So I just got a statement from California AG Bonta's office: "Paramount/Warner Bros is not a done deal. These two Hollywood titans have not cleared regulatory scrutiny — the California Department of Justice has an open investigation, and we intend to be vigorous in our review"

Al Franken was forced to resign because he was accused of sexual harassment by nine different women and it continues to be disgusting how libs do the "oh so you can't make plans with friends" meme over it because he had slightly better politics than the average Democrat

For the first time since @projectsaltbox.bsky.social launched their DHS warehouse acquisition tracker, the number of canceled sales is higher than any of the other warehouse-related figures. We've reached a tipping point, folks. lookerstudio.google.com/reporting/b0...

People are already correctly pointing out how this is anti-humanity and deeply stupid, so I'm just going to focus on how this entirely misunderstands horses

just a reminder that you already know everything you need to know about the state of the union and unless you will enjoy watching it there's a million other things you can do. you don't have to be "in the loop." the loop is a trash place to be tbh

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

hey @booker.senate.gov @corybooker.com are you still feeling good about your vote to make this guy Ambassador?

Addendum to this: while the USA women's hockey team probably has slightly better politics, know that they include TERFs among their ranks and a significant number are Barstool Sports defenders. Most of the 2018 gold medal team went to the Trump I White House!

well sure, Dave's House is a place where white nationalists are encouraged to post all the garbage they want, and Dave himself as we know is an open white supremacist who agrees with these guys. but at Steve's house people are smug and self-righteous, and Dave is more ahem relevant. so,

Not to excuse Kash Patel partying Team USA, which is turbo embarrassing and deeply stupid, but you're kidding yourself if you think that Team Canada's players have better political opinions.

I still don't care about posting on an app that has "growth" or "relevance," i just don't really feel like hearing what fascist pieces of shit have to say about anything, that's pretty much it. Plus, it's like a winter fuckin wonderland outside, go worry about that instead

very funny to me to see folks who have no social media presence outside of twitter say you have to be on twitter to be influential

Me when some reporter whines they don’t get any engagement on here

Hasan is now glazing North Korea. abolish all streamers tbh. i guess it shouldn’t be a surprise that the type of person who thinks that they should broadcast their entire life to the world is a narcissistic weirdo with unhinged politics

Team USA getting Johnny Gaudreau's children from the crowd to include them in the picture made me well up

Lotta talk from Kenny and Edzo about how the 1980 Miracle Team inspired this USA team, when in fact many of them are too young to have seen the movie Miracle in theaters

THEY GOT IT FROM THEIR MAMA!

JACK FUCKING HUGHES

I will concede that rooting *for* the Tkachuk brothers is a dirty pleasure and I can't wait until this tournament is over so I can take a needed shower

I challenge thee to find a better tagline for a movie than this

As always, Connor Hellebuyck, if you're a goaltender...

Prime example of why there is no safe level of exposure to X propaganda, no matter how immune you think you are. One day you're a highly intelligent, influential political leader. The next you're sharing content from an Infowars conspiracy theorist to your millions of followers. Get off that site.

Johnny Weir saying that he thinks it's Rob and Eric #thetraitorsus

Megan Keller broke their ankles and ripped their hearts out so it's pretty nice that they can go to the doctor for free

There is truly nothing more American that playing the montage music from The Karate Kid for our victory.

Update: U S A U S A U S A

This game is Team USA's punishment for including Britta Curl on the roster

Get the fuck off X: The Everything app. Anecdotally, everyone I know still primarily there spends all their time dooming and depressed. And now we have proof that it cooks your brain.

I think the correct response is to take this woman's other children away from her.

people get mad about everything being mogging this or that-maxxxing, when full ass adults are out here writing "journalism is better when it's backed by live markets"

Curtis Sliwa is now on Substack and his first post is a surprisingly sweet reflection on how much EDM means to him

Best argument for AOC 2028 is that we will continue to cycle Trump back into office until we elect President Lisa Simpson

OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

Lakshya fucking sucks, dude. One of the people who had their brains cooked both by the Trump win (understandable) and by marinating on X (less defensible) and has been looking for people to throw overboard ever since

This car dealership is playing Dirty Work by Steely Dan and I half expect @midgetnazgul.bsky.social to emerge from the back to sell me a Toyota

It's time for us to get another article where a finance columnist gives money in a shoebox

A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy

Blue State Democrats: gee wilikers I remember when Republicans were nice to me Red State Democrats: we will convict you fascist punks in a court of laws and then send you to CECOT

I love Olympic commentary, it's the only place where the color guy will breathlessly describe someone as "the Babe Ruth of our sport" and the sport is 2-Man Bobsled

It's really a shame that he (correctly) turned down Godfather Part III because they were short changing him, because the "Hagen vs The Coreleones" story we were headed towards would have been something special instead of what we got

Okay I just saw the Swedish goalie trip on her own stick and the broadcast isn't even talking about it

The stupidest thing about this is that any daily journalist worth their salt can turn around 18 inches of copy in about 45 minutes once they've gathered their research and notes, and if it's a piece that takes longer it's because writing is the actual point

I wonder if that girl who broke her retainer ever got a new one

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

hey everyone pls get the fuck off of X, the white supremacist site for white supremacists

This man skated to the score from Conclave. His routine BEGAN with the spoken words "The pope is dead"

wow is Team USA not good at Olympic hockey. They should be up 4-0 by now and instead let in a 50 ft shot

I do not enjoy how much these Team USA hockey uniforms look like Rangers jerseys