dear diary, despite following the instructions to the letter, visited the knick knack paddy whack but did not receive bone. -dog

tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town... ...somewhere adjacent to, I dunno, the jail?

not enough jungles have fun AND games

how bout a game where a couple pixels fall in love and then fuuuuuuuck a third pixel appears?

get in loser, we're goin war losin -USA

what if a hot dog so strong not even god could chew it

AI? No we need more IA. Intelligent Asses.

I do not want to talk to a computer. I do not want to chat with a program. I hate these interfaces. I will not use them. It's more than AI powered crap, I just don't want informal open-ended interaction with technology. I want formal well-defined, clear design, and limited access for my tech.

One exploding hamburger would change absolutely everything.

never understood watching people play games, unless you're also playing a game where you're stuck and sick of being stuck, then yeah, makes sense. when I was a kid I'd punch the shit out of my friends if they didn't hurry up and die so I could play. this is where society has gone wrong.

as a stand-up comic, you gotta play shows and work on your material and upload that shit to YT in hopes someone sees and likes it. But now, thanks to AI, they're stealing that shit and copying it in droves and AI-ing the stage and audience out of it so it's just your cunt ass floating like a ghost.

yeah your cool, but are you "burned down a data-center" cool? I guess not, square.

knock knock who's there? DEATH TO YOUR CIVILIZATION I GUESS death to my civilization who? I dunno.

I don't like bluesky leadership. I think vibe coding is a sign of small and insignificant genitalia. you can find me most active here: mindly.social/@ghostradio

I like to put the cookies in front of me under my monitor and say "now don't eat them" and see how long it takes me to disobey myself.

Game devs, plz tell me how "pausing the game" works in your game? Is it weird? Is it simple? Is it janky? I'm curious how such a common feature--the ability to pause and check your settings, etc--actually works & what happens when players hit pause! Reply / DM / email me at - [email protected]

where is everyone?

are you tired of not having an app that has customizable feeds where you can shitpost to your friends? well introducing, SPLARTLE. What we did is we took Bsky, and Twitter, and we added the ability to customize feeds and shitpost to friends.

okay we need to calm down. I understand it's upsetting to find a strange naked man in your shower, but in my defense, when I broke in here you were sound asleep.

there was once someone from absolutepunk that reviewed a record I did about, I dunno, 15 years ago. They were a huge Hootie and the Blowfish fan, I discovered. They hated and negatively reviewed my record. So when anyone dislikes it, I just assume "probably a Hootie fan".

Hey, @pfrazee.com, why are you dealing with Anthropic on your genAI "Attie" project, after their mass Internet piracy? What message does that send to all the authors on Bluesky?

I still see too many users here unaware of this, and it's why we are never getting things like soft-blocking, restricted/locked accounts, or circles (and if we do, you shouldn't trust them). Treat EVERYTHING you do on here INCLUDING DMs as though it is fully public (because it is!)

So let's be clear. You cannot block Attie, the AI bot that bsky is implementing. You cannot opt-out of it. It's Claude, and it's going to scrape your content whether you block the account or not. That's my understanding so far. I'd hate to quit this shitty app again, but it's not special to me.

Just to be clear, the "Don't want Attie AI, don't use it" argument is invalid. It's a separate app, so you can't block or opt out of it. It WILL be scraping your Bsky posts. And (as I understand it) it's Claude under the hood, so who knows what present or future uses your content is put to?

guys, let's get real here there's no such thing as ghosts *me in ghost suit, robbing your house*

you can take the bear out of the forest but you can't fuck a bear I mean you shouldn't anyway I don't know

You probably shouldn't put an electric eel in your ass.

hey this is stupid. I have an assistant to customize my feed already, I call it my brain. hey brain this is bullshit! brain: I can only fucking agree with you.

well that didnt take very long. cautionary tale against "Venture Capitalists" exhibit 10,000

Anybody in the market for a few tons of totally not stolen and very legally obtained Kit Kats?

Was it a typo? I always fingered as mulch.

Regular tickets have become available for Gaga, not resale or platinum. The cheapest way in the door is $477. This is wild to me. I paid 250 day of last time for a GA ticket, which was face value through TM. The live music industry needs to be fixed.

My latest album came unpinned somehow and I don't want that, but I also don't want to track down that post because I talk too much so here it is again: thedreadgeometry.bandcamp.com/album/theres...

don't listen to your mixes on your phone's speakers. don't. you don't have to do that to yourself. let the multi-million dollar engineers worry about making that sound good.

Almost every AI tool I’ve heard about is a solution in search of a problem.

🎶HONEYCOMB BIG🎶 I mean, kinda? For cereal, anyway. 🎶IT’S NOT SMALL🎶 Again, if we’re speaking relatively.

Hear me out. Instead of rearranging songs that were fine as is, arrange *new* songs.

As I procrastinate (as all writers do 😄) instead of working on my Haunted West scenario this morning, I’ve fallen down the rabbit hole of finding my next CRPG. 🎮 Just stumbled onto a video, and now I’m curious: what are your top 3 isometric CRPGs, and why? Looking for something to really sink into.

the good news is that my music features 9 (currently) novels in the works. I can't say when they'll be done, but the writing will be 100% human, no goddamn AI. If you like weird sci-fi/fantasy to go with the weird sci-fi prog rock, then watch this space!* *but not anytime soon

I really don't understand this trend of people wanting to outsource all their decision making to a fucking machine.

Quite frankly, f*ck AI. My work is, and always will be, AI-free. Yes, I even still have dictionaries and a thesaurus and I turn off AI addons in software wherever possible. Give me real, human, messy stuff over slick AI fabrication every time. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

I thought I asked the girl on the SuperValu deli if she would mind toasting my sandwich, but based on the look she gave me, what I actually said was "I hope your entire extended family dies in a mining disaster". Sorry about that.

i prefer to "no, but" all your riffing attempts bc evil

Spelling error? Deal witch it...

why wait 7 billions years to worry about the sun engulfing the Earth, when you can worry about it today?! give it a try!

gonna watch the new Mark Forward show tonite. I spelled tonite all silly like show business. I know my show biz shit son

if I could run and jump and do spins or roll in a ball or anything like that, I totally still wouldn't. that sounds like a whole lot of moving around. no thank you.

Now that I'm young enough to join the military again I definitely still won't