we're in finite jest

fight, flight, and a secret third thing Scheme

American culture?? oh you mean yellow cheese singles

Ok, universe, I woke up today, your move

Me working on my drafts

Thank you, Julie Johnson, for speaking out against the grotesquely misnamed SAVE act. We need you to keep fighting for us in the House.

"ask gemini" lmao if I wanted to get gaslit by a gemini I'd just go talk to my ex

Lol lmao

🎶 🗣️ Cuidao con mi corillo, que somo' un montón 🗣️ 🎵

I am but a mere vessel for cream cheese.

Laughing at the people who seem to think that the halftime show that took place in the sugarcane fields wasn’t political

English speakers like "that was less political than I thought" lol they had ricky martin singing "dont do us like you did hawaii"

🎶 🗣️ Cuidao con mi corillo, que somo' un montón 🗣️ 🎵

Yall—

For the record, this is the America that Canadians love and admire. We hope you find your way out of the darkness soon. 🇨🇦♥️🇺🇸

Unidos somos América.

imagine having the kind of energy it takes to do things

I’m saving money this year by stealing

I am but a mere vessel for cream cheese.

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

The smoke alarm in my house is basically just a timer that let's everyone know when dinner's ready.

bitch, shut up. ~me to my brain.

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

May you have peace, love and a comfortable couch in your life.

In Maryland? Send an email urging your electeds to to hold a vote for the newly proposed congressional map that will counteract MAGA Republican efforts to avoid accountability in the midterms: act.standupamerica.com/letters/ads-...

Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets

just a reminder that this dumb bitch is like 4th generation wealth

fucks sake why do people talk about having kids like it's a goddamn birthright you wanna pass on your genes? you better treat people with the honor and dignity that behooves a man of station, bitch

If you have any relation to New Hampshire at all, or just want to make another phone call to demand ICE not house humans in warehouses in our state (your state, too! check the news!) Call Gov. Kelly Ayotte. officials have known for weeks but ACLU just confirmed the warehouse plans in Merrimack

The Kennedy Center is the new Rose Garden.

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Pulp Shitpost

The murderers of Alex Pretti were long-time veterans of CBP who hailed from Texas. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

BREAKING: New Jersey Governor Sherrill is creating an online portal for New Jersey residents to report encounters with ICE agents. She wants you to record as much as you can!

She’s right

Anyone else’s cat bury their face into your elbow? He literally shoves his face there.

He’s attacking Greenland, Denmark, and Minnesota… I’m starting to think Trump’s got a problem with Vikings.

we’ve got like 6 more hours before the next bad thing happens so get your good posts in now

Edward Norton "I'm sitting here talking about Movies while an illegal army is being mounted against U.S. Citizens"

If they are this seamless and nonchalant about violently murdering white middle-class citizens in broad daylight - and if the Federal Government has bestowed broad legal immunity - what must they be doing to brown non-citizens under the cover of their for-profit detention centers?

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

Be angry. Be exhausted. Be shocked that is happening in this country. Yell. Raise hell. Be educated. Post what you feel. Share the victims names. Remember to take care of yourself, too. We weren’t meant to intake this much trauma and news. Fuck 🧊.

Reminder: ‘woke’ is a term created by Black Americans, referring to being awake to injustice. Do you see it yet? Are you awake? Tamir Rice Breonna Taylor Trayvon Martin George Floyd Michael Brown Philando Castile So many more names. This pain is not new to Black America.

"I'm good" You're Good? Really? We're all struggling, doing the best we can against the weight of crushing challenges. We're definitely not good. Of course no one wants to hear that, but we know that it's implied.

Alex Pretti🕯

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn