48 teams sucks. 8 third-place teams advancing sucks. unpredictable kickoff times sucks. ticketing fiasco sucks. FIPSA sucks. But I'm still excited that "Parrises Squares Champion Standing" has started up again, and I will be following every Ion Mallet toss and ramp movement through the tournament!

Did you know the recent BlueSky update allows you to add up to 10 photos of Kolrami to every post you send out now? #StarTrek

ICYMI: We got your back on the new TrekRanks as we breakdown the “Top 5 Ride or Die Characters” in #StarTrek. From respected, honorable characters to those with questionable reputations, we cover a LOT of ground in this wide-open topic! Who's your Ride or Die? 🔊 www.trekranks.com/trekranks-podcast

Think twice before you share w/me that bullshit thread going around trashing the work of the Okudas & Dave Rossi. F that. It's filled w/a bunch of BS opinions presented as facts, but don't be fooled. It's one guy's bad take that he has it right & the Okudas/Rossi had it wrong. I don't think so honey

Merge five episodes of Star Trek: "Where No One Has Gone Before and AfterImage in the SAnd the Children Shall Lead"

If my last name was White, I would totally name my first born Ketracel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"The River Temarc!"

#StarTrek Viewing Tally for May 2026. 📺 (I spread it around pretty good this month, with a little bit of everything across the board.) TOS - 6 TNG - 8 DS9 - 1 VGR - 11 ENT - 8 DSC - 5 PIC - 0 SNW - 0 SFA - 8 STX - 0 S31 - 0 LDS - 19 PRO - 2 TAS - 0 Kelvin - 0 (Films - 2) Total - 68 📈

Captain Shaw may have not seemed liked it, but he was "Ride or Die" from the jump for his crew. Great pick below on this stellar list of "Top 5 Ride of Die Characters" from @jaden1342.bsky.social.

No notes. Perfect list. #Top5RideOrDieCharacters

Drop some wings. "Computer, delete dynametric tail fins."

I miss this guy. #StarTrekProdigy

Fantastic "Top 5 Ride or Die Characters" list from @treklive.bsky.social! Depending on how you are scoring at home, all five of these characters have died at some point along the line (some more than once!).

NEW! We got your back on this week’s TrekRanks as we breakdown the “Top 5 Ride or Die Characters” in #StarTrek. From upstanding characters to those with reputations of disrepute, we cover a LOT of different ground in this wide-open topic! Who's your Ride or Die? 🔊 www.trekranks.com/trekranks-podcast

New TrekRanks Day!

We are onboard! Great structure for a #StarTrek podcast! #WarpFactor5

"Sorry, I'm not a bat. You have to speak at a human volume. "I didn't ask your name. I asked who you are. "What do you stand for? "Have you ever seen a ghost? Made a mixtape? What is the worst birthday present you ever got?" Jett Reno Temporal Mechanics Starfleet Academy

Can't decide which is worse. The overwhelming number of just not funny ones or the steady stream of bad takes. Probably the bad takes. #ButNotYours #YoursWasGreat 😐

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Episode title generator for #StarTrekDiscovery! (sigh)

I have started using @funkysi1701.com's "Episode Atlas" to track my non-stop rewatches of #StarTrek! It's fantastic! Super cool, easy way to quickly log, organize & track what you're watching (and if you have any ideas to tweak it, Simon is working on it all the time, so just send him a note). 📜📝🖖

Post a meme made by you.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

ICYMI: From weddings to proposals to honeymoons to philosophical takes on cohabitation, we commit to it all on the latest TrekRanks: the “Top 5 Marriage Moments.” So whether your exchanging vows or just sitting around talking about capers, we got it all covered. 🔊 www.trekranks.com/trekranks-podcast

The divorce was the best part of this classic marriage moment, which was definitely featured in our "Top 5 Marriage Moments" conversation of Episode 231 of TrekRanks! Great list from @jaden1342.bsky.social! 🔊 www.trekranks.com/trekranks-podcast

Cool list of "Top 5 Marriage Moments" from @silverdoe25.bsky.social to which I only have to say: "Jamaican blend. Double strong, double sweet." ☕💍🖖

"Weddings that never happened" as a Prime Directive for "Top 5 Marriage Moments"? I like it. But I wonder how the wedding planner would feel about that.

