they should add max verstappen to mario kart

who up elden they ring

I hope the Amazing Digital Circus movie starts like this

crazy how starmer’s only accomplishment will probably be the renationalization of british rail (and farage will probably either steal the credit or reverse it anyway)

We don’t actually know what the definitive millennial song is because it was mislabeled when we got it off Kazaa

Friend Inside Me

🎶You put a kid in me🎶 🎶You put a kid in me🎶

A lot of people don't know this but airline routes aren't really about atmospheric conditions, they are to avoid the nesting grounds of sky dolphins

Bezos may want to consider a more productive investment, like buying a new IMAX yacht for his pet kitten or something www.status.news/p/washington...

reading about the history of the report mentioned and finding out it was intended as satire bro how is the radical right actually so stupid 💔

Please don't call it that.

It’s bad when the left has purity tests and it’s also bad when the left is pragmatic and focused on winning

It’s very funny that a certain type of leftist and centrist on Twitter thinks they are immune to being manipulated by Elon Musk’s algorithm that makes everyone go insane

“Spiritually Israeli” and using Zionist as a pejorative term for literally any bad thing or person is really not great! I’ve encountered multiple online leftists now who have either called me a Zionist or insisted Jews can’t be anti-Zionist. Feels bad!

I hate Israel as much as anyone — they’ve weaponized my identity as a Jew to commit genocide — but the singular and obsessive focus that has led a lot of online leftists to view literally everything through the lens of Israel is getting pretty weird!

Cory Booker is up for re-election this year and doesn’t even have a primary challenger. We get the government we deserve.

ok I guess my question here is *who has ever cared about ball size.*. like, are there women - or men - out there being like 'I like a man with a scrotum like a tanuki'

The Pearl Harbor attack is not imperial blowback, it’s great powers shit. Don’t fucking smol bean the IJN.

Imagining a bit where Miller keeps telling Trump that America needs Lebensraum and Trump keeps confusing it with the ballroom.

Let me be perfectly clear: Hawaii got hands. Every bar, restaurant, beach, and hotel has a 5’5 dude in board shorts tucked away that can materialize on demand to put people to sleep. You will never see it coming. And that dude has 53 cousins of various size on call.

A lesson that many a dumbass E3 or E4 has learned upon being stationed there.

Also I don't know if no one ever told you this or what but you're allowed to keep learning things after high school. A high school education is supposed to give you the basics so you can continue to keep learning things as an adult.

Most of the time, their, "they didn't teach us this in school," takes are things that I even learned in conservative homeschool history textbooks, lol. And I have nothing positive to say about those history textbooks.

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

former cohost users are the linux users of social media

was cohost a "revolutionary social media experience" or had you just never seen a "blog" before

"do it scared" gets exhausting when you're The Fearful Afraider and everything is scary even when you're in your 30s

why was 5 afraid of 67? because 67 ate 9! #izzysludgeart

fucked up in the crib drinking los pollos hermanos

Exactly. The needle which AOC has threaded quite well about Tucker and MTG is that while it's good that the MAGA coalition is fracturing you also don't have to trust these people any farther than you can throw them. This isn't a hard thing to understand, unless you're paid to misunderstand things.

tung tung tung sahur

Who was the demons the most out of these?

I don't want no *King Harkinian voice* SCRUB A SCRUB is a guy who can't get no *Luigi voice* SPAGHETTI

I guess what I'm really trying to say is that Sonic would be a lot cooler if he was like... green. With beady eyes. And a red jumpsuit, perhaps

people in the QRTs going "yes, death to roguelikes!" like the buffet at your disposal isn't so astronomically large that you could just pick your pet genres and stuff yourself silly

"He was made without a soul, but loved enough to be given one" unironically goes so hard as a quote

to the Joker, the song is named Normal Quiet Ordinary Town

If I ever make a game I will put "special thanks: Anita Sarkeesian" in the credits even though she had nothing to do with the game just so I can make people upset

“White people can’t handle spicy food” only partially correct. There are two kinds of white people when it comes to spicy food, ones that can’t handle ketchup and ones that put hot sauce called like “insanity joe’s devilfucking sauce” on everything.

A lot of people used to (and maybe still?) scoff at this but the only long term response available to a constitutional court that is hostile to democratic republican rule is to overhaul the constitutional order itself and cripple the court

I'll just note that critical race theory predicts quite a lot about the current racial retrenchment and for being *correct* it was pilloried in the press and by some academics.

it's actually really weird that a couple of coincidences (themselves very political: Fleming thought the Cold War would end soon, studios want Chinese audiences) made western spy fiction self-consciously 'apolitical' when espionage is probably one of the most 'political' phenomena to ever exist

Genuinely I think we just need to divide California into like a dozen blue states. Doesn't matter if it's horribly dysfunctional

MTG is to the left what Richard Hanania is to the center

Saddam Hussein se ele fosse um Pikmin 🌸——██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄█

Gonna be busy today. Gotta make Bowser a mom, you know how it is.

Enough with using the word "larp" to mean somebody online pretending to be someone they aren't. It doesn't make sense at all, because the LA is supposed to mean Live Action You know how email means "electronic mail"? I suggest the term "erp", like "electronic roleplaying". I like erp-ing