Timeline cleanse. Because I need some cute. #Sawk #Throh

Another Dumpster fire of a day and yet, I pull this from a #WonderPick on #PokémonPocket tonight. Say hello to my beautiful Lyuze! (And now it looks like my favorite #Pokémon are starting to step in when Bumblebee can't. I don't believe this!)

If this aint the most crybaby bullshit... it's fitting that they chose off-white / vanilla because they're are a bunch of off white vanilla losers.

Saw someone “proving” they’re Gen X by name-checking some old cooking show on Food Network. Excuse me, but there was no Food Network. We were watching Yan Can Cook and Graham Kerr getting shitfaced on cooking sherry on PBS.

If Only- He should live long enough to witness his inevitable devastating loss in the midterms, be held accountable for his unprecedented corruption, impeached, convicted & humiliated for his countless crimes. Long enough to realize he'll be disgraced in the history books, forevermore. #don_TheCON

I have two last wishes: 1: I want my remains scattered around Disneyland 2: I don’t want to be cremated THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

The only Data center I'm down with.

I refuse to believe this.

It’s Heater’s birthday!!!! She has received her favorite thing in the world: 3 McDonald’s french fries — 1.5 to eat, 1.5 to bat around the house for the next several days.

Just played a CD.. All the songs were mixed to the same volume and, get this, no adverts at all. I'm telling you, this is the future.

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

This is Walsh, Dane, Sweetpea, and Wiley. They are all service dog dropouts. Together they have successfully completed one single task. 13/10 for all (IG: dogtor.walsh)

No matter how much you worked, you'll never be as tired as a cat that did nothing all day.

As May the Fourth passed & everyone celebrated Star Wars, it occurred to me that the difference between Star Wars & Star Trek is for the most part; in Star Wars technology was used to oppress. In Star Trek it was used to elevate & empower. That's why the Rebels are the heroes in Star Wars.

If you're mad about having to pay several streaming services a ton of money to watch your baseball team play, you should want to tax the rich. If you're mad about the average day at the ballpark costing $225, you should want to tax the rich.

It's a ceasefire Jim. But not as we know it.

Ah! His tiny little hand! So precious! 💙 #Sawk

(이제트친분되신) 탐넘분께 양도받음,,,,,,🥹

Guiliani has called Mamdani a "communist sympathizer for Muslim terrorism" and "an enemy of America."

PORN STARS.

More details in my story for @technologyreview.com www.technologyreview.com/2026/05/01/1...

A new cell plan for Christians on T-Mobile's network will block porn at the network level even for adult phones, a setting that can't be turned off. The plan's founder is also trying to block any content related to transgender issues

Them: How's life? Me, an intellectual: All Panic. No Disco. #MeIRL

on set. what about YOU?

If the Democrats let Republicans have this INSANELY easy W, I am going to be apoplectic. This shit polls like chlamydia. Get on the other side of it now and be loud about it.

A lot of Star Wars fans come up to me and ask me to say "Luke, I am your father." And I'll remind them that the quote is actually, "No, I am your father." Then I use the force to choke them within an inch of their life while they weep and beg for forgiveness. - James Earl Jones

Just a bit of afternoon Poke-golf ⛳ #pokemonartwork #pokemonillustration #pokemonart #pokemonfanart #fanart #digitalart #digitalillustration #pignite #lilligant #pikachu #snubbull #throh #swak #jigglypuff #sandyghast #hattena #vivillon #ditto

Day kinda sucked and yet I FINALLY pull a #Sawk from a pack on #PokémonPocket and score a #Throh with a Wonder Pick. Little nervous that these guys may be vying for Bumblebee's position here...!

I don't know who needs to hear this but lick all the peanut butter off the utensil before you put it in the sink

My boss sent us a “May the 4th be with you” message with this emoji 🖖and I died. 💀😩

New #JWST 🔭 data release for target names: J1444+4237-B. Credit: NASA, ESA, CSA, STScI. Take a look at news_by_date.html

So Russia is an ally but Canada is our enemy?

I’m totally disappointed in the Iranian hackers for not digging up the hidden files of the Epstein files 😬.

Rudy Giuliani did absolutely everything he could for Donald Trump, destroyed his reputation for him, only to be discarded and abandoned, and now as he’s dying used for Trump’s preening. That’s destiny for you.

I see a lot of thoughts for Rudy Giuliani, not so many prayers.

Jimmy Breslin said Rudy Giuliani was “a small man in search of a balcony.” It doesn’t get any better than that.

So yeah.

Imagine heading into the midterms with poll numbers like these?

This is the O'Neil with one L. You know, the one without the sense of humor.

10/10, no notes.

I made my first sourdough loaf!

CNN today: Tapper: "Do you think posting 8647 is a crime?" Tillis: "No. It makes no sense to me .. I used to work in the restaurant industry and I think 86 has its roots as a cook .. I can't find any evidence where 86 is used as a call for violence." Getting braver as retirement gets closer🤯

Youtuber: All the books are bad now. Me: I mean that's a little harsh, but I admit to a preference for the writing style of the mid century, with a slower buildup, more time to linger in the prose and less fear of adverbs... Youtuber: There are too many gay people in them. Me: Ah.

In the 90s, Harrison Ford was the right age to play the president in movies. In 2026, Harrison Ford is the right age to play the president in movies.

Reasonable.

#StarTrek #TOS “It appears to be composed entirely of lego, Captain…”

"My boss brought her Labrador into the office today. He came and said hello." Original post