the most likely result of anything that happens is nothing. if you are worried that zohran found common ground with trump or thrilled that trump is going to "help" you should turn off your phone. but if you are in line to tell a show tunes joke or post a meme of marx with laser eyes, stay in line.

i know we've all laughed about the worm and the affair but this is a profoundly dangerous person who should be expelled from the government.

No one ever needs to feel bad for Ryan Lizza. Also remember he’s 19 years older than Olivia Nuzzi. It’s bad trashy vibes all the way through.

alright I'm done and my take is: 1) I need a shower after reading that 2) crazy how lizza still comes off as a huge piece of shit when he's trying to paint himself as the Rational One and 3) imagine the poems cheryl hines has in a little scrapbook somewhere

olivia nuzzi did a lot of terrible things professionally and within her relationships. but i feel like she was also taken advantage of, used, and somewhat emotionally abused. no one in this story looks good, but i can't help but think nuzzi needs to disappear from the public eye for her own good

when these motherfuckers break upon us, we are going to put on the fucking hazmat suits to dispose of them

lmao, lol, lmao, hahahahahahaha

and she calls herself a “radical feminist”, what a fucking joke

nothing says “i’m definitely over it” like publishing a serialized exposition about the breakup

The existence of poster’s bushido implies the existence of poster’s seppuku

I wish it was behind a paycastle surrounded by a paymoat.

I love paywalls now.

if i have to go, all of you understand that i post with honor and regret nothing, lol, hahahaha

NO!!!!!!!!!

why the fuck did nobody tell me atelier resleriana came out 2 months ago i hate all y’all 😾

XENOBLADE 4 WHEN GRAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Monolith could stop making new Xenoblade games and just remaster an old one every five years until Xenoblade X: Definitive Edition: Definitive Edition in 2045 and the series would still have less rereleases than two Last of Us games have had in just over a decade

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

Also: when are we going to stop crediting Trump as a political outsider challenging a decadent party establishment? He has completely remade the Republican Party in his own image and dominated national politics for over a decade. He *is* the establishment.

genuinely think the USPS would make legitimate money selling serious merch via collabs with fashion brands

Velvet was too cool to be in a game with combat like Berseria 😔

THE HITLER PARTICLE

Oh so *that*’s what the Hitler particle was this whole time

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

if you could keep Mamdani around the White House to talk to him all day you could probably get him to do a bunch of good shit, the problem is that after this meeting the next guy in the room is Stephen Miller

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

“trump is ecstatic to meet the muslim socialist immigrant mayor of new york while MAGA’s strongest soldier from georgia-14 resigns in disgust” is a fucking coalition-breaking disaster for the hard right

trump will probably go back to calling mamdani the devil before the weekend is over. however, it’s important to remember that *eyes blank as my head makes the degaussing sound* Maybe It Will Happen Soon

my conspiracy theory at this point is that the "studies" are essentially done as an excuse to be able to give this type of help to anyone at all

Les 1% les plus riches captent aujourd’hui 41% de la richesse mondiale, tandis que les 50% les plus pauvres n’en ont vu qu’une croissance marginale. Cette situation a poussé 500 économistes à proposer un GIEC des inégalités pour mieux comprendre et agir. ➡️ https://l.franceculture.fr/Beo

these riders are pissing me off

I've been cackling at the sight of this for the past 5 minutes he looks so fucking stupid

he needs a giant lollypop and a propeller hat

I do not like your AI slop I do not want this worthless glop I do not read its overviews I don't care what Grok says is true I do not like it here nor there I'm tired of it everywhere

something about the y2k internet was the very common mentality that if it was *possible* for something to happen, then it was *inevitable*, and guilt was on the victim for leaving an opening. the system was innocent, the system was Nature. i suspect most tech CEOs think this way

Child on Popstar: “I wish I could eat nothing but ice cream!” Nova: “Got it. Drones, create a sundae the size of the planet and use it to smother everyone on it to death.”

2021: There is no AI, you're doing your own laundry. 2023: CEOs are saying that AI is coming and will do your laundry. 2025: There is AI. You're still doing your own laundry. 2027: You're doing the AI's laundry.

Mamdani should have shown him the Alex Jones Maoist edit

Oh great China figured out how to weaponize Gamergate

twials of mana...

[guy who doesn't know you can masturbate more than once a week] jerking off was crazy good this week

Trump is the world’s most easily manipulated man in addition to being exactly the kind of dottering grandparent who would be excessively charmed by a smiling and articulate young grandson type. This was predictable!!!

TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den? MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes TRUMP: surely they ate him MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't TRUMP: Unbelievable

releasing a plume of smoke from the chimney at the zoomer vatican as the college of cardinals meets to determine who will succeed assad as the world leader who most looks like skibidi toilet