Bode cord jackets unfortunately trigger me

On my hinge profile I ask people to tell me their karaoke song and I am just shocked at how many boring people are out here willing to admit I Want it That Way is their go-to. Grow a personality!

There was a drunk gay in the bathroom who saw me and said: “Are you like a polidoodle or something?” I told him I didn’t know what his costume was either. “Have you seen Squid Game?” I have not. So we just made out for a second and then he left. I love being gay!

Up for a whirl?

A weekend in San Antonio

I changed my pants three times and put on a last minute cardigan, god help me on this date

I booked a workout class for 9:30, but then woke up at 9:17 so I guess my return to the gym is postponed

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My mom getting creative with the English language: “It just bottles my mind”

Seeing discourse from movie people who are saying the Spielberg West Side Story is bad/not as good as the original and as someone who loves the original, I think that take basically boils down to racism tbh

Ok I’m rewatching Signs and forgot how banging the score is

A Boston man just called me wicked sexy, I’ve made it

Date-a-thon update: Robert was great. Matt was ok, but the vibe was weird, he told me he was ex-orthodox and hated learning languages, which is just a weird thing to say. Adeep was really fun, but felt like girlfriend vibes, I hope we can hang again. Kevin, also great, lots in common.

Excited to announce that I’m watching Battleship and it’s already so bad lmao

Tonight I’m going out with Robert, tomorrow I’m meeting Matt, Monday I have a date with Nadeem, Tuesday and Wednesday I’m out of town, Thursday I’m hanging with Kevin, and Friday I’ve got a date with Andrew 🤘🏼

Sometimes I’ll see a Hinge profile where someone has answered a prompt in such a confusing way. One man in response to “One thing I want to know about you” replied “honesty.” 🤔🤔🤔

Just saw an old dad type guy rip a line of coke off the metal railing in a T station

Had a really nice hookup that ended with him giving me his discount code to Crocs lol

There is a level of contempt for being gay from the gays in Boston that I truly have just never experienced before. It’s one thing to have a preference for success and masculinity, but it feels like every profile on every app here goes out of their way to put down anyone who enjoys being a fag

I don’t know what flavor of Christians just asked me if I’d like to go to church on Sunday, but I am sorry that bust out laughing and yelled NO at you guys

The T having tap to pay out of service at a subway station and forcing me to buy a Charlie card feels illegal

You ever have a really good night and just think damn, I needed that…nay, I deserved that!

Going on dates just to see different neighborhoods in Boston 🤷🏻‍♂️

I had an excellent açaí bowl after this

Dominant bottom energy just scrambles my brain and makes me confused

We don’t talk enough about how good nectarines are tbh

Happy to report that I have finally been to a gay bar in Boston that is NOT chilis. Manray, you’ll always have a special place in my heart.

I just don’t care about hiking or people who like to hike or whatever. I walk too, it’s not interesting!

Ten minutes before the date I’m on started and it was already going bad. Now that’s it’s officially started, somehow it’s gotten worse 🤡

Made the realization that the predominant Boston gay vibe is very Will Truman coded

Listening to Shania Twain’s Come on Over as a full album is a truly electrifying experience. Everyone knows the singles, but they’re even better surrounded by all the VERY good deep cuts.

I just bought two tickets to a movie in Boston for 18 dollars total I’m in heaven

Dog days

I went on a date yesterday and he was so handsome, but told me “Oh I can’t stand musicals. Except Wicked, oh and I guess Lion King, but that’s not really a musical, right?” I was flummoxed, flabbergasted, and put into the friend zone so hard lol

I love age gap relationships. “Are Fifth Harmony coming back?” “What’s Fifth Harmony? What is that?”

Also just a note on programming, the only gay Backstreet Boys song you can do at karaoke is The Call. Everything else has been ceded to the straights.

Ok I just remembered the most psychotic part of karaoke last night was not when someone sang Dark Horse by Katy Perry (wild Katy choice), but when a twink got on stage and sang A Team by Ed Sheeran, the sad meth whore song…on a Friday night!

Update: came to my fourth Boston gay bar and it in fact is also a chilis

Guys who slide into my messages with nothing but a “hi” and a profile pic of them in sunglasses about ten thousand feet away who then have the audacity to say “not interested?”

I can never tell on Bluesky who is a crazy person and who is a bot

Help I was awoken this morning by my neighbor belting “Our God is an Awesome God”

Well I did cry at my going away party tonight - it felt really good

I’ve been to three gay bars in Boston so far and they all are actually just a Chili’s

My favorite content is gay people doing gay things and having fun

My boys and I were looking leggy at market days

The absolute hell of trying to end internet service compared to how easy it is to set up internet service is criminal

Y’all ever hook up with a 50 year old, divorced,bisexual, gym dad from Kentucky? Just the nicest southern gentleman who was an absolute freak.

The guy who won the smash tournament used the handle “bootytoes.” Idk what he knows about me, but I got fifth place so that’s was cool!

I went on a date last night to a bar/arcade place and saw they were having a smash bros tournament tonight so I’m heading back alone in an effort to make nerd friends 🤓🎮

Every next song on the radio is Locked Out of Heaven