up we all go away forever.

If you want to keep the spirit of Christmas alive just a little bit longer this year, Going Over Our Freds has you covered!

It’s actually insane that it took me 31 years to find out there are Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Christmas songs, including one in Jamaican patois.

I got a call while I was at the Gogol Bordello concert, and took a picture to tell them, “Hey, I’m at the Gogol Bordello concert!”

Finally, a bookstore that really gets me!

Ooh, I forgot Bandido’s first in line for a shot! Gotta start manifesting that MJF TRANSITIONAL CHAMP energy early and often. If it can’t be Hangman at the top, let’s keep the Men’s World Championship cowboy-coded for 2026. 🤼‍♂️

I’ve never seen New Hairplugs MJF and Alex Shelley On A Bunch Of Steroids in the same place. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’. #AEWWorldsEnd 🤼‍♂️

It’s not a Rainmaker if Okada doesn’t spin the guy out first, it’s just a sparkling clothesline. #AEWWorldsEnd 🤼‍♂️

Damn, I was really looking forward to playing another Professor Layton. Oh well. Can’t mourn a game that they didn’t even care enough to make properly.

They call Kyle Fletcher that because he’s a professional toaster. #AEWWorldsEnd 🤼‍♂️

I messed about with the new Cheapass game Meat on Swords. Like some of James Ernest’s best design work it’s delightfully simplistic, made exciting through push your luck mechanics that are always happy to give you enough rope to hang yourself. Glad I jumped on the @crabfragment.bsky.social Patreon!

That’s the direction of my whole day sorted then.

Super Bowl is short for Super Butthole. . 𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘉𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦™ 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘍𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘦.

"Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how small.” 🦤 Played my first live show 🦤 Wrote a book of dumb smut 🦤 Got rehired by a workplace for ~30% higher pay than when they let me go 🦤 Started a small musical about pro wrestling 🦤 Got dang far into Blue Prince and Silksong

This has been, without question, the worst Christmas of my life. But it does mean it’s only seven days until @phantomgaylord.bsky.social’s annual Bad Movie Night and only eight days until (presumably) a new Royal Rumblethon from @newlegacyinc.tv. The bright side’s looking bright as hell.

I put this in one of my Christmas mixes years ago, and it sounds absolutely unhinged without the context of the visuals. Wonderful stuff.

I’ve been sick all week. I need to stay home instead of seeing my family. But this is dragging the Christmas spirit into me kicking and screaming.

Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year. As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet

🎶 I don’t want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need A horse that does my murders for me Saddle up the Vengeance Steed 🎶

Thank god I’m not very good at this game. The pull from this game is very strong, I would have become way too addicted if I ever got into the groove.

I would like to gleefully report that the Taskmaster adventure calendar got very silly right at the end.

I was thinking about this as well, and $100,000 would solve my family’s immediate debt and allow me to take a gap year to focus on art. Surely there’s some rich philanthropist who could spare a measly 100 grand and not even notice. And unlike investing in AI, I would actually create things.

Jon Bois is going to tell you a story about a ship stuck in a generational storm. It's one of the best things he's ever done. It's breathtaking. It also begins with the phrase "It is Tool Time."

Have you heard the word of our Lord and Saviour, WHITE POP JESUS?

I knew 2025 felt like a long year, but the fact that Mariah May was AEW Champion *this year* feels impossible. That was a lifetime ago. We’ve been through so much since then.

Another year, another Christmas where I forget to put the Christmas Spiders song from the @patrickhwillems.bsky.social Christmas Special on my holiday mix. Next year, robot spiders! You’ll get your day in the sun!

Knowing that, you can cross-examine: Am I really unsafe or has a memory been triggered of when I was? What do I fear being harmed by? Can I understand it and face it? What is the injustice? Can I address it? If so, how? This WON’T cure mental illnesses but might help you cope better! Okay bye!

Hello! Many of the painful feelings you get might not be your mind just being a jerk but rather trying to tell you something. Have anxiety? Your mind might feel unsafe. Depression? Your mind might have shut down to avoid harm. Angry? Could be your mind has sensed injustice to you or others.

Ah crap. I’m writing again.

Same way I found out about Epstein

I’m just saying, if you write a horror story with the Buc-ees beaver I’m gonna have to buy that thang.

#GarFieldi rides again.

Super sketch painting commission for @jmaq.bsky.social Enjoy~! ❤️‍🔥🐱🍽️

Would’ve been a very different movie.

I don't want to alarm anyone but the baby at 1:04 turns ten years old today :)

(Kurt Cobain showing up) Oh wow, I would not have wished for this if I’d known it was all local car commercials. *sighs* *turns to camera* 🎶What else should I be? 2010 Chevy🎶

This best bits video from earlier this year is an absolutely breezy hour watch, a machine gun of awkward moments with no context whatsoever. It’s a great way to relive the show, or to get a taste of what you’ve been missing the last few years! youtu.be/6hU7-6j_Lss?...