Gecqua holds secrets that would shake the Pokémon world to its core

I can finally afford to get my camera roll printed next week which has 16 months worth of god knows what on there. There’s a feeling of excitement and absolute dread 😭

Oh hello sunshine

Pancake day is a sore subject upon discovering my mother had bought pre-made pancakes to be put in the microwave. Solicitors have been contacted. Please respect my privacy at this, quite frankly, emotionally disturbing time 💔

I guess they didn’t like my suggestion 💔

Ever think about how airplanes have 2 pilots when technically they only need 1? Let me introduce the world to a new concept: The Cuck Pilot.

What is this mysterious warm object ???

Guys is it girly pop to post a colonoscopy hole pic on OF? Be honest x

I'm now streaming on Twitch! Playing We Were Here Too

friend pls help what underwear do you swear by? I need a new recommendation

I'm now streaming on Twitch! Playing Dead by Daylight

I’m 6 episodes into Wonder Man and whoever was trying to write this show off needs a career change 💀 this show is so good

Falling to my knees in aisle 4 of the Tesco express level news

“Why did you go AFK in my fun and whimsical game of Dead By Daylight?” The reason:

I'm now streaming on Twitch! Playing Dead by Daylight

I have a name.

Forgot I can’t travel on peak trains with my off-peak day travelcard so had to wait until 7pm to go home. Disaster. Going to write an in-depth article about my ordeal and sell to the highest bidder.

Did Everyman just call me unemployed?

I fear Stranger Things Vecna might need a buff </3

Stranger Things has always been about trauma, childhood stolen, the fallout and surviving after which is probably why I’ve always resonated with it. The ending hit for me and that’s all I could ask for 💞 hope it did the same for others

🚨 BREAKING: After a mere 9 years Vecna has announced he can begin!

my cock is pumping out 67's rn

This is who just looped you for 0.5 gens btw 😎

The DannehDoes wishes you a most wonderful festive season x

Am I being dumb or can you STILL not turn off seeing individual peoples reshares 😭

my checkpoint gave me a legit discord kitten pls help

Stranger Things 5 is peak. My lil nerd heart is filled and I am beyond excited for Vol.2 🙂‍↕️

Receding hairline? Debating finnestride? GO THE FULL HOG. TAKE ESTROGEN. You’ll grow your hair AND get free boobs! And if I know one thing about men with receding hairlines it’s that they love free boobs. Start today!

When the Wizard said “Greenie, I am your father” I was shooketh! #wicked

Big up the trans community today 🏳️‍⚧️ You are great and valid and loved 🥰 Here I am with my trans icon Blahaj 🦈 #TransDayOfRemembrance

“YOUR BLOOD TESTS INDICATE YOU NEED TO MAKE AN URGENT APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR GP OR YOU WILL SUFFER A SLOW AND AGONISING DEMISE” “There are no appointments available 😃 but don’t worry, you can check back next year”

I fucking hate Apple’s Liquid Glass. Every day I see it I grit my teeth.

Demon twink ???

What do you mean your Halloween costume is America’s Department for Health’s very own nemesis

We’re so back and fezzed up (It’ll make sense I swear) Twitch.tv/dannehdoes

chats asking the BIG questions

SPOOKATHON STARTS TODAY! LIVE NOW!! COME WATCH HEEHEHE

I think they main thing I really disliked about Tron: Ares was the whiplash you'd get from CITY IS UNDER ATTACK FROM FORCES OF THE 3D PRINTED KIND to... Jared Leto have a jolly stroll with Jeff Bridges who presumably joined via zoom call and I can barely understand what he's saying

I cba to change my clocks so I will be living an hour in the future for the foreseeable

Happy Celebrity Traitors day to those who celebrate!!

Accidentally went from iOS 18 to 26 and now I’ve got this dumbass glass stuff. Devastated.

Life is worth living once more 🙌🏻

Day 19 of unemployment: I have begun reading. (I can not read, please hire me)

dw guys, had a chat with the big man and the rapture has been cancelled so that you can all watch my stream of the latest @DeadbyDaylight chapter! come watch!!!

GG I'm getting raptured x

Lowkey this graphic goes hard

When I get stressed my hair goes big poofy

My OneBlade USB charger has seemingly disappeared into the aether so I will now be telling everyone I see this week that my OneBlade USB charger has disappeared as it's very important to me that everyone is aware that my OneBlade USB charger has disappeared.

GUESS WHO’S BACK? Streaming is BACK on the menu, baby! See you at 6pm 🕺🏻

I’m gunna piss myself with excitement