After delivering his opinion in the case, Young then ends by inviting the anonymous sender to stop by the courthouse: “It is here, and in courthouses just like this one, both state and federal, spread throughout our land that our Constitution is most vibrantly alive…”

State prosecutors should take these cases and give them serious consideration.

Not going to age well

but… wait??? 👀

we’re so back baby!

asked hubs if we can move back to nyc. said please after. chat, do we think it’ll work?

gave a speech at my best friend’s wedding 🥰

MAGA after having to eat the estrogen-containing soyslop because trump crashed the soybean market:

welp. i’m in new jersey for the next three days :/

✝️ Rapture Update - Mary Kate Olsen has been raptured. Ashley Olsen confirmed un-raptured

What’s your tagline be?

PSA: Get your flu shot.

standing outside the Australian embassy listening to Kylie. Rapture me now.

naturally have acquired a cold my last week before i start my new job, when I have stuff to do and my best friend’s wedding on friday 🫠🫠🫠

who would my diva girl be?

obsessed.

the la bonne vache burger is not among the best in dc. just fyi.

Mostly yes but Paris is Wash Dc. Because h the way both fucking suck.

found this photo of me from my DMZ trip :)

this charlie kirk deification is some of the weirdest shit i have ever seen

shonda rhimes wrote crossroads.

“gay people cause autism” i am calling it now.

I looked hot.

Happy Fat Bear Week to all those who celebrate!!!

new unhinged hobby unlocked! first person to guess what it is, wins a prize!

stock market being up is trump’s genius; manufacturing jobs down is still biden’s fault. duh!

It’s my last day of funemployment 😭😭😭

i can’t believe i’m living in a nation’s capital that is similar to pyongyang

It’s funny because normally when I’m depressed I go full manic chaos gremlin and right now I’m just depressed, which is like wayyyy less fun!

mhm

Consumer prices rose 3.3% year on year, with prices for imported goods rising by *tackled by an FCC employee*

hey siri, what’s hyperinflation?

not this

woman chooses us dates when I’m in the uk???? jfc.

neighbors’ building fire alarm has been going off for the last hour. a Gay republican lives in there, so i don’t feel bad.

soon to open restaurant in my neighborhood IN DC has a cocktail called “touch grass”. we stan.

A 2025 “No H8” campaign would fix this country.

headline like it’s a fucking show

remind me to skeet “omg, bluesky finally added images to dms” on april 1

punching pecs would be a cool punk band name

okay, so i have had a long-standing theory that the algorithm that generates these codes actually produces somewhat easier-to-remember codes because they often have repetition or unique but memorable code combos.

unafraid to reference or not reference

ignore the eye bags i’m jet lagged. go birds.

but it’s also okay, too. like do what you want and mind your own business.

currently taking a bath. ama.

becoming mildly prolific on belli, but I need more friends. beliapp.co/9MRYXjewDUb?...

*sigh*

we left with two checked bags and one carry on…

pronouncing it seat-tul from now on out of spite