Merry Christmas, BlueSky peeps!

Tis the season!

He said, as his party rushed Social Security to insolvency.

Imagine being the winningest quarterback of all time yet still winding up a complete fucking loser in the end.

It becomes easier to believe when you start asking what percentage of that money the White Sox will actually pay him, whether it be due to a trade or a lockout.

The last time the White Sox were able to take advantage of a weak market and unexpectedly sign a slugger at a discount we got Edwin Encarnacion. Regardless, I can appreciate jumping at the opportunity to gamble on the upside regardless of the red flags. Hoping for the best!

40 mph wind gusts and still, THIS.

I can only assume Leo woke up around 9:30 pm CST.

“In a stunning reversal, the population of the city of Chicago exploded this month.” -Sun-Times article, September, 2026

Can you imagine what this Bears team will do when they don’t spend 90% of their games playing like absolute shit?

OH MY FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHD

Dude, let’s not go ruining perfectly good tits now.

NOW FINISH THE JOB!!!

Game of inches and they used every last one available on that pass!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

You gotta be shitting me. 🤯

Caleb running for his life in the waning minutes of the game and it’s about the only thing that’s worked for the offense all night.

Nice of the refs to call that. Jeez.

OMFG, just call the game already.

Bears fans, talking about the Bears.

Clowned again.

The Packers backup QB just threw the only TD of the game and our #1 overall draft pick has managed to get us a mid-range field goal in three quarters. It never fucking ends.

Gift turnover and it barely buys their defense time to rehydrate.

Getting clowned by the backup QB. Classic Bears bullshit here.

<boop> Additional yards!

Dirty hit? STFU dipshit.

Delay of game? Come the fuck on. Another flat open for the Bears against the Pack.

Future recap: “Without Love, the Green Bay offense fell apart as the Packers beat the Bears 3-0.

Bears…

Thirty yards of penalties and it hasn’t even been two minutes.

All I want for Christmas is Catbearpig.

FF7 Remake: beat TOCS2: beat Yakuza 6: platinum Tales of Arise: platinum Space Marine 2: beat Guardians of the Galaxy: platinum TLOU2: didn’t play Lost Judgment: on final chapter Lollipop Chainsaw: incomplete Killzone Trilogy: didn’t play Infamous 2: didn’t play Persona 5: didn’t play

FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! MOTHER FUCKEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Meow.

It protects the NBA balls.

Imma run for president just so I can change Trump’s picture to one of those Trump baby balloons and just edit the plaque to say, “most successful fascist fraudster in American history.”

Quite possibly the shittiest wings I have ever had. Stringy-ass garbage, and the sauce ain’t any good neither.

I cannot even begin to emphasize how miserable my Twitter experience was by the time I left. Porn bots, constant gaslighting (probably from foreign actors), and manufactured outrage. Just the worst.

After weeks of close wins and a couple close losses, the Bears just straight up dry-humped the Browns and it was glorious.

Served my last day in uniform today. So long and thanks for the MREs! 🫡

Why in god’s name would they have any faith in a guarantee from these twits.

If the Dodgers, a team with infinite resources, believes their chances of winning a championship is lower by retaining a given player, every team should be wary trading for said player.

Not my absolute fave, but definitely one of the ones I refer to when describing the random lunacy of TFS.

I bought a time share and had to finance it through their bank which, okay, that’s not unusual. Said bank has zero online presence, took autopay from a credit card, and in five months never mailed me a single invoice or receipt. I couldn’t ditch them fast enough for another lender. It’s 2025 morons.

Okay, not only am I somehow way late on my first payment but the interest is gonna bury me.

The only thing missing was the gift exploding and Jokey Smurf popping up out of nowhere screaming, “SURPRIIIIIIIIIISE!!!”

“In some ways, the Pirates’ offer was superior.” -Kenny Williams (probably)

Awesome ballot from an awesome guy.

Media values access over all else. It’s how SAS thrives despite having very little talent as a sports analyst.