temperature play but it's just a girl with poor circulation fingering you

It's our time

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

American woodcock, stay away from me American woodcock, mama, let me be

peent

Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?

Let us all be so blessed as to lie somewhere that we are perfectly the right shape for.

The study, conducted on triplets in America, discovered that autism could become “reduced to an indistinguishable level” if children with autism are willing to go through what researchers are calling an “unborning process”.

Tired: Womb tattoos Wired:

Heck yeah I'm into edging, by which I mean waiting until the last possible second in the Authenticator app before typing the code in

rip to one of the goats of all time. see you in valhalla brother

Oops forgot to share the whole fit

Give workers on the Orange Line a high five; they restored service after a real swan dive www.universalhub.com/2025/give-wo... #MBTA #Assembly #Wellington #NotAFlamingTrainThisTime

Orange Line: Delays of about 15 minutes due to an obstruction on the right of way near Assembly. Trains may stand by at stations.#mbtaalert#mbta

*peem poom* Top Requested.

This is the type of stuff you think only exists in Dwarf Fortress patch notes

There’s no solidarity without risk.

Please consider supporting my lovely bird, we're struggling a bit financially since I still don't have work. Plus she does amazing work.

the first rule of the Cougar Discord is *you do not talk about the Cougar Discord*

Nice try >w<

This is insane. The voice of Michael from GTA5 gets swatted so much it's a casual "hey you're getting swatted again" from the cops and quick chat with them on stream. This is not okay. Swatting is dangerous.

This must be the year Britain finally kills off Suzanne Moore

So hey, this is genocidal.

Use your fucking words. If it's racist, call it racist. If it's fascist, call it fascist. If it's scientifically unsound, call it scientifically unsound. There is no room left for mealy-mouthed wiggle words.

I've waited 3 years to make this post

they should make text-based podcasts so I can learn all about engineering disasters and trains and stuff without sapping all my vital life energy by struggling to understand voices for an hour until I'm exhausted and broken

The Second-Order Streisand Effect is a social phenomenon where if a party makes an effort to censor information, discussion and news about the censorship paradoxically leads to an increased awareness of Barbara Streisand, a musician whom most "Zoomers" would probably have otherwise never heard of

third base

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

My toast during our little transsexual gathering this weekend was "To defiance through life". I mean it now more than ever: I will outlive these people's hateful ideology. God will bury them. Time will bury their bones unseen.

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is bsky search broken, or has @mayorwu.boston.gov absofuckinglutely ignored the murder of Shacoby Kenny? what the fuck, stop tearing up bike lanes and being silent about police murders, and act like you aren't auto-posting while on vacation in Florida or something

there’s been some gut-wrenching reporting coming out about Shacoby Kenny’s murder by COs. one of the most damning elements is that many of the interviewed incarcerated people seem to have been forced to recognize that violence by COs is normal and expected, but beating a man to death goes too far

when you start transitioning they tell you youre gonna upend society and defeat god and then youre 3 years in and none of that has happened but instead youve transformed into Literally Just Some Lady Who Likes Books And Cheese

2025 recapped

posting this again to speak my truth

Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day

Protogen friends getting into probiotic foods

so what if you intend to never get married is it still premarital sex?

Look at this weird cloud

NOTICE: Bleep is offering deeply discounted Warp. Squid is for sale. Come get your Plaid.

ooh no, we don't "Netflix" and "Chill" in my house, hell no you're getting Plex and Pegging tonight

Please do not season the pigeons.

please do not teach the goats italian

A quick event before our big exciting drag show next week-- we're gonna be ringing in the new year together! We'll have RENT on a projector screen and our speaker system on new years day, and a bunch of lyric books to share! Come hang out, and let's measure a year together!

on fetlife for the gender-affirming sexual harassment from straight guys with penis profile pics