Any politician who signals support for this lawless military action no matter what party or other policy must have their political career compromised to a permanent end. This must be a line in the sand. No jokes available at this moment, please try again later.

Insane flex apnews.com/article/zohr...

1. try not to post things that will get you arrested 2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves

People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.

@foushee.house.gov impeachment articles or 0% chance of a vote in the primary, you pick

YOJIMBO (dir. Akira Kurosawa, 1961)

It’s absolutely crazy how awful X, or Twitter, is now. The Grok stuff is just the tip of the iceberg. I went over there for five minutes to do my banking and it was absolutely appalling.

If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off

A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.

It's 2026. Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do: hold n64 controller

I want to make something clear: Yes, she's formerly of the Blue Man Group you're thinking of. Eminently qualified for the role she's being appointed to, but also, yes, the Blue Man Group too.

“Why are Americans mistrustful of AI?” asks the morning briefing thing I’m skimming while I “no” through literally a dozen questions being asked to me by a robot who stands between me and the person I need to talk to to schedule the x-ray that I really, really need

It was rude of Zohran to not invite the Baileys.

David Lee Roth's unproduced screenplay for Crazy From The Heat

Shout out to my old coworker @berniew.bsky.social for being part of this special moment

Blondie and Dagwood going public domain kinda takes the shine off those old Tijuana bibles. Time to get the Lockhorns fuckin'

Lots I miss about New Jersey but one of the big things I miss most is the New Years Day Honeymooners Marathon on PIX11

happy birthday to horses

good piece with an incidental insanely brutal takedown of klein

Wrapping up the year by reading my favorite Eric Adams quotes. Forgot about this gem: “If you’re going to hang out with the boys at night, you’ve got to get up with the men in the morning, and I’m up 5 a.m. every morning.”

Eric Adams should be on The Traitors.

I wish you all courage in the new year. Courage above all else. And revenge.

his name’s fuckin Kyle Katarn. He’s like if Han Solo was a Jedi. His name’s fuckin’ Corran Horn. He’s like if Han Solo was a Jedi. His name’s fuckin’ Dash Rendar. He’s like if Han Solo was getting over the flu

New Years Resolution for All Political Candidates: If I ever get an email from you that uses the words "We're coming up short" in that order, I do not care how much I agree with you, I will unsubscribe and never give you money ever again

So many classics of the form, RIP to a legend

“Go paperless to reduce clutter” now there’s just clutter in my fucking inbox

I was standing outside of Caffe Reggio. Judah Friedlander walked up next to me, looked at the menu, and walked away

when I was starting out, (pre-internet) I asked another artist a question about buying the chemicals to make a blue line (again, very long time ago) & they said they weren't going to tell me because I was competition & that's when I decided I'd never be a dick like that to another artist

For eons people said "Chapo isn't the one where people say slurs and are cruel you're thinking of Cumtown" and in 2025, Stavvy fought against transphobia & Friedland did smart interviews while Felix defended Musk's Nazi salute & Will tried to bring back the r-slur

One of the best to ever do it

If you have a billion dollars, you literally have enough money to never have to hear any criticism for the rest of your life. Just because they’re all addicted to going online and getting yelled at isn’t my fucking problem.

seeing a lot of people wonder why NYT is giving this overt antisemite such a glowing profile but they’re all forgetting their shared interest in ruining the lives of trans people

These parents killed their child and we need to say it

@jojoseames.bsky.social hello yes I just got back home And HANUKKAH PENGUIN

One of the benefits of visiting my nieces is that I get to watch Bluey more and Bandit is better than your favorite character on your favorite show

avatar is sick because its a sci Fi movie made for and by cool people. star wars, Harry Potter, MCU are all made for legit geeks. dweebs. poindexters. they want to bully people because they themselves were bullied into submission. Look at Jake Sully's human form and see why they seethe.

Saw some Georgia Tech fans praying on TV at the end of the game, and let this be a lesson: you cannot *possibly* outpray BYU

The Pop-Tart Bowl is on in the other room and every time I look another amazing thing is happening. Just saw the Pop-Tart mascot put a Pop-Tart on a grill on the sidelines

The Georgia Tech mascot was sad after they turned the ball over and needed to be comforted by the Pop-tarts

don't forget to set your clocks back tonight

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

At this point "cultural impact" has lost all real meaning in these Avatar discussions. These people are basically just saying "My friends and I think it's dumb." Big Jim Cameron took *13 years* to make one sequel and people still came out in droves, how much more cultural impact y'all want?

My five year old niece wanted to leave a bag out tonight so Santa could come back and give her more presents. Never heard of that one but clever thinking, kid

Love to be at a party in a large mansion then wander off to explore and find a room with an unusual piece of art only to be startled by the mansion’s owner behind me saying “it’s one of my most interesting pieces”.

Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning

Saw a TikTok explaining "justice for Barb" from Stranger Things and remember how @ronchronchronch.bsky.social never backed down from "fuck Barb, she got what was coming to her"

'Bsky doesn't have whimsy?' I'm sorry you weren't here when we bullied Adobe off the platform, I don't know what else to tell you.

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