you guys remember when the pandemic started and they came out with a vaccine and idiots were like "no it turns you into a magnet!" and we didn't stop to acknowledge the education pandemic that was sweeping the globe?? we're gonna get around to that, right?

The Boys are back in town. The Boys ordered burritos with shredded lettuce down at Dino's Bar and Grill. The Boys won't be able to leave town again for a few days. The Boys ask for your understanding at this time.

I liked Metroidvania when every block could have been bombed and reveal a secret, and it was a secret and you had to try everything. Now it's like "here's this awfully obvious cracked wall, what could that be?!"

it'd take more than greasy butt lettuce to get me into a taco bell. I have actual tacos, you can't tempt me with shit.

*mutes diarrhea* Tired of this shit.

I know it's probably just me, but if you do a demo of your game and then it's still in development for five more years, I'm going to lose interest or forget your game exists. I'd say demo = release within six months.

When you watch Cheers reruns, you have to watch the theme song. Have to. It adds so much.

play games in your genre to see what works and what doesn't. that's the problem kid, games in my genre haven't been made well in 20 years, and those old ones feel, well very old. About the only good thing about playing them is when you go "oh yeah, that feels like shit" every 5 minutes.

we are stardust, we are golden, we are billion year old carbon, and we've got to get ourselves back to the garden (to get fresh lettuce that doesn't make us shit, I believe they're trying to say)

BYOB..Bring Your Own Boredom. I'm not entertaining anyone.

Now that's what I call, Lettuce Diarrhea

live, laugh, laundering money

I put my two dicks in my dick cabinets one dick at a time just like everybody else

Starting to think my videogame skills may never be good enough to attract the attention of an alien race in need of a champion

I'm more angry than 10 lbs of bees in a 5 lb bee bag.

so many YT videos titled "WHY everything is shit" about something. Why there are so many monopolies. why game companies laid off so many people. why AI, why the economy. motherfuckers if you know WHY to all of this shit why can't we fix it? What's the solution? Never one solution offered.

some woman sneezed in the car next to me. it took me out of the song I was singing so I go, oh! bless you! =D she looked at me like I just cut her child. people stop being ass at little interactions with other humans. It's not hard. just smile that fake smile, roll the window up and drive away.

really struggling with this tilemap data UI design. Might be I'm unhappy no matter how I go about it. Ugh, I dunno. #gamedev

they may take our lives, but they'll never take, our microplastics!!!

80k rejected, because I have values. go fuck yourself, me. anyway I'd do it again.

Follow my dreams? With these gas prices?

ASAP was the dude who wrote the fables.

Me, examining a new follower...

if I was a person people liked I think I'd fucking hate that.

“Who controls the lettuce, controls the future. Who controls the lettuce, controls the ass.”

if AI destroys the world it'll be because you Barnaby's were like "it says we should chew on plutonium sticks! good idea!"

If movie theaters upped their hotdog game I can guarantee you they would not be struggling nearly as bad

at the Jack in the Box, ordered a number 8, she goes "I'll have your total at the window" okay sure. given food, drive away. She gave me 8 chicken nuggets. I mean they both have 8 in them, so I guess I can see that.

my music failed. couldn't get people to listen to it, and if they did they mostly didn't like it. my game will fail. don't want to hound people to play it, I skip commercials every chance I get. and it's niche. it's got my music in it. and nobody likes that shit. anyway back to #gamedev

I did decline that Konami phone screening by the way, on the grounds that I will not be doing any developing using AI. I need a job but I'm not compromising my ethics in the process.

if you want to know who is using AI in their development? Simple. Careers page => any tech job => see all the AI agents and AI coding requirements.

seriously another one. "The Invisible Game" on YT reports on these BS companies and their AI use. His sponsor? Saily... a company with rampant AI use. Nice.

anti-ai video.....today's sponsor, an AI company. I've seen this several times this week. Unreal. How do we act like we're against or want to combat something, while taking money from these corpos?

got a call from a recruiter for Konami. I've applied there numerous times and had been rejected. He said they're moving towards a lot of AI use and would I be open to that...I told him no. So there you go, Konami fans.

The only thing shagged around here is the carpet.

"music helps capture people" it's true. A good song and they just wander right into the cages. I couldn't believe how easy it was.

Had to turn away a mixing client today because the song and instrumentation were all AI. Sorry, but I don’t work with that.

if I could quit falling apart for a sec that'd be fun. or if I must fall apart at least could it be funnier.

toe doesn't hurt, but it's pretty red on the side and above the cuticle. it hurt like hell yesterday, I cleaned it, stuffed some cotton under it. looking closer, the nail split on the side, halfway down. bit concerned that it's still infected. if not better tomorrow, gonna head to urgent care.

while actual pixel art games are super cool, when they use that blurred lighting I think it really murders the strict pixel aesthetic it had going for it. But that's like, just my opinion, man.

everyday

when you call a customer service line, and they have some bullshit AI fuck talking to you, and they make it sound so human. That's not the worst part though, the worst part is that they play audio of it fucking "typing" when it pauses. Like fuck you, it's not typing, that's so ass. This is all ass.

Please press 9 for a different apocalypse.

If I worked in porn my name would be Colin Plow

I'm wondering if the people who say the changes in Unity code taking "forever" to reload are people who don't know the thing is leaking a ton of memory. The longer the engine is open (if days, ummm) the slower it's going to be. Just close and reopen it now and then.

Turned 70 yesterday, and still shredding! #JoeSatriani #GuitarIcon #LiveForLiveMusic

oh duh. The window is setting the state of the size control to resize while the other window clears the state. it's fighting itself.

#promosky me: 😈🐿️ interests: 🗯️ stachios 🗯️ my cats 🗯️ stealing stachios 🗯️ stealing my cats 🗯️ being a vibe💫 🗯️ yeeeeaaaaaahhhh 🐿️

a classic www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj1D...

weird bug. the window size controls, the colliders on the edge of windows and such - they work fine as long as there's just one window. If I open two windows, the one window works, the other does not. But it hits the breakpoint to change the cursor, and changes the cursor, but it doesn't show it.