french person asked me if i was french today because my accent was very good.overcomes a decade of “where in belgium are you from?”

mans said i can explore how to move us to london. long game was a success. 🤭

mans ran the ldn marathon in 3:11:40. 🥵

flight attendant on BA saw me distraught as she was serving someone a drink (I realized I forgot to join the Jessie Ware presale) and she asked me what we wrong, and said I love her too and gave me a free code for the plane WiFi 🥹🥹

how often do you think about me (with or without concern)?

back in london in 36 hours 💕

bought this because the label was fun. did not know the price until i googled it. ama.

did it 💕

in case you were worried that I hadn’t posted about superbloom yet, please note that it is because i have been listening to superbloom over and over again.

not TMZ becoming the hottest place in DC to work 😭😭😭

when my scandal drops, what’s it going to be?

liz could say “harry, i totally understand your divorce,” but carole could never say “but he is, ma”

insanely hot and 0% chance of thunder? 😭

I literally take people to Brighton Beach even when I’m the one visiting.

I just think that daddies…

hello. hair is getting cut this week. enjoy the length while you can.

you’re going WHERE?!?!

it’s giving pikachu

idea: a scotch egg but it’s actually a deviled scotch egg? please discuss.

my vocal stim since last sunday

sometimes I have a thought that even I am not willing to post on here

LGPeed! 🥰

remember that summer when everyone wore rompers?

the cost of: - new EV USPS trucks: <$80k - lowest cost tomahawks: >$2m if the us fired every usps truck (~250k total) at iran instead of tomahawks, it would cost less than $2b to replace them all. in the first 36 hrs of the war, the us government spent well over $2b dollars. priorities.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Space!

the french have won 😭

not very happiest place on earth :/

kinda obsessed with my new shirt 🥰

12-to-20-point out performance from the last several cycles 🤭

after living in mexico for all those years, you’d think i’d be good at making mexican food, but guess what? i *fucking* am.

shit. better stock up.

actors will believe anything…

a soft cheese:

after living in france for all those years, you’d think i’d be good at making french food, but guess what? i am.

today’s app. sunchoke. carrot mousseline. mandarin. sherry vin.

crazy to just be like “Tuesday is war crime day” on a social media site. But whatever.

living my dream 😭

if bambi did this in dc and the nps saw, it’d be so over for her.

as someone who grew up in southern rhode island, idk if i can commit to watching rhorho (missed opportunity to call it rhorho, imo)

tonight. snow peas. stracciatella. mint. lemon.

this kind of leftist is truly unbearable and evidence of immeasurable brain rot. her party’s failure? you mean not winning when a bunch of immature, irrational complainers decided to stay home—or even vote for trump (!!)—because they were convinced that both sides were the same?

I love that she’s like “I’m booked and busy” but also if i were her, I’d say, “oh, and by the way do you remember when I told you this would all happen? roll the tapes!”

finally posting a d*ck pic on here. did i do it right?

byron finding out about the leaks

maybe i’ll post my alt later 🤭

i am the april fool. it’s my day.

Church of JADE.