dear Death, I have been especially good this year and was wondering if you're not too busy, you could come eat my soul. I have fed it a steady stream of your favorite undead cookies and black milk from the sweet succubus titty. sincerely, your pal, Sick of this shit

how dumb. I was going to start drawing out a plan for an improved sort of palette for the tilemap, streamline a bunch of stuff and improve the tile art.... ...but instead I fixed all the issues with dragging/zoom on the Map. I mean it needed a'doin.

my demons are friends and I sometimes have crackers with them

Too many people still confuse Software Engineering with writing code. Code is the artifact. Software Engineering is understanding the problem, making tradeoffs, designing the system, reducing complexity, and deciding what shouldn't be built. No amount of 'vibe coding' can help you with this.

fixed some tilemap zoom and edge mouse offset issues. it's math but it's also kind of a convention based on the available, viewable height and width of the map in cells. I don't know the actual viewable space down to a fraction of a cell, but I can eyeball it and whip up a formula that just works.

so bored I'm watching new comedy specials from comics I've never heard of. this is not going to end well but it's noise while I code.

Some of you never got beat with a wet noodle and it shows

no, I am your butthole. noooooooooooo!

if a new shitposter appears that's super cool, and we do a connect, that's great. otherwise I think I'm done with new accounts, my people are all the coolest and branching out is dumb.

Protect your energy like your ex protects their excuses

Monday, you can fall apart Tuesday, Wednesday, fall apart oh Thursday, also fall apart it's Friday, fall apart

when the Angels score I know because I hear my mom start clapping and going "YAY!!!" and it's adorable.

“You’re so hard to please” Bruh. I’m literally impressed by trees and flowing water

I don't forget or forgive, but I also get pretty sleepy

Daydreams turn into naps if you’re not careful

Ruin a band by replacing a word with a bodily fluid... Guns and Cum

THIS JUST IN: Cheese is good

Call me the Simpsons cause i'm having a lot of episodes

My butthole when the bidet spray hits.

every kitty was kat-fu fighting

"your thinking is too analytical, and I'm gonna liberate you from it" YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE

I dropped a piece of parchment paper on the floor four days ago. The cats are not yet done w it. I fear they will never be done with it.

Star Wars, but like, in this galaxy, right here, right now.

my brain is like this when people say "it's beautiful" of a vegetable? don't understand of a melty cheese pizza understand of a mountain side don't understand of a goat don't understand of an art don't understand of some boobs understand so unhealthy food and boobs, that's it

How is it not the weekend

there are still active accounts mastodon

my brain is fried. not in a delicious way

my stats are +5 to eating cheese

hey so like, I can't see my followers. it shows that I don't have any, even though it says I have 200+. so like if you follow me, and I miss the notification, you're SOL unless you leave a comment. friends don't let friends vibe code.

There's guys in the back yard from the new internet provider in town rn and they're digging up the dirt and planting internet seeds I guess

people being like "where's the good music" are not asking for that polka dot duo jamming microtones for 12 minutes. No, they're looking for cool 3 minute tunes with great hooks from the bands of the 80s, 90s or whatever. And your band might be 'really rad'™ but they're not rad like that.

What I don't understand is things are really shit yet we're not getting any of the good music I was promised with a society that's roundly fucked.

lol vibe coding

Twentysomething me would be absolutely appalled by how little I care about seeing The Mandalorian and Grogu

Lost another girl to a guy who knows how to tie lots of different knots

Happy discount mattress weekend to all who celebrate

tryin to get a picture with OC chem tank bro remember me tank?! we went to the same school!

we are all Orange County chemical tank

The real never ending story is laundry and dishes.

Going to my pawg support group

Practicing mind control to get free donuts

a DM* is not a contract, but it's very nice mine are closed this is just a fun skeet see

computer build a monument to the inventor of fried rice

you don't get to call bsky the worst, that's our job

I don’t need friends I need spaghetti

Knee high boots and short skirts are so sexy so I don't understand why my wife keeps insisting I stop wearing them.

I need a podcast episode where the two hosts are fucking sick of each other, fight, and that's the last episode of the pod forever. send me those.

I like cheese.

I'm into women who wear big sunglasses when they drive, even if it's not sunny out. no I'm not into them doing this, I'm just saying they do it. I don't know why, the sun's not out.