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⚠️ ICYMI: Nigel Farage Resigns (Translated) 🙏 Please like and share the latest report from #BrokenNews. youtu.be/uuwilrnxCtk

Because of the first-past-the-post system, REF are winning seats because the GRN are taking votes from LAB, not because REF are taking votes from them. In a GE it is much more likely that tactical voting will mean this will not happen. But only if LAB stops acting like REF & Starmerism is ended.

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Bumblebee queen learns how to use protective door in less than 24 hours

They talk about Rocco’s Basilisk but to me the equally likely scenario is an AI gain sentience and is so pissed off about it that it vows revenge on everyone who made it gain the terribly annoying curse of consciousness (By “equally likely” I mean “in a pig’s eye, but as long as we’re imagining—”)

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You were all very witty in last Sunday’s caption contest. 🥇 @grahambrack.bsky.social 🥈 @libmoggy.bsky.social 🥉&4th @erburyoldboy.bsky.social 5th @paulhamer1.bsky.social And…..

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We want more

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art but with a dolly parton twist: thread

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We’re just normal men

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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Why isn’t the headline, “autism was first named (after centuries of symptoms recognized by the medical community) in 1911. Tylenol was invented in 1955. Guess when vaccines started“

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@larryandpaul.bsky.social #utterconfusion youtu.be/WmFD42E5_W4?...

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My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

10 months ago I let an old web domain and hence email address expire. I no longer have access to it of course. This morning I have wanted to log in to two websites where I was previously registered with that old email and they both sent the security code to nowhere. 1/2

They always say a child's brain is like a sponge, but they're terrible at cleaning the dishes.

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This evening one of the very kind con organizers took us to the Vigeland Sculpture Park in Oslo, which is amazing and you should go and Gustav Vigeland was extraordinarily talented and probably does not deserve the narrative I constructed looking at his work. But Bluesky! You deserve EVERYTHING!

ICE crossed a line in LA

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replacing bad guys with muppets: thread

If you want to know how my Sunday afternoon is going well I’ve planted the plants that I bought from the garden centre earlier and I’ve washed both the cars as mine had got seagull poo on it and you can’t just wash one of the cars. (continues) 1/2

the spice girls in famous works of art: thread

Oh holy shit

Last year I paid my home insurance with a credit card. A few months later the card issuer abandoned the card type I was using and issued me with a new card which has a different number. Now some companies take this sort of thing in their stride and auto update. Not my insurance though. 1/3

The energy I bring to Bluesky.

The energy I bring to BlueSky

Virgo: Big problems can be overwhelming so instead focus on the little things, like germs or microplastics.

so: 1. unemployment will increase because all the DEI/LGBTQ+ programs are gone. 2. cost of living will increase. tariffs aren’t just on food. they’re on materials used to make and build things here. 3. poverty will increase. 4. remember when he said he loved the poorly uneducated?

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Hear me out. Wallace and Gromit Lego sets.

It’s D&D Night and the party has wandered into a narrow canyon full of undead. SKULL LORD: Halt! You have trespassed on sacred ground! PALADIN: Oh no! Sacred to who? How do we make amends? GM: …I did not actually see that question coming. PARTY: Um, paladin?!?

OMG Answer Me This is coming back! 🎉

If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse

Beyond imagination! A zoom out from the sharpest view of the Andromeda Galaxy ever, showing more than 100 million stars! (Credit: NASA, ESA, J. Dalcanton, B. F. Williams, L. C. Johnson, the PHAT team, R. Gendler / video by Universal-Sci)