Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon

Spiders Georg factoid actually just human failure to grasp big numbers. Even eating 365,250,000 spiders a year has minimal impact on number of spiders eaten by average person given size of human population.

Yooo algorithm update. And it's a good one.

I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago

oh hell yeah man this is awesome

I'm in a CWA union and it's fuckin great btw. fought against layoffs + significantly better separation packages for laid off workers. like SIGNIFICANTLY. this shit is great

an interesting side effect of “yuri” overtaking “femslash” in the internet lexicon is you have people talking about yuri that haven’t read 1 japanese GL comic (yuri)

Last night, OPD's push to extend the Flock contract was voted down! The Public Safety Committee vote was 2-2, not enough.

WHAT ANNOYING GUYS THINK SUN TZU'S ART OF WAR SAYS: show everyone in every single situation you're the big dog, literally bark in your bosses face to assert dominance ACTUAL SUN TZU: no but seriously you do have to feed your army

reminded of eric williams's observation about britain's relationship to its history with slavery. "British historians wrote almost as if Britain had introduced Negro slavery solely for the satisfaction of abolishing it."

Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more

please join me in screaming for almost 3 minutes uninterrupted at this old vh1 clip about jeffrey epstein

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

furry transfem

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

Riley's Law stands above all other Laws of Posting. literally zero exceptions ever

i'm happy to see someone speaking up against these soapmedicalists trying to say that dishwashing is only valid if the soap comes in a pod. say it LOUDER for the people in the back that YOU DON'T NEED A PRESCRIPTION for how much detergent to use!!! you can just try using soap and see what happens!!!

every normal 17-year-old boy hanging out with his girlfriend in her room after she kicked out her roommate for the afternoon does this btw

every normal 17-year-old boy hanging out with his girlfriend in her room after she kicked out her roommate for the afternoon does this btw

This anti Waymo discourse assumes that human drivers are routinely held accountable for killing people with their cars, which is very much not the case.

I do think women in their 40s are hotter than women in their 30s, but I bet if you gave me 1 to 10 years (depending on the girl) I could convince a girl in her 30s to turn 40. I'd just ease her into the idea of it. Trick her into feeling safe by loving her. And you know what comes next, right? 50s.

I love their films but A24 is simply an impractically small paper size

i mean you can lie whenever you want. it's not illegal

well potatoes come from the ground so they're obviously earth apples

So, You Wore A Dress For Halloween and Now You Want To Do It Every Day

the grift is a harsh mistress i guess

i am very exhausted by disinformation about the cost of transition healthcare. it costs less than $100 for 1-2 years of hormones, depending on your exact sourcing. presenting HRT as impossibly expensive and inaccessible to people who need HRT but don't know how is equivalent to medical gatekeeping.

my honest reaction when people propagate harmful disinformation about the cost and availability of critical life saving medicine

Bahahaha RFK: Tylenol causes autism. Tylenol: Do you have evidence? We can sue you. RFK: Tylenol doesn't cause autism. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Never forget this

neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

I just opened the app right now and got this video of an AI Sam Altman appearing to yell the n-word on a plane (they got around restrictions by having him call out to someone named "Nick Gurtz")

@jazzpomegranate.com Emily Brontësaurus. is that anything

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me: i need this treatment my doctor: he needs this treatment the anonymous doctor who lost his license for fondling unconscious patients that anthem decided to hire for prior authorization reviews: erm, methinks not

I will never vote for Keir Starmer.

2014 me: come on tell me ONE thing about the future 2025 me: Ok fine, John Bolton gets indicted 2014: Holy shit, seriously?!!!!! They're holding him accountable for the million people who died in the Iraq war? 2025 me: Well, no

oxford was going to open source what became the astrazeneca covid vaccine before the gates foundation pressured it to sell to pharma instead, bill gates has literally killed possibly many people by depriving them of vaccines for profit so this meme is making me a little insane lol

tried to fuck a marxist-leninist girl and she called my dick and balls "plainly ahistorical and deeply unserious"

we should shoot outdoor cats on sight

Could be literally anybody

THE DUMBEST ASSHOLE YOU EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE: Artificial general intelligence is just around the corner. I’m going to develop it. I’m afraid of it.

History kinda glosses over that Hitler was a pedophile obsessed with his own niece Geli Raubal who he pretty much kept as a prisoner in his home until she took her own life, or for that matter how young Eva Braun was when they first met. Nazis were always just like that it seems.

pov: i'm telling you how small you are

there probably are a handful of young boys who watched porn before their first interaction with a girl but for trans women it's as though every boy is this way