not to be a prude but it should be illegal to send emails on a sunday

it's the most beautiful time of year

just watched time cop for the first time and i NEED to talk to tony khan about this. he's the only one who can answer my questions probably

my partner made a "stump noel" cake for xmas dessert and carved our initials into the chocolate ganache. i am so stupid in love with this fella

haha remember google+? fuckin FLOP

after spending the better part of the day raking leaves i have decided that trees are bullshit actually

there's a lot of shit wrong with me but at least i'm not watching the avatar movies

nobody wants to say it but i will: it is too fucking cold

she mashed my monster until i awoo

who's up Dreading

oh boy i was the very first to review temps fige on letterboxd. what an atrocious honor boxd.it/bgvRYd

engaging in psychological warfare by telling every lantern fly i see that they are horrible and nobody likes them

Reading the news rn

the "lesbians for kyle fletcher" sign on dynamite was so fucking real

making cars automatically unlock when put into park is such a dumb feature and so clearly designed by a man

no cunty eyebrows ref? this wrestlemania sucks

forced to attend a lunch with the ceo today and was treated to the finest expired diet coke that a billion dollar company could buy

You Are Here, but maybe you should concentrate on Stair 1 Roof Access for a little while.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

if you love edging you're gonna LOVE trickshot simulator

If you’re a straight, cis person who has ever posted some version of a rainbow with “you’re safe with me” or similar, it’s time to back up the words with action— contact your reps and ask them what they’re going to do to protect trans people from this administration, particularly trans kids.

Well, they haven't fixed their hearts, so

the biggest problem with vapes is they don't look cool when rolled up in your t-shirt sleeve

finally made good on my word to start a letterboxd. mostly because i needed to vent about neil breen letterboxd.com/breensdreams...

new stress ball

stomping around my kitchen like i'm trying to start a pit as i work through the slicing onions eye sting

returning to work after more than a week off is more spiritually jarring than a psychedelic-induced ego death revelation

spiritually i want top surgery but emotionally and mentally i want to be big naturals xmas shepherd

oh facebook marketplace, you wily temptress

this movie affirms more than ever that i need to start a letterboxd account