I really need a fun mall day

I’m not joking when I was sedated for surgery all I could hear was midnight sun lol

I read all of Age of Revelation and for what? I’ll say Longshots was at least fun. The rest? Trash.

Genuinely so fascinating watching movies set in Boston. It’s always depicted like some foreign land with customs and dialect that are from a forgotten time.

All I do is date men, show them Selena, and then never see them again

I love when someone with a stone cold face replies to you with a “stop, that is too funny” like that is elite shade

Not only spent the day in my cast and sling, but I’m pretty sure the samosas I made from whole Foods gave me food poisoning and now every alarm in my building has decided to go off. The chaos is never ending.

Ate shit riding a blue bike on the way to a man’s hotel 🙃

An unserious man

I always get so turned up when native Latinos call me white washed, like I’m ready to fight wtf

“So you’re into Pokémon huh?” Guy after we’re done hooking up lol

Tragic: the muscly guy at the gym who was being nice to me is wearing a blue lives matter hat

A straight coworker just said “you can’t be friends with someone you have see with!” And I said “oh babe I’m gay, I can do whatever I want” 💅

I have an ex who I admire deeply and we’re still friends, but one of the biggest fights we ever got into was because he insisted the Metaverse was the future and I couldn’t help telling him how fucking stupid he sounded. I won’t text him today to gloat, but…I’m tempted lol

It really is a small gay world because what do you mean I met balloon gay through his boyfriend who is on my dodgeball team years after I followed him on tumblr with all the other elder millennials???

White straight man just sang Colbie Calliet at karaoke, the world is healing

Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek sharing a tied up Steve Zahn in Bandidas is ultimate horny cinema

Talking to a third generation Mexican American boomer in Texas truly is such a crazy experience

They’re playing Gracie Abrams at the gay sex shop in Wilton Manner, I’d expect nothing less

A 51 year old gay man who works in the beauty industry 😗👌🏼 just perfect

The capezios are OUT in Tampa tonight

The modern basic bitch drag classic that will always tear down the house is Burnin Up by Jesse J I don’t make the rules

Tampa airport continues to be the chilliest/quietest airport I’ve ever been to

Sending risky messages to a boy and his man and it worked 😎

Good times talking Waiting for Guffman with @shhhitsgavin.bsky.social and @lrendon.bsky.social

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Unexpectedly annoying hookup culture thing about Boston is when boys ask you where they should park. I’m so sorry, but I simply do not know where you guys should be putting your cars in this godforsaken town.

An older man went up to the guy running this very Italian ass restaurant cafe bar spot in the north end and said “it’s really warm in here.” Without missing a beat the dude responds “then take off your jacket” and I’ve just never seen a more dom top exchange in my life

Good morning it’s 2 degrees and I’m outside, take me now

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I’ve never been the guy who says “the edible isn’t working.” I’m always the guy where the edible is working too well. Where the edible has beat me up, taken me hostage, and wont let me go.

I went to bed at 10:30 and now I’m awake at 4 am 🙃

A guy last night invited me for gay guy music video night and I truly think it’s the happiest I’ve been since moving to Boston.

I waited for my bus in the 5 degree weather for 9 minutes to begin my hour long journey for a date in the city. Bus arrived, I got on, and checked my phone. Date has an emergency, has to cancel. I got off at the next stop, picked up some boba, came home and I think this all worked out great.

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I used to be so super cool

I told myself I should get into overnight oats so I went to the store, bought all these nuts and milk and fruits and shit. Got home and I did in fact not buy any oats 🙃

Sat down in a theater an the couple next to me said “oh we’ll move.” I told them I was just sitting at my assigned seat. “Oh we don’t care about assigned seats.” And then they just wandered away, I’m sure sitting in someone else’s seats 🤨

Recording yourself while doing karaoke in an open bar in front of a crowd should be punishable by death.

Just as I was thinking to myself “Boston doesn’t have enough faggy energy” a white straight drunk girl ran by me with one whole tit out 🧐

Men are not to be trusted

I gotta say, I’m very charmed by this Tewksbury boy accent 😏

My neighbor is blasting the pentatonix version of Hallelujah 😵‍💫

A man I met tonight at trivia kept telling me he loved Bob the Drag Queen and how he has based his entire sense of humor on Bob and he likes to fight and be “antithetical” like Bob. I was on my best behavior and just smiled 😬

There are times when I 2009’d too close to the sun.

A car pulled up while I was crossing and it was blasting Audrey Hobert and I yelled “HELL YEAH THAT SONG ROCKS” and he promptly shut the music off lol

Went on a date with someone who told me they “never” take the T because once he waited for a train for “two hours.” I was like, why didn’t you go outside for a bus or grab a bike? Anyway, date was a bust.

Just started ZA and the bug boi supremacy has already begun

Ok I think for 2026 I’m going to try and commit to doing more hobbies and activities to make friends in Boston instead of the classic gay cycle of apps/fucking/dating/friendship.

Question for the room: I won a $20 Nintendo shop gift card, what should I buy?