You never want a Boolean in your database you always want a nilable timestamp field I will die on this hill

tfw cute girl ^_^

I need the world to run at 0.8x pace

the woke bond traders don't like Nigel Farage

the funniest thing possible would be for someone to run for labor party leadership on a platform of "merge with the greens"

this is your periodic reminder that the team logo for the google ads SRE team is literally a dragon sitting on a pile of gold

SRE maxims with Fable: n+2 is the smallest acceptable redundancy there are more than two versions of your code running in prod at any time

going on jubilee surrounded but my only claim will be "transition is a good thing and more people should do it"

Girls

mechcommander 2 is the best mechwarrior game ever and I will not be explaining myself

I simply block the cis man doing nonsense and move on

I have no opinion on this. I will not be tricked into mocking or humiliating a cis man on the internet for free.

“Full sharia on alcohol and then hotbox the commons”

langdon fucking sucks

not to be a fucking liberal but I'm feeling very cute this morning

Gay and eepy

please please please please please

It’s been 5 weeks since NYU Langone ended care. Mamdani’s office has not directed H+H to absorb patients or enforced NYC human rights law against the hospitals stopping care. He also has not answered multiple trans journalists questions on if he will commit to doing so.

Anyone hiring for a staff engineer who has kernel experience and has put high traffic services into production from scratch? I know someone who I think is good, full time remote in the US or cambridge/boston if you're chill w/ a few days a week in the office?

I made a glowy holder for my crystals

Hello new followers, I'm not sorry about my shitpost.

Cis people shut the fuck up about what trans people want Just platform us for fucks sake

How to not crash out at the state of the world

Thinking about crashing out

the current situation makes me feel like I am actually going insane

Rubyfmt 0.12 is out! This release is a big deal. We entirely removed ripper and replaced it with Prism. This means Rubyfmt no longer needs to compile against Ruby at all. This work wouldn't have been possible without the hard work of Reese, and as a bonus treat we now have: rubyfmt.run

The sponsorship prospectus is available. Reach hundreds of Ruby developers in one go in June. Without sponsors I have to have a very difficult conversation with my spouse about why the hell I do this at all. And probably videos don't happen. brightonruby.com/files/brigh...

AaaaaaaAAaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa

my perfect weapons vs their brainwashed tools

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

the pluribus writers were like "I am going to do a Yuri that is so toxic".

I simply am eating an obscene amount of brie as my christmas snack

if you are cis please do something helpful to protect trans kids. Call your senator. Call your local healthcare system. Call your attorney general. Please.

Leave trans kids alone you absolute freaks

This was some good fun

I want to administrate a jira instance

shocked pikachu dot jpg

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

Today I am once again making loads of new Bluesky friends by insisting on one of my most sincerely held beliefs that makes way too many people fucking furious: that teenagers are autonomous beings who are not their parents' property and who possess independent volition and interiority

love to see @zackpolanski.bsky.social adopting an affordability agenda :D

if I was building a new Ruby web app in 2025 what frameworks are cool? are we still doing rails?

Happy International Men’s Day to all the incredible trans men out there. Thank you for existing.

Stringer bell

Siracha

queer people got zohran elected: bsky.app/profile/arch...

With the etiquette of new york yelling ZOHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN

Not doing well lads