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He used to say: A brute is not as swift as a coursing river, nor is an ignorant person as forceful as a great typhoon; nor can a timid person have the strength of a raging fire, nor can an impatient person be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon. In a place where there are no men, be a man.

White collar crime is a vast ocean with a hundred billion dollars stolen annually, and hundreds of billions insider traded, evading taxes and being laundered. Actual theft is a drop in the bucket. Less than a billion. And we waste billions on wealthy-owned for-profit prisons for the petty thieves.

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Once again full of shrimp on Christmas Eve

Here is Elsie doing a holiday photo shoot.

@rosemarymosco.com a jeopardy contestant today is wearing a pigeon sweater!

We are not sure how we feel about the car

Dudes Rock

I haven't been taking many pictures the last couple of weeks, (and today it's pouring rain), but here's a photo I took on Christmas Eve three years ago, of a single green lacewing egg in my garden. Think of it as a wrapped present with a bug in it. 🎁🌿🐙📷 #bugsky

I'm a comics creator. Every time I lead a workshop with kids, I see their absolute joy in drawing with their OWN HANDS. If you deny kids that joy by forcing them to type prompts into a computer, you're failing as an educator. Shame on you for this.

WHO DID THIS?!?!?

Anyway, Christmas Eve. Enjoy stretching out time a little.

Three French hens. Art by my daughter. Wishing you all some good festive nonsense and a happy, healthy new year xx

Surely this is the correct image, right? Has someone stolen it out from under my nose?!

*ruffles through my jacket haphazardly* Wait, is this the "Almost Christmas" image you were looking for? No? Gee, I'm sorry!

As the year comes to an end, I wanted to say thank you so much everyone for all your support! It’s been an amazingly rewarding first year of trying to be my own boss and creating my own work. You all and Bluesky have been very good to me. I hope to keep going as long as I can!

Never forget the reason for the season. That it’s so dark we hold a party to fight the depression. If that’s what you’re feeling you’re not broken, it’s why we’re doing all this.

This is it, right? Almost Christmas?

I'm inventing a new way of cooking bacon where you got it like 70-80% done in the oven and then finish it in a pan for maximum crispiness. Feeling very optimistic even though, right now, all I've got is a plate of sad restaurant bacon and a bowl of smoky lard.

Happy Eve 🎄✨

when I was in high school a kid who was caught smoking ganja told our principal that all the kids were doing it so he should to, guy was a pioneer ahead of his time

Woman Struggles To Put Down Bags While Holding Coffee Like Dog Trying To Fit Stick Through Door https://theonion.com/woman-struggles-to-put-down-bags-while-holding-coffee-like-dog-trying-to-fit-stick-through-door/

A very Erev Christmas Sameach to all who celebrate!

One prince, Two prince, Red prince, Blueprints

As a short man I need all of you to spare a thought for people like us next time you want to make insensitive jokes about Greg Bovinos height, we have years worth of material right here that'll really hurt his feelings

On Monday, he ate through one tankbuster. But he was still hungry.

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

In physical media news, Warner Bros. Home Entertainment will be releasing "OVER THE GARDEN WALL" on Blu-ray on April 7, 2026, per a listing on Barnes and Noble's website. First Blu-ray release of a Cartoon Network original in 10 years.

Right like you can try and do everything right, focus test your characters, set up for good branding, and try to appeal to everyone, only to be disappointed when it appeals to no one... Or you can make freakie little games for little pervert freaks who will lick your feet and suck your toes.

A friend is venting to me about some indie person saying more indies should make games "for mainstream appeal and success" and it's just so funny because not even the big rich companies designed to make things for mainstream appeal and success can barely do it ike come on man

Lore-accurate Tataru

love that software developers are advertising AI functionality in every single app now and it's up to you to try to figure out if they mean "this has spellcheck" or "everything you create in this app will sync in real-time to sam altman's personal laptop" or something in between

oh my GOD

Writing the address on a letter or package always feels like casting a magic spell. Words have power, and so do zip codes.

Flareon is still looking for a home! USA folks I will handle all tariffs and charges on my end, you should not get hit with any legitimate fees when buying from my shop.

If you stopped wearing masks, you can start again anytime! At *least* while you’re traveling! Don’t ruin your holidays with covid or flu.

In the past week, I've seen stories of AI: - being used by middle schoolers to make porn of other students - calling innocent people sex offenders - shutting down highways with busted-ass self-driving cars - emitting more CO2 than New York City What the fuck are we even doing?

Thinking of the actor Ernest Thesiger, who, when asked what it had been like in the trenches of World War One, replied "my dear, the noise! And the PEOPLE!"

in the eshop straight up "jorking it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say.

She doesn't answer it in the comic, but I had that surgery last year and I did ask! Your immune system eats the egg, just like it eats any other unknown object. The egg doesn't wander forever, just until your white blood cells find it and start munchin'. Recycling!

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