No clue what Umineko is. Every time I see a screenshot it looks like this to me: Battler: (. . . but if you spell "ICUP". . .) Ah. . ! No! It can't be! Beatrice: Ohhhhhohohohoho! Battler, you dumb fuck!

I have complete faith in my health secretary, Robert Fungus Kennedy

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

This might be the single coolest photo I've ever seen. By photographer Andrew McCarthy (ajamesmccarthy on IG), it shows a skydiver crossing in front of the sun.

I didn't realize Kamala Khan stole my seat.

i hate going to sleep because night time is da best babey!!!! day is boring BOOOO and too hot BOOOOOOOOOOOO we hate the day time we’re raccoons ok we’re owls and we’re crawling / flying around and doing NIGHT TIME SHIT like READING WIKIPEDIA

In middle school we had a substitute teacher who introduced himself with a funny voice. I was the only kid that laughed. He then followed with "I'm deaf".

Really quick greyscale I did for a small insignificant background detail in a little comic short I'm doing rn, hence the small image size. Figured I'd share it bc likely no one will look that close at the comic. No one noticed the 4koma hobgob in my New Years short, afaik lol #Xenogears

You’re last saved meme is your moral philosophy

just spent 10 minutes recalibrating the tv to 90s colour tones to watch this

すばらしきこのせかいの南師猩を、スプラトゥーンのオクトリングにしました。 絵柄をすばせかの原作に寄せました。 #すばらしきこのせかい #twewy #南師猩 #shominamimoto #スプラトゥーン #Splatoon #オクトリング #イラスト #illustration

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

insane that we have like decades and decades of bond movies where he's played by different actors and we didn't do the same for indiana jones, who is, by all accounts, so much hotter

Tyler 06

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

I had a dream that I was arguing with my friends about Umineko and the primary point of conflict was whether or not Ronald Knox would count a Japanese person as a "Chinaman" in the context of his fifth law, which if true would theoretically let the majority of the cast off the hook.

Archaludon from Pokémon (ポケットモンスター) by Desmondo

#touhou #東方Project

DYING

Shedinja from Pokémon (ポケットモンスター) by Silvergriffin

Alakazam from Pokémon (ポケットモンスター) by K-SUWABE

CRYING

😤

After months of work, the new free expansion/DLC to Beloved Rapture; Lost Songs of Archon, is out! 🍂Entire new region with over 20 maps; Trectus Peninsula. ⚔️New challenging foes + extra treasure rewards. 🛖A new town, Strayhaven, filled with humanoid monsters and exiled warriors. #IndieGame #RPG

Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.

In vain we compute our felicities by the advantage of our good names, since bad have equal durations, and Wario is like to live as long as Mario

Oh my

Stephen King: “I wrote Pet Sematary as a cautionary tale of what happens when a grief and despair overpower the order of a natural world” Tech Bros: “At long last, we have recreated the pet sematary from the novel Pet Sematary”

New games in the Videogame Tape Market! Silver Daze by @sawyer.gem-games.net Nekomancer of Nowhere by @standingcat.bsky.social Candy Box I & II by aniwey Salad Fields by @resnijars.bsky.social Get them (more games) and apply to have your game physically published at: pizzapranks.com/tapemarket/

crossposting another one of my classics

Happy Birthday, Final Fantasy IX! Released in North America 25 years ago today on November 14th, 2000! A return to the high fantasy of older Final Fantasy games, giving us some of the most beloved characters in the franchise and, uh, an infamous PlayOnline guide book, aha. Much love for FF9. 💜

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

I also had to make this based solely off this scene.

Oh no... 😱

Any other developer would've been arrested for that Princess Beach line.

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.

Touch Booby Get Dizzy

my take on kris' biological parents

Get ready for.... The ANGELINE ERA RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCEMENT!! We'll be premiering it live, Nov. 17, 9 AM Pacific. See you soon, Bumpslashers! ⚔️ youtu.be/VU9i_DK2kc4?...

It's been long enough now that I'm allowed to talk about Silver Daze's lategame and man I think it's so funny that the final boss is literally just "the concept of entropy" but also yes it is a dragon

oh my god. no. over my actual, literal dead body. 🔨🔨🔨

So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig

In Crime today, a barrel of liches were identified breaking into Morgan's Fletching, weakening the value of jade by 15% due to scarcity.