Just saw someone refer to the Wellbutrin tablet as an Everlasting Sobstopper

Time to do some girl math (butter math) to see how much more butter we're going to need!

IF THE TARIFFS KEEP ME FROM BEING ABLE TO TRY THE CHESTNUTS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE SPRING, ISTFG.......

Solve these strange jigsaws: aftermath.site/solve-these-st...

I’m going to do a vibes-based nonsequential ranking of church logos, on a scale of 1-10 based on how much they rock or suck I’m going to start with the Catholics, because they have the flag of a real nation-state, and, thus, they don’t count for this thread. -/10

指は手のひらの中から動くイメージ！

preserving my best cohost post before they shut the lights off

“Well, at least he got the terrestrial planets correct” - my 6yo

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

Hey what are the videogames regular people know? Bc my guitar teacher purports to teach "videogame music," but when I mentioned critically-acclaimed, Grammy-winning videogame Journey, he'd never heard of it before.

10/10 take. No notes.

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going! Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists. We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.

Seattle's mayoral race will end up quite close; that could make 'challenged' ballots that had some issue key to resolving the race. WA allows voters to "cure" their ballot, i.e. come in and explain or fix issues like forgetting a signature. (Not all states allow this.) Info from the county:

God creating Adam:

I thought I heard James say Luigi was in the audience with a bunch of booze 😂

James Watson, the sexist racist who stole Rosalind Franklin’s ground breaking research on DNA, created his own (sadly widely believed) genius mythology with a popular book, is dead.

😈😈😈

Democrats have spent 38 days trying to lower health care costs and reopen the government. Trump and Republicans completely control this process, and instead of looking for solutions they’ve defunded SNAP, interrupted commercial travel, and pursued political vendettas.

everyone please pray for my fucking idiot son

"Tori Amos, inventor of the pumpkin spice latte" feels like a historical detail I should have known about sooner

that one meme by featherleafern on twt but with a certain hopes paralogue in mind

I'm working on the print format of this strip! I'm sorry it took so long, I'm a tired thing. Looks awesome tho✨️

I have no need or even desire for this, but it's good to know someone's out there making walrus man-ship's mate action figures.

Won a Halloween raffle w the picture of James and me in our ghost costumes, little guy's gonna be chuffed to hear: -he got a shout-out to a bunch of adults -he helped make the Christmas cookies good (I'm using the money for butter and other incidentals bc raffle prize money should be spent on fun)

GameFAQs was so ubiquitous, one of the ongoing jokes in the first part of Homestuck was that, while the world is literally ending, Rose is taking the time to write a ludicrously detailed GameFAQs entry for the GAME THAT'S CAUSING THE WORLD TO END, in case anyone needs to escape via the same game!

the fact that all these granular labels exist but you can't actually apply them yourself sucks ass tbh. why does sexually suggestive (cartoon) exist if i can't set that myself?

The WPA is my roman empire

If you don't pay a proper salary for public office, the only people you get occupying public office are the already rich who are there to ensure they stay that way and you never get there

Something worth noting: Rockstar is leaning HEAVILY on the excuse that the unionising employees were "leaking private company information" They want people to assume this means game info or assets. But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to: 'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"

Hillel: put your right foot in Gentile: done Hillel: now take it out Gentile: ...ok Hillel: put your other foot in, shake it all about Gentile: wait what? Hillel: what is hateful to you do not do to another Hillel: that's what it's all about

Bluesky defaulting "rude" moderation to Hide instead of Warn is an interesting choice, especially when no one even knew that was a new moderation category

Assault with a breadly weapon.

Once a year every zoo should have a day where they stick the richest dozen people in town into an animal enclosure voted for by the people Guy isn't a sex pest freak, donates to charity, etc? He spends 12 hours with the capybaras Guy is a certified failson freak? He gets to really know polar bears

My mom got eggnog early, so for over a week I was drinking Thick Coffee and it was FANTASTIC. You have to mix some milk in, like the coffee shops do, or the espresso will barely mix in!

It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points

I'm sorry but she made the sculpture 100% better www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Locked in with @arimelber.bsky.social.

TBH there's not a better example of "everybody is 12" than this. The whole reason we have food aid is because if we don't send food, we'll eventually have to send troops and that's a lot more expensive.

If I was running for Congress, I would promise to appropriate money for USAID, b/c as far as I am concerned it remains an agency as no-one repealed the statute that created it in 1998. It blew my mind at the time that we were like, yep, sure, we will just close an agency without authorization.

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

My thrift store has a model where the donors get to pick the charity their proceeds go to. In wake of Trump’s decision to halt SNAP, the donations to benefit the food bank have increased exponentially, if you need a nice piece of news right now

reposting on its own. As well. Sorry

TOES!

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

love doing cat commissions, current WIP for a friend is a little less fantasy flavored than usual website: shaferbrown.com commission inquiries: [email protected]