The concept of finishing a D&D session and then immediately watching Critical Role for 5 hours

I don't mind when people notice the homages (loving plagiarism) I put into my D&D games But when people call me out for stealing from something I didn't notice, that hurts. Like that just means I being unoriginal and cliche

I have a basically one of a kind item: a physical ticket to dodgers white sox in 2025. I have it because the fbi had my phone so I had to get a $15 flip phone for a few months and I went to the box office at Dodger stadium and they were like “we gotta dust off the old machine to print you a ticket”

Deni Avdija has 17 points on 11 FTA? I’m shocked

People don’t hate on Hearts enough Like obviously Rangers suck most but like if I had to pick a second least favorite in the league, it’d be Hearts

Fuck spotify wrapped. It always just has the shocking revelation that I listen to my favorite bands a lot Wow I like Alt country huh? Who knew?

You can tell Nick Bosa has connections to the Italian mafia cuz he hates black people

The national media pretending that Notre Dame has a better resume than Vandy is one of the dumbest things in sports discourse rn (not counting deni bs but not all of my tweets can be deni hate)

Homelessness has got to be easiest problem to solve in the world. Like just give them homes ffs. I feel like a baby could’ve thought of that and those things can’t even talk

Another Black Bag mention on my timeline today? If I had a nickel for every time that happened, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice. I mean I’m not sure I’ve thought about that movie once since the credits rolled but yall do yall ig

Somehow the union jack is a fashionable pattern for clothing again and yeah humanity was a mistake ig

Somehow I completely missed the Ward Grayrod trade Wtf are either of those teams doing ffs? You know the one thing Baltimore needed? Less pitching. jfc

connections' obsession with homophones (especially letter, number, and bird/animal ones) pisses me off It's just not at all creative I mean I have bigger problems with the nyt but this is on the list

Box score watchers will see 31//19/10 and think Deni played well I am thoroughly convinced that no pundit has watched a single blazers game this season

He has no idea what to do against a disciplined defense. Yes it’s a bad shooting day but he’s just not that good His skills are he’s a decent shooter and can get to the line. But he’s can’t pass, he can’t drive, he can’t defend, and he sure as shit isn’t a star

Deni is 4 for 11. Color me shocked.

So many shitty screenplays have been nominated for oscars. It's fucking crazy. The Green Mile was really one of the 10 best scripts of 1999? 1999? One of the best years for movies ever and they couldn't find 5 better original screenplays? the academy is and always has been a fucking joke

You can do anything if you believe hard enough It's the only explanation for how Erin Brockovich got an oscar nominations for its screenplay

You too can retire early as long as you have normal spending habits while making an extremely abnormal amount of money

You can tell my sleep schedule’s fucked cuz I slept through the first quarter of a blazers game I have tickets for 12 bucks down the drain

It fucking sucks that vandy’s not gonna make the playoffs

Goddamn I hate the Chicago Bears

As much as I hate my 6 month long concussion, it is kinda nice that my memory problems are so bad that I can rewatch Burn After Reading and not remember any of the plot before it happens Great fucking movie btw. Definitely recommend

who tf wrote this new season of Stranger Things? Bet it was the same guy who wrote this copy of "the introduction to clunky exposition" I picked up from one of those little free libraries the other day. I love those little free libraries

Season 3 of The Wire might’ve been by far the best season of television ever made if not seasons 1 and 4 of The Wire

I might be the most unique D&D player of all time because I might be the only person to basically exclusively play Bards, Rogues, and Warlocks AND be violently asexual

Fuck connections was hard today. I thought for sure it was NYC landmarks and something military related. Those categories were pretty fucked I mean that was after thinking it was airports. Kinda fucked they had 4 airports. If it was 3 or 5, it would've been a clue that that wasn't the answer but no

Deni Avdija is 1 for 7? I’m shocked

An I the only who not only texts in fully complete sentences but also adds in filler words? Like I have to edit my texts to make sure I don’t say the word “like” more than once per sentence

My grandma will be happy because the Syracuse students in her neighborhood will be dead silent tonight

Alexander Williams, the person behind the first Black owned and operated ballpark, was in an unmarked grave for decades in Highwood Cemetery. No more. Thanks to the Josh Gibson Fndtn and donors, he now has a headstone.

baby zohran rizzed up the donnie

What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/

The Yankees were right not to trade Aaron Judge for Mike Napoli in 2017

If they put me in the big leagues, I guarantee I would never strike out looking. Not once. Never once would you have a game end on me watching a strike go over the plate. If that’s the kind of mentality you want from baseball players, email the White Sox scouts at [email protected] or call 312-

Goddamn I miss baseball so much Being mad about the Yankees and being mad about the Blazers are just very different tiers of strain on the psyche

If he had survived, Bobby Kennedy would’ve definitely been on the Epstein list Yet another reason why Sirhan Sirhan did nothing wrong

“What if your favorite celebrity is on the Epstein list?” He’s been in prison since 1968 so I think there’s a very good chance he’s not in any emails He definitely did do a murder tho so like ya win some ya lose some (if you count being part of inspiring one of the best punk bands ever a loss)

One piece of D&D slang I use that idr if I came up with or picked up somewhere but I say them all the time is “That Tarrasques.” It’s a reference to how they have a 25 AC so if you roll something that high, you don’t have to go through the “what’s your ac” thing or remember if 17+9 is 26 or 28

I love how the Rose Garden explodes anytime Yang Hansen does anything. We’re all on the same page with this kid (except Tiago obv)

What does Robert Williams III even do? Like is he supposed to be good at something? Cuz I can’t figure it out

Might as well put in the 7'1" first-round pick if you're getting blown out. It can't get any worse.

Deni is basically playing both pg and center for us in these small ball lineups without scoot and doing an awful job of both

Coach put a damn center in the game. You cannot be playing Deni Avdija as the primary interior defender

If you’re one of the best defensive centers in the league, raise your face

If I have to watch him drive into 3 defenders only to throw up a weak shot that hits the front of the rim istg

We take Deni out and our offense plays like the 2014 spurs

Deni guarding Dillon Brooks tonight is shithead on shithead violence

Ben Rice had a better xwOBA than Cal Raleigh's wOBA and its not particularly close. Who's the best hitting catcher in the American League now?