If you say so

Noah Kahan is such a mystery to me I literally had to google to find out how to spell his name. I don’t get it!

After extensive research I can confidently say the best High Noon flavor is…Kiwi!

I’ll never forget coming back to Laredo from a wedding across and border patrol asked me and my friends “where are you all coming from?” And our very airheaded but very sweet friend said “well I’m from California”

I’m sorry but I’m too much of an anxiety freak and think crowd surfing is embarrassing

There’s a stop on the T called Wonderland and i unfortunately do always hum some Taylor swift when i see it 😖

I keep getting distracted by all the Scottish men in skirts walking around the city

I always get scared when packs of children are on public transit

When someone posts “felt cute” just be chaotic and respond “aww why?”

Jennifer Lopez ENOUGH!

Won tickets to see Kesha at gay trivia tonight 🤪

New Boston friends (gays) are coming over last minute and I’m in a panic downloading YouTube premium and throwing together a video playlist

Sometimes I’ll tell people I work at the Globe and they’re like 🤩 “wow!” And then other times it’s fully like 🥱 “idk what that is” - keeps me on my toes, keeps me humble

Can’t believe there are still men out here asking me to pnp

Hi boys

Just saw a black man dressed as a nazi walking around with an Israeli flag dragging behind him on a leash 🤔

Now consider this: your lipstick stain is a work of art

I’m always like “aw that’s dumb”

A gay in nails and women’s boots and a shawl wrap and Karen hair got on stage to sing Man I Feel Like A Woman at karaoke and I was so excited but then he changed the lyrics to Man I Feel Like a Gay Man and this is why Boston can’t have nice things

Leslie Bibb exclaiming “we know Sia!” on Hacks is my new personality

I cry at every Top Chef finale

Don’t fucking talk to me about a caloric deficit

I’m Boston sober. I drink alcohol, do whatever drugs I want, but abstain from Dunkin

Squirtle squad

When guys are like “I love your average body”

I ordered $60 worth of Thai food for dinner and what arrived at my door was a chicken sandwich and lemonade from Wendy’s 🤡

I really need a fun mall day

I’m not joking when I was sedated for surgery all I could hear was midnight sun lol

I read all of Age of Revelation and for what? I’ll say Longshots was at least fun. The rest? Trash.

Genuinely so fascinating watching movies set in Boston. It’s always depicted like some foreign land with customs and dialect that are from a forgotten time.

All I do is date men, show them Selena, and then never see them again

I love when someone with a stone cold face replies to you with a “stop, that is too funny” like that is elite shade

Not only spent the day in my cast and sling, but I’m pretty sure the samosas I made from whole Foods gave me food poisoning and now every alarm in my building has decided to go off. The chaos is never ending.

Ate shit riding a blue bike on the way to a man’s hotel 🙃

An unserious man

I always get so turned up when native Latinos call me white washed, like I’m ready to fight wtf

“So you’re into Pokémon huh?” Guy after we’re done hooking up lol

Tragic: the muscly guy at the gym who was being nice to me is wearing a blue lives matter hat

A straight coworker just said “you can’t be friends with someone you have see with!” And I said “oh babe I’m gay, I can do whatever I want” 💅

I have an ex who I admire deeply and we’re still friends, but one of the biggest fights we ever got into was because he insisted the Metaverse was the future and I couldn’t help telling him how fucking stupid he sounded. I won’t text him today to gloat, but…I’m tempted lol

It really is a small gay world because what do you mean I met balloon gay through his boyfriend who is on my dodgeball team years after I followed him on tumblr with all the other elder millennials???

White straight man just sang Colbie Calliet at karaoke, the world is healing

Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek sharing a tied up Steve Zahn in Bandidas is ultimate horny cinema

Talking to a third generation Mexican American boomer in Texas truly is such a crazy experience

They’re playing Gracie Abrams at the gay sex shop in Wilton Manner, I’d expect nothing less

A 51 year old gay man who works in the beauty industry 😗👌🏼 just perfect

The capezios are OUT in Tampa tonight

The modern basic bitch drag classic that will always tear down the house is Burnin Up by Jesse J I don’t make the rules

Tampa airport continues to be the chilliest/quietest airport I’ve ever been to

Sending risky messages to a boy and his man and it worked 😎