I’m shy at first, then BOOM, most annoying person you’ve ever met

Whether or not you’re prepared… Legion Remix rolls out today. Give ’Em Fel! blizz.ly/42vch5F

drop your pet pics 👇

I’m not ready to start being straight again tomorrow :(

Happy Pride Month to all my fellow people over 30+. Don't forget that sunscreen, staying hydrated, and lets try not to complain too much about not being able to find parking at the Pride Festivals.

Be cringe who the fuck cares lmao

is he gonna do FCF

Can't sleep so i'm rewatching Jurassic Park... and i have to say the intro still slaps every time. 🦖🎶

"Piper NOOoooo... Buddhism... Sex cullllttt..." Oh my gawd, that's gonna be stuck in my head for the next week. lol. 💮 #WhiteLotus

not now depressive episode, I’M BUSY

Private accounts, media in DMs, circles, Fleets/Stories

We can now upload Three minute long videos!? 👀

My friends got me into watching White Lotus. Its fun, but SO messy! Do nice people not take vacations???? 💮 #WhiteLotus

It's such a bummer when a hot character is written straight

Begging Bluesky to release a photos app so I can delete Instagram altogether

Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance

Bluesky: full of dicks (good) X: full of dicks (bad)

They really need to add an “edit post” option here

My love language is sending someone a 2 hour podcast that neither of us will ever listen to

Just so everyone knows, I’m very gay and very single and very vulnerable to flattery.

it’s always fcf and never pasbkpcf*😔 *perfectly average size but kinda pretty cock friday

before I start dinner are there any executive orders against eating 8 spring rolls in one sitting

Today's mood:

I just want there to be a law that says anyone caught littering has to eat whatever they just threw on the ground.

Scared for all the vulnerable people who have to suffer through the cruelty of the coming four years. But also on a pettier note I am looking forward to seeing which leopards get their faces eaten first.

Don't bite the dick that feeds you

Just heard about the Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remake... I hope it turns out good. Was a big Skyrim fan and ESO was pretty fun to play.

21 years ago today, Britney Spears released “Toxic.”

Searching for that fine line between “i need to stay informed” and “i can’t take any more of this”

This place needs the ability to mute certain people’s reposts, if I wanted a my feed filled with only one person I’d only follow that one person 😠

My brain when i proofread a post seventeen times and then discover there's still a spelling mistake after i hit send:

Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.

Me: “I gotta reduce my screen time.” BSky:

Watching game trailers for new games coming out in 2025. Nothing really Wows me, but TBF im not really a 'latest video game' kinda person.

Some of you take this too seriously. Just be gay, bro.

[trying to flirt]: awWOOgah!

blocked someone because they said they didn’t like dogs. (not even to me directly, just unprompted on the timeline.)

the way my ADHD turns a 10 minute task into way longer thanks to overthinking 🥲

Literally so poor im Defying Poverty.

Opening up Bluesky every day... #UNHhhhPosting

One of my favorite pastimes is taking 16 selfies in a row and then promptly deleting all of them.

Looking forward to the eventual "Gays of Bluesky who sleep with the fan on (medium speed only!)" account.

I’m gonna need people who are younger than me to stop talking about how old they feel.

We are breaking the worst kind of records. The all-time high in Las Vegas is now 120° set today, shattering the previous all-time record of 117° set in 2021, 2017, 2013, 2005 & 1942. 🔥🥵🏜️ #WeatherAuthority #VegasHeat #HeatWave #LasVegas