Just to recap, the actual president found an AI-generated video of a fake news report depicting a fake announcement about an imaginary healthcare system based on a technology that doesn’t exist and posted it on his official social media account

jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa. deus ex npc: what's bofa? jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

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まだ暑いけど衣替えって10月から？

This might be the funniest Live Laugh Love type kitchen thing I've ever seen I was actually stunlocked by it irl

i think the american project is basically over with the new legislature being proposed that will invariably be forced through within the next 3 years. this whole country is undergoing unmitigated thermonuclear meltdown and the world is going to be stuck with a socially radioactive slag-nation after.

Someday people will start noticing that the most eminent roboticist in the world has an uninterrupted multi-decade record of deep skepticism about almost all uses of robotics and “AI” that has been proven uniformly correct

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omelas mayor: there's only one way to stop roko's basilisk.. you've trained for this, omelas baby omelas baby: heh.. that machine thinks eternal torment means anything to me?

Well don't I feel stupid

panty and stocking season 2 was crazy good

I’ve been saving that to caaallm myself, lest I get too giddy from rubbing my COCK.

Farewell, Minfilia (old-ish but I still really like how her hair came out) #shmiart #FFXIV #FFXIVART

Oh no... Andrew Dice wasn't just a cool, friendly pillar of the community, he was one of the people most influential in bringing down the boundaries between the Japanese indie games scene and the rest of the world. He opened doors and brought so many great stories to us. Farewell to a real one.

a trader joe’s employee who says “really? these fucking suck, in my honest opinion” to every single item in your cart

having very normal and regular thoughts after seeing this

Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron https://theonion.com/office-adds-area-for-lactating-mothers-to-discreetly-pump-iron/

Please don't call it that

food court anime is so good. wada and yamamoto are so cute together it makes me sick

have your laughs about the latest scam autism cure if you want. i have bigger problems. the aeromorph fetishist roommate we forgot we had after she sealed herself into a coat closet for 4+ months to goon/edge? she just came back out glowing and levitating & is having us all do pushups for hours

girlfriends

SIGHS

the moral of dragon's dogma is that you can finish dragon's dogma but there's catches they didn't mention, and the moral of dragon's dogma 2 is that capcom is not gonna let you finish dragon's dogma so you have to do a bunch of insane shit to get a sequel and then escape the company

the main distinction between dragon's dogma and dragon's dogma 2 that strikes me as worth bringing up design-wise is how dragon's dogma 2 has weirdly comprehensive immersive sim features. and also that dragon's dogma 2 is about quitting your job at capcom because they keep sabotaging dragon's dogma

Deciding everyone on bsky needs to see this t.co/SFczY92NVR

writing "self defense" on all my ammo just in case anyone ever asks me any questions that are already answered by the ammo

Happy birthday pookie red❤️ #錦木千束生誕祭2025 #リコリコ

JUST got back from getting raptured. dude it was so nice, the bar was free and the guy they had mixing the drinks was pretty cute

Drawing het couples having babies and raising a family and the cool girl now has timeskip long hair and is cooking a meal is like eighty million times more scarier and more perverse than any kink art ive ever seen. You could pee in someones mouth 5600 times and still not achieve the same rating

been raptured for 90 mins now. lines are insane. VERY disorganized. scalpers by east entrance

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

narita brian as those wolf memes #umamusume

Customer: YOU LOVE THE COOK DMV: YOU LOVE THE COCK Verdict: DENIED

Anyway speaking of inciting violence this has me laughing too hard

タキオン

tragic and staggering to think about the sheer amount of damage the koch brothers and their ventures have inflicted upon the american psyche

Je suis japonaise, domo je suis fille du soleil levant. Arigato. Je suis japonaise, je suis japonaise. Je suis japonaise, je suis née au Japon

One of the sillier aspects of combating issues like this is that as the corpos start to realize they don’t actually have wide support, they start going silent. CS did the same after about the 3rd week The lack of feedback can have a pseudo-chilling effect on activists, don’t let it Do those dailies

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

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I don't think pointing out the fascists' 'hypocrisy' is a good use of time. It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy. They actually do believe that they have the right and obligation to dominate you because they are superior to you. They are using their power not being hypocritical.

una Bocchita chiquita #ぼっち・ざ・ろっく #BocchiTheRock