A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

Trump filed lawsuits over jokes, tweets, and news articles, but not once over any of the countless allegations of child rape. I feel like more people should mention that.

TWO YEARS IN THE LEAGUE. TWO GOLDEN BOOT HONORS. It's just Temwa Chawinga math 💅

UNBEATEN AT HOME ALL SEASON ‼️ #KCBABY

listen we may have lost our family business, made our kids miserable, had to live in a barn with goats and lost $50,000 to a local Russian slumlord, but at least we dont have to see gay people in public

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

it's important to remember the people doing this aren't "just following orders," they signed up to do this, they're excited to do it, it's what they want to be doing, and each one of them is personally culpable for the entirety of ICE's conduct

when a leftwing party wins election the business class smashes the panic buttons and packs their bags for capital flight before the party even takes power when a rightwing party actually and catastrophically screws with the economy the business class charitably counsels "this is fine; it will pass"

when i saw the DMV had issued me this random number plate i drove right back to the DMV and said "hey i'm so sorry but i need you to swap this for a different number" because - and this is just me - it was important to me that no one around me assume i might be nazi, even a little, even for a second

Virgin Gianni Infantino vs Chad Roger Goodell

American Politicians cannot be expected to live up to the outrageously high standards of the Insane Clown Posse.

Never in trillions of years, long beyond our own sun's death, could AI produce art approaching the beauty of what Jon and Alex have made together.

Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.

Salary caps are illegal wage fixing agreements between billionaire owners and are somehow allowed to exist.

Obviously a category that includes superstar athletes and janitors has some conceptual flaws but the traditional marxist definition of working class (relationship to the means of production) has value because the dynamic is between labor and management is the relevant one in the workplace context

In clips you can hear Lisa Carlin waiting and waiting for the spot to end and bursting out just before what you can actually hear on the broadcast. I'm sure she and @lorilindsey6.bsky.social really love seeing this done to the game. 🙄 @nwslsoccer.com needs to figure out their media partnerships.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play go fuckin Huskies Nazi UW students fuck off

it's easy to get bogged down in the arguments transphobes pretend to be making but in the end they are just people who spend more time thinking about kid genitals than pediatric urologists

a group of people were like "i found a way to live my life as a truer version of myself" and instead of being like "that's beautiful, how can i help" people were like "i don't think schools should have books in them anymore"

This has been accurate since it went up, but feels especially on the nose these days. theonion.com/fbi-uncovers...

please repost www.pbs.org/kenburns/the...

I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.

Nope. We're done. We are going to back to a text only internet. Y'all had images and sounds and fucked it up too bad. We're going gopher mode. We're getting gemini pilled. You're going to learn to use telnet and like it. You have one movie, it's pretty good.

Youths today are all obsessed with this HUNTR/X hubbub, but in MY day we remembered the brave lads who fell to the Tricks of the Hun in the trenches of Flanders and Verdun. Tut!

happy labor day

fuck every single person who gets angry at trans people for criticizing people like Gavin Newsom and claiming that we're doing purity politics. the anti-trans movement is THE issue leading the fascist charge. if you are unable to hold an extremely hard line on this, you lose literally everything.

Nothing but respect for MY Chancellor

i've made fun of him in the past for being kind of corny but if every union in the country had someone with "bryce harper mindset" every industry would be worker-owned by the end of the year

Mon Mothma: Many Bothans died to bring us this information. Me, Mon Mothma's dirtbag nephew from the northern hemisphere of Chandrila: damn, RIP Manny 😔🙏

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Mothman tried, but he's just one mothman, after all

white women wearing hats X open mic john mayer covers = the performance i'm being unwillingly subjected to this evening

Deion's not sick, it's just the storyline for him leaving Colorado as expected.

Imagine if they had invested that $60 million into one man

woke up with this in my head and now it's your problem

oh hell yeah we're getting Shopified this rules, looking forward to developing relationships with my LLM teammates

A reminder for this Transgender Day of Visibility: Trans people have always existed, and we always will.  No president, politician, or court can change that.

Bia's Back Babeeeee

In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

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