In my oldest fantasy league that’s all comedy writers, that’s been going for about 25 years (cough, we old, cough), I took over David Cross’s team. Especially proud of that today

Seated

David Cross folks.

Grandpa, get into your Medbed and stop posting AI Slop

HERE IT IS: The final Austin Wells burrito rankings chart for the 2025 season. What a ride.

This is such a baseball guy thing to do.

Istg, if THIS is the year we get Cleveland/Milwaukee in the World Series, I'm gonna freaking LOSE IT. Because Ueck should have been here to call at least one damn game. 😭

"Do people you respect say that to you?" is so funny

there are lots of stupid people who know how to sound smart. this guy is one of them.

Ezra getting beat in an argument by an incredulous no

a labubu is throwing out the first pitch to a giant matcha

his buddies who also happen to have zero managerial experience at any level, but all you need to win at the major league level is the power of friendship I guess

This is gonna make going to the movies suck for him

Sen. Snorlax

I’ve watched this 500x

how i looked watching the astros get eliminated from playoff contention by a hit-by-pitch on the mlb app

It's not 9/11, so he's not looking at porn--which is the nicest thing i can say about this.

Heading to Cancun, I presume

“The only options are two of my friends”

NFL Rookie Stock Watch football.razzball.com/nfl-rookie-s...

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles, etc etc

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 1

Crying

We should all learn something from this incredible display of class solidarity

Bob news

the best thing about bluesky is that if you do a search for the phrase "real real" you only get like one post within the past two days and none from billionaires

this is so embarrassing my god

steve ballmer doesn't care this much about this a month later

everyone in the replies is making jokes about how he is a literal descendant of Polish Royalty but let's all calm down... that's essentially the same leg up as having a dad who owns a few GM dealerships in Plano

- RHH 1B - turns 31 this offseason - involved in the union - outspoken critic of Manfred unless the Rockies get involved, ain’t no way he sniffs a deal that reflects his famousness

This is why the Reds should post here instead of the bad place.

Someone about to get paid!!! [four months later] Pete Alonso is taking a one-year deal to return to the Mets

My ass got 6th even though I had Judge Raleigh and Crochet (and partial seasons from Kurtz and Acuna)

Brent Suter’s Tito Francona impression 💀

"behind a picture frame you could find bullets," still makes me fucking laugh.

A doll that can secrete drugs would be a best seller.

How did this guy ever become mayor of NYC?

People wouldn’t care what Theo Von had to say at all if he never had a hair transplant

Joe Musgrove enjoyed the Theo Von show he went to so much he posted about it on IG for two days.

Mets lost but Richard Simmons returned from the dead so I say we all win

Eagles 4-0

Courageously and authentically, says the guy who poses with a baseball bat while having his intern thin his hips