NEW! “Weddings” wasn’t quite big enough for us this week, so we said “I do” to opening up this TrekRanks topic to include the “Top 5 Marriage Moments.” From weddings to proposals & honeymoons to philosophical takes on co-habitation, this one is fun to commit to. 🔊 www.trekranks.com/trekranks-podcast

Four #StarTrek movies in one decade.

Post a character you instantly recognized as iconic. I’ll continue … Sirna Kolrami from #StarTrek.

Just finished "Hear All, Trust Nothing" on my #LowerDecks Season 3 rewatch. Next up is SKIP SKIP SKIP HIT SKIP PLEASE GOD ALMIGHTY HIT SKIP AS FAST AS YOU CAN "Crisis Point 2: Paradoxus." #StarTrek

The Strange New Windmill phantom rage fight I keep catching glimpses of is exhausting. #SNW

TREKRANKS SURVEY CALIBRATION: If you're interested in being a guest on a future episode of TrekRanks (or a past episode, assuming you can manipulate temporal harmonics), now is your chance! Fill out this quick,fun survey! We're always looking for unique voices to join us! 📝 forms.gle/NfhsJSLitxEU...

Tuvok, Neelix, Janeway

#StarTrek Viewing Tally for April 2026. 📺 (All over the map, but landed on a lot of Voyager as my Trek of choice this month. It's just so soothing.) TOS - 4 TNG - 11 DS9 - 0 VGR - 17 ENT - 2 DSC - 3 PIC - 0 SNW - 9 SFA - 7 STX - 1 S31 - 0 LDS - 5 PRO - 0 TAS - 0 Kelvin - 0 (Films - 0) Total - 59 📉

Oh, great. I see a few outlets are once again going with the false narrative that #StrangeNewWorlds hasn't always been out there exploring strange new worlds & the final frontier across its first three seasons (and that's only about to begin in the fourth season). Fucking ridiculous. #SNW #StarTrek

That no matter what "stunt protocols" they had in place and no matter what that huge spear was actually made out of ... if it had missed clipping that styrofoam rock by an inch or two, I'm not sure Leonard Nimoy is walking away from that! #GalileoSeven #StarTrek

He has the will to live of two men!

I may be biased (we love it all) but I think these are some pretty good episodes of #TrekRanks covering the Top 5… 230 - Episodes that Would Hurt the Most to Only Watch One More Time 204 - Dream Destinations 182 - Abstract Fire #StarTrek

"I'm on Star Trek. I mean, that’s all I needed, I just needed to be on. If I’d been on for 13 seconds on an episode, that would have been enough for me. So it’s like, yeah, man, I got to be on Star Trek, which still blows my mind." ✅Paul Giamatti and me, except I was actually on for only 13 seconds!

Fantastic list of "Top 5 Episodes that Would Hurt Most to Only Watch One More Time" from @jaden1342.bsky.social! Not sure what I'd do with myself if I could only watch these five episodes just one more time. 😢

NEW! This one is kind of hard to explain, so not sure we are even going to try. But it’s fun! It's the “Top 5 Episodes that Would Hurt Most to Only Watch One More Time.” We cover a lot of ground, in a lot of different ways, in this outlier of a TrekRanks topic! 🔊 www.trekranks.com/trekranks-podcast

A very special Ancestor's Eve to everyone! Hard to believe another year has already come and gone. 🥂🖖

What?!? Emory Erickson's integrity is a 2 or 3 at best. Ridiculous. (If you don't believe me, just ask the family of poor Ensign Burrows. 🪦)

I love when a fancy acronym just ends up being the most basic thing. Like on #Stargate, the high-tech sounding DHD is just “dial home device” and on Integrity’s faulty Sat-phone PTT is just “push to talk.” 🤣

ICYMI: Starfleet Academy was actually pretty popular & definitely unifying w/ people who actually like #StarTrek. All the other chatter is bullshit. (Timing is what canceled this show. Pure & simple.) Anyway, here's the best S1 celebration you'll find anywhere! 🔊 www.trekranks.com/trekranks-podcast

A true celebration of a wonderfully fresh tv show that was right on time for many of us. Thank you @eatatquarks.bsky.social and @michaelangie.bsky.social

Gotta love a list of "Top 5 Starfleet Academy Season 1 Moments" that not only follows the TrekRanks Matrix for picks but also includes what looks to be about 13 different choices in one post! Fantastic form from @abbymsommer.bsky.social!

"And you people, you're all astronauts, on some kind of star trek?" Happy First Contact Day!

Yes!! The celebration of Starfleet Academy we’ve all been waiting for!! Absolutely cannot wait to listen.