DAVID CROSS: “I am disgusted and deeply disappointed… These are some of my HEROES… how can any of us take any of you seriously ever again?” Here’s who went to the Riyadh Comedy Festival: www.timeoutriyadh.com/news/riyadh-...

Aaaaaaaand now I hope Mirage is recast. Not that I would see another Transformers movie in the theater...

Istg, if THIS is the year we get Cleveland/Milwaukee in the World Series, I'm gonna freaking LOSE IT. Because Ueck should have been here to call at least one damn game. 😭

Someone about to get paid!!! [four months later] Pete Alonso is taking a one-year deal to return to the Mets

The Raptor! I miss him. 💔

Sen. Snorlax

My stomach bubblin', yo. 🤣🤣🤣

Reminds me of Rodimeows. 🤣

Jessica: The guy who drove up to the Mormon church… was a Trump supporter. He had a Trump-Vance flag in his backyard… When the shoe is on the other foot and you can't demonize the left for this one, they say nothing.

That's when you know you're not 🎶Stayin' Alive🎶

Charlie Kirk fans “debating” me on facebook

So the White House quote tweeted a Tylenol account that was last active when the smoke was still clearing from January 6.

It’s not funny. We are adults and we are not naive. Let’s say it plainly. Elon Musk was not actively tweeting on December 6, 2014 because he was busy sexually assaulting children.

Charlie Kirk makes it very clear that he hates N-Words and anybody that wants to join his gang has to as well. Now they chant in unison “I Am Charlie Kirk”. Just like when Darren Wilson murdered an N-Word, Cops across this rotten fruited plain chanted “I Am Darren Wilson”.

If I lived in New York, I'd adopt this little dude. 💔 nycacc.app#/browse/219905

So what do we call this thing? The Sword of Power of the Primes, of Primus? The Sword of He Who Embodies Order? And in comes @silverwynde.bsky.social with "You've Got the Power Sword" and GODDAMMIT...

Jesus Houdini Christ, this is great.

Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.

Subtly downgrade a band: Slightly Warm Chili Peppers

ICYMI: The Brewers need to pivot after the injury to Brandon Woodruff. So, what's the plan? #brewers #milwaukee #thisismycrew

From our lips to Ueck's ears.

THE YOUNGEST PLAYER IN MLB HISTORY WITH MULTIPLE 20-20 SEASONS #ThisIsMyCrew #MilwaukeeBrewers#BrewersBaseball #MLB

Abner Uribe's slider appears on my colleague Jared Greenspan's list of the best pitches we'll see in October. www.mlb.com/brewers/news...

Baseball men whom Pat Murphy trusts have told him the downtime between the end of the regular season and the start of the NLDS can be “dreadful.” But it’s a good problem to have for the Brewers, who are laying plans to maximize those days. Here’s how. www.mlb.com/news/brewers...

Through the Power of Friendship, anything is possible! #MagicBrew

October's Brewing. #MagicBrew #Postseason #ThisIsMyCrew #Brewers #MLB

And what are your thoughts on Loving, Uncle Clearance...? 😒

The Trans Rights are Human Rights raid train has surpassed another goal! 🚂🏳️‍⚧️✨🏳️‍⚧️✨🏳️‍⚧️✨🏳️‍⚧️✨🏳️‍⚧️✨🏳️‍⚧️✨🏳️‍⚧️✨ I've updated the goal to $2,000! The train will run until 6 pm EST today! Schedule: horaro.org/trans-rights... To donate: tilt.fyi/fDZha6WnQT @translifeline.org #twitch #tiltify #charity #transrights

Very disappointed how Pokemon handled this distribution, so tonight I’ll be trading out as many Shiny Koraidon and Miraidon as I can. I’ll be handling the trades in my discord so join here if you need them: discord.gg/EF3wGUbFGx

Oh, if they give this one to him... www.cnn.com/2025/09/26/p...

idk if it'll end up doing anything but it's better than just accepting a shit event. There's a support feedback option for event distribution here, and it can't hurt for them to hear directly that the shiny miraidon and koraidon event sucked support.pokemon.com/hc/en-us/cat...

Contacted pokemon support regarding the terrible executed shiny distribution of koraidon and miraidon and asked if it was possible to obtain codes some other way. All I got back was a copy/paste response not addressing my concerns. I didn't ask about buying codes... #Pokemon #PokemonScarletViolet

Pokémon: "Get these unique, shiny legendary Pokémon in store today! No purchase necessary.." Also Pokémon: "Oh you're disabled and/or can't easily access in store events? Well sucks to suck, buddy! Yes, we have a fully functional online event distribution system, why do you ask?"

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Yesterday: Managed to spawn a shiny Cyclizar only to get mobbed and lose it. Had to try five times to finally catch the beast. Also yesterday: Spawned a shiny female Bisharp and none of the horde moved while I saved then caught her. I don't freaking get it. #PokémonSV

Pretty sure Prime's just gonna reiterate that KansASS is a shithole state.

Shrek and Fiona chose to be ogres over being white and I think that speaks volumes

SO LONG BOWSER

Underrated cat feeling, when you’re walking by your cat who is hiding somewhere and they reveal themselves by mewing at you

"Every kid starts out as a natural-born scientist, and then we beat it out of them. A few trickle through the system with their wonder and enthusiasm for science intact." -Carl Sagan

Ye.

A big selection of Ladybird books at Oxfam, Newbury

With the Tylenol bullshit I’m reminded that women have always been the scapegoat. Remember, they didn’t burn witches. They burned women. And I have no doubt that some would like to bring that practice back.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Sickening behavior by this agent. The fact that Mayor Adams has rolled out the red carpet for ICE is a stain on our city.

Imagine that. A country that actually convicts a former leader of corruption.

These cookies were so tempting omg 🥲