okay, the antm model doc is fucking wild

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

wood carving but instead its hard cheese

it won’t because it’s probably going to be like 10% and natural gas and it’s downstream products (e.g., fertilizer, metals, etc.) is the bigger issue.

drinking wine wine a daddy wine (over 40 years old)

spend a lot of time thinking about cost-of-living issues & the economic shifts caused by the pandemie. not at all saying that there’s not an issue, but i question if part of the pain is that 2020-21 changed consumption & when we returned to “normal” our new preferences got overlayed on pre-2020 ones

said tools in toolbox

is someone running out of weapons because they got in over their heads?

never being my wedding ring it seems 🙃

bought tickets to see eddie izzard do hamlet and i am so excited.

might have to go to the middle east for work 🫠

today is the only day you can retweet thi-

well that settles it. phew.

get to go do my job and talk to people about geopolitics today 🙃

Should I make this Kobe beef my phone wallpaper?

this would work on me

💕💕🇮🇷💕💕

The administration’s confidence that chopping off the head of a country means a regime is over tells you an awful lot about how they conceive of themselves

the Epstein files?

Eating my caviar stash on crab toast just in case an Iranian cyber attack takes out the electrical grid 🥰

1. “Imminent threat” to US 2. Repression of Iranian people 3. Support for regional proxies 4. Meddling in US elections @financialtimes.com www.ft.com/content/5fd1...

Man this guy nailed it

fwiw, this was almost certainly not intended to be a decapitation strike like venezuela. (doesn’t make it any better) given what we know about the targets so far, the goal seems to be weapons programs (nuclear + missiles) and degrading the government’s capacity to function in the hopes that…

Maura Higgins is like nega-Gabby Windey

He’s not even attractive

Put your tinking caps on, everyone. It's time for traitors.

today’s discovery!

i use bluesky to connect with like-minded people (horny and psychotic)

I hear some of yall can do this

yall should post more dong on main

She fucking nailed it. 😆

It’s actually like ~ $173 billion but yeah

I think about her a lot because of this

please share recommendations for white collared shirts of relatively high fabric density (ideally thick enough that I can not wear a undershirt in the summer but not have tattoos show through). thanks!

the democrats sotu rebuttal last night:

Melissa McCarthy in Bridesmaids:

doctors driving up the cost of healthcare:

const [union, setUnion] = useState(“fucked”)

remember universal remotes?

They’re all so dumb because they had all these powers before lol

tinned mackerel in spicy oil sauce 🤤

teenage jd vance after his mom popped an 18th pill:

i can rank these and the order may shock you. guess.

gay weathermen (redundant i know) lying about the number of inches again, i see

friend made me go to a gay bar in *western* maryland. literally walked in and said:

this city’s complete unawareness of how to behave on a crowded train will be what finally lands me on a psych hold.

i love jade.

made a kimchi bloody mary. i should be making recipes for a living.

off to h mart.

hahahahah entirely predictable but yikes 🥴