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Asawin Suebsaeng
13 days ago
If youāre an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever
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logo, #1 minnesota patriot
about 1 month ago
Hold on guys I think I found the new moderate position
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Ken Jennings
about 2 months ago
The āprosecute the former regime at every levelā candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket
about 2 months ago
you guys ever see Looper
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leon
about 2 months ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. weāll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Smooth Dunk
2 months ago
itās all iāve got
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Did tirico just say kicking a field goal was Woke?
3 months ago
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Doug
3 months ago
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Matt Zoller Seitz
4 months ago
Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live
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WORLD SERIES WEDGIE!!!
4 months ago
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emily north
4 months ago
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the ālife during wartimeā segment of his chicago show tonight
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I don't even like baseball why am I subjecting myself to this torture lol
4 months ago
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
4 months ago
Everyoneās soooo mad at Trump for doing a simple remodel of the White House yet no one cared when Bush did the same to the Pentagon and also some skyscrapers smdh
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1/3 of the way to Joe Buck sunrise...
5 months ago
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Tim Onion
5 months ago
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, thatās when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed student: oh so thatās when the whole country realized they were living under fascism teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
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Andrea Junker
5 months ago
āTerrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.ā Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar š
6 months ago
HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED
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bakoon
6 months ago
weird al has been executed by firing squad for recording a parody of the fountains of wayne song "stacys mom" titled "charlies gone"
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Bo Bolander
6 months ago
if you must be online may i point out that project gutenberg is still around and still has basically every book written before 1910 for free
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Nicholas Grossman
6 months ago
The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
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Mr Targeted Harassment
6 months ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
6 months ago
Army needs to bring back woke and LGBTQ+ Lotsa Good Blocking, Tackling and Quarterbacking + not losing to an FCS team
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7 months ago
You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open)
8 months ago
Needed this reminder today.
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If I have to hear a pro war song written and performed by Jellyroll that may be the end for me
9 months ago
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bort
9 months ago
at least toby keith is dead this time
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Ryan Broderick
9 months ago
Everyone, even the folks with the nuclear codes, is entertaining themselves online as the world burns. Posting through it and monitoring the situation until it finally reaches their doorstep and forces them to look up from their phone and log off.
www.garbageday.email/p/all-we-hav...
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the ben keeps the flores
9 months ago
the marines finally read my tweet
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The Rehearsal might be the most insane show I've ever seen lmao
9 months ago
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Ain't no show like gangs of London, never before an action set piece has a chick strangled someone to death with her own umbilical cord w/ placenta still attached lmao
10 months ago
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The Rehearsal begs the question, what it Synecdoche NY was awkward instead of depressing
10 months ago
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Tatum with some strong words tonight
10 months ago
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The Jared fogle bus ad was so unnecessary for The Rehearsal lmao
10 months ago
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Russ calling that Tech on himself was iconic lmao
10 months ago
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I'm going to have the image of goose stepping Paramount+ suits in a tiny courtyard for the rest of my life lmao
10 months ago
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wint
11 months ago
there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
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Even though Russ is only going to have a handful of shots it might need enough to shoot Denver out of the game lol
11 months ago
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Keef Girbo is such an elite fake name
11 months ago
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Bulls running a lineup with 4 white guys plus Coby White, rarely seen NBA White Wash
11 months ago
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LuftKraftPikk
11 months ago
#CurbYourEnthusiasm
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ditchpony
11 months ago
it was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times
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1923 consistently is the worst edited show I've ever seen
11 months ago
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Ken Jennings
11 months ago
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Erik Baker
11 months ago
Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
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a real, authentic person šÆ
11 months ago
Mark Cuban: with my first 1,000? I buy soap. I donāt sell it. I donāt use it. I store it. The next 1000 immediately goes to toothpaste. Again I just let it grow. I donāt use it. The next 1000? Back to soap. Then toothpaste. Then soap. And then toothpaste. Now youāre thinking Iām set. Wrong. More too
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Ryan
12 months ago
Instantly had to look up if this is real and lmao
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