Men reading in public are now considered so dangerous that the access to them must be restricted with a police tape.

This Way Up has a big heart: Really funny and uplifting - and then it makes you wonder why your eyes are misty. Short episodes, fast-paced, lots of subverted expectations, Aisling Bea is amazing 🫶 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Wa...

Hello [Existential Dread] my only friend 🎵

Men reading in public are now considered so dangerous that the access to them must be restricted with a police tape.

Self-care time youtu.be/LfyDs6uXww0?...

“We”? “We” have to? Hey, sorry folks that my shutdown negotiations strategy sucks. It’s all on me. My bad.

“Pluribus” (S1E1) started really good! There’s a scene (mild spoiler) in which one of the characters loads a wounded person on a truck bed. The scene is given sufficient time to develop. Other script writers would probably shot it under 10 seconds. The tone is both darkly funny and poignant

They’re literally making this into “Dylan Going Electric” affair- instead of what it really is (a big corporation going cheap and showing that saving a few bucks is paramount to everything else)

“The downsides of being public”? If I had just been given 1 trillion in compensation, I’d marry the “being public”!

Lol

I think that asking hey, how come we’re told by Party A that some things cannot be done because there are rules, people won’t budge, etc. and then you see Party B going through the same rules like a hot knife through the butter is a perfectly fair question

Fuck off

Nw

Hey, a fellow Bluesky funny person: If you keep disabling responses - even quote tweets-I’m going to unfollow you eventually. There’s an unwritten compact that for you to have followers, you need to tolerate us making dad jokes, from time to time I know you won’t lose sleep over this. Neither will I

A risky career move for her, but I say go for it!

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

I had high hopes for “Down Cemetery Road” (Emma Thompson), unfortunately the plot is a complete mess, bordering on bizarre. There’s a good story to be made with the protagonist who becomes unhealthily obsessed with mysterious disappearances (The Lady Vanishes), but this is not it.

If you see this, post four female characters you love

From my recent interview with Isaac Chotiner (Isaac carefully listening to my great replies, I’m feeling really good about it 🥰)

Grok, ladies and gentlemen

Do you have red wine? Of course! Which beer would you like?

“Hey, you piggies, you like your stupid computer games, don’t you?”

“Blueskyism” (being on and using the platform that actually works)

Therapy also works pretty well, but go off

The most idiotic solution ever - connecting your appliances and furniture to an external service, outside your control. Another single point of failure: What could go wrong

My application “Endless Family” uses AI to include photorealistic family photos starring you. Your wife and the kid you told you’re going out to “buy a pack of cigs” many years ago, never to come back? You can be in that photo again.

Endless Summer, (David Lynch)

There’s a very specific type of (smart) tech people - and I presume this is not just the tech thing - who like to over explain, before answering the actual question. Dude, I’ve asked why my check-engine light is blinking - not to walk me through the concept of what the engine light - or engine is

Senua is 12 out of 10, amazing, heart wrenching, a genuine cathartic experience youtu.be/rkndYq17Brk

Spoiler: The son was 40

Define “Perfect Ending”?

I’ll take the dub, but I’ll believe it when I see it.

Oh, okay www.wired.com/story/owning...

Begun The Cooking Oil War has…

I’m an Expert Barista: I can prepare most intricate and tasty coffee concoctions, catering to your needs and whims.Syrups, milks, coffee beans - that’s my playfield! Customer, you’re my Queen. For some reason I’ll also be reduced to a pile of shivering goo, if anyone asks me for “longer espresso”

describe your bluesky account in a single image

Many people have been inquiring about the International Scale of Stupidness Here is the quick primer 0 - I can tie my shoelaces with reasonable dexterity 10 - “My AI friend has just told me in confidence”

With every prison blown to dust My enemies walk free

The Tale of Two Inspector Linleys. I prefer the original one: Much more imperfect, flawed both in his personal relationship with Helen and the professional relationship with DS Havers. Much more real, IMHO The 2025 version feels more polished Also, Sharon Small was amazing as DS Barbara Havers

No

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

These people are stupid beyond the officially recognized Scale of Stupidness

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

Bluesky moderation getting really annoying

There’s no such thing as “AI Actress” - or AI journalist, for that matter. People adopting this naming are both gullible and complicit