whenever you see something like this you need to remember that some people are so naturally dull that anything that isn't boredom feels terrifying to them

ai bots so bad you got millennials wanting to talk to a human on the telephone

Lark Sparrows (Chondestes grammacus) are grassland and shrubland birds. They nest low, from on the ground to only about 4.5 feet high. And they are one of my favorite sparrows! #birds #ecology #nesting

Good morning chat

cat refuse to leave my lap so I draw like this

I went to Sakuracon as Fizzarolli! We had a great time hanging out with friends and singing our hearts out to our favorite shows <3 #sakuracon #helluvaboss #helluvabosscosplay #fizzarolli #fizzarollicosplay #asmodeus #fizzarozzie #cosplay

We thought we were living in a cyberpunk dystopia but this is actually straight from Warhammer 40K. The machine spirit must be appeased using the proper rituals. Blessings affixed with purity seals will keep the cogitator functioning.

Lrp naturally I had to look up whether Catura Granbluefantasy had ever been in a Cow Tools picture, and I can confidently say that artists who care more than me have an incredible opportunity here!

you guys have a gander at these cool blue mushrooms i saw 😊 werewere-kōkako (entoloma hochstetteri)

Now THIS is sports reporting!!!!!

A mossy friend 🌱

p.s. if you are fortunate enough to have savings invested in once sensible index funds those are often proportional to the biggest companies most of which are taking huge AI bets, your retirement funds may be vulnerable to the bubble. talk to a qualified investment professional (not me) if concerned

I can never ever be in NASA because if I was in charge of the moon mission I would have ordered every single person on the retrieval crew to be dressed in a gorilla suit and act like they were shocked to hear the the astronauts speak

It's not an exaggeration to say that trans women have been a part of pretty much every tech innovation you enjoy. Space travel, personal computing, electronic music...

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Local ungulates.

Qifrey #Δ帽子 #witchhatatelier

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

me knew that

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

Capsule opens, little green man pops out Retrieval crew: wut omgomgomgomg FIRST CONTACTomgomg lgm: go check the rules, it's our turn to take matt damon

Inside every human who has ever thought about the ocean are 2 wolves

Are we still doing favorite tweets? @kejames.bsky.social

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Space stuff is cool. We should do somewhat less war stuff and somewhat more space stuff. Artemis II is $4bn per launch, roughly the cost of 2-4 days of War in Iran. What if we did not do War in Iran, but instead did cool space stuff?

so did they bring matt damon back or do we have to send another crew up there in like 2 years

I'm sorry, but this woman posting photos of her dog at a religious event in Spain and then having to frantically clarify a few days later at their "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account is something out of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

They can toss a tin can with people in it all the way round the moon so it lands in a predetermined spot and be waiting there for it when it comes back down but they can't tell you what your prescription insulin will cost this month when you go pick it up

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

We're home which means I can finally take photos of the ita bag!! it looks so cute with the fish plushies inside of it i'm dying

"There are a lot of parts of life in our city that we have just come to accept as if it's the cost of being a New Yorker, when in fact, these are political decisions and political choices" is the most succinct summary of the governance crisis plaguing Democrats in large cities I've ever heard

I like how wikipedia uses the infobox for cars here

need a hockey romance but it's between a puck bunny and a zamboni driver. and the zamboni driver is a girl

CBS never addresses how much money any other department of the federal government lost last year. So I'll help! The United States, which lost $980 billion in 2025 due to interest payments on the national debt, The U.S. Department of Agriculture, which lost $213.3 billion in 2025, and so on

Reading past the headline: "…the underlying AI features are here to stay, though. The Copilot button has been removed from Notepad, but the writing tools replacement still uses AI-powered features and looks like the identical menu of options that existed before" Yeah, I'm staying on Windows 10.

Here are two things I saw this morning ( Time link: time.com/article/2026... )

I’m really happy about what Zohran has done so far in terms of holding these companies accountable and doing extremely corny stunt announcements.

Hello. I just found out that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”, and now I need you lot to know that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”. youtu.be/voqCQSDAcn8

just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.

keming. not even once.

Raise a toast today for Frances Perkins’ birthday. Secretary of Labor throughout FDR’s presidency (and the first female cabinet secretary). The list of New Deal programs she presented to FDR in 1933 were the foundation of The New Deal, and American prosperity. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frances...

[Werner Herzog as The Client voice] I would like to see the hat.

I’m obsessed with the death garfield

Making Renfaire plans with my dad like "Do you need a wizard costume? You do know COBOL..."

Zohran Mamdani and the NYC Department of Consumer and Worker Protection have announced a "Click to Cancel" rule. The rule would make NYC the first city in the nation to ban subscription traps and force companies to make it just as easy to cancel subscriptions as it is to enroll.

We made it through! Happy return to chametz, everyone! 🍞