It was the worst of times, indeed.

Shameless plug for beer.

Maybe mention they spent tons of money on a race that wasn’t even competitive. But hey, gotta revive that grift.

Chris Getz getting a head start on a big offseason.

So you try to peg him and he just avoids you most of the time?

I hope every White Sox player and coach takes Michael A. Taylor to task for this brutal lack of effort. He’s in there as a defensive substitute, the game is on the line, and he pulls up on a play like that? Unacceptable, especially from a veteran. Total, “You had one job,” moment.

Disappointing as it is to watch the White Sox bullpen blow the save, credit to José Caballero for hanging in there. Steven Wilson had him on a 2-2 count and ripped off five straight pitches on all four edges of the zone and still could t get him out.

LolWhiteSoxLol

Sometimes the best defense is a good Wild Pitch Offense.

Uhhhhhh…

If you were wondering who was going to be at the top of the White Sox’s free agent plans…

Unlike the two assholes in this photo, my autistic nephew is not a problem.

The 2025 Rockies have a -404 run differential, yet they can still look back at the 2024 White Sox and be like, “Whoawhoawhoa, we ain’t THAT.”

I tend not to do much on FB these days, but the automated Meta question at the bottom slayed me.

Sure dude.

Meanwhile, White Sox fans be like

“Clearly he meant he stopped two different conflicts that Armenia and Cambodia were a part of.” No, it wasn’t clear, and no, he didn’t.

Credit the White Sox for maintaining their odds almost all season.

Lookit this bum.

Note how the Kansas referendum failed despite the intentionally horrible wording of it.

The White Sox are now 26-31 in the second half, a 74-win pace. If they can sustain that into next season then they’ll still be bad but at least playing respectable baseball. Question now is how they’ll improve from here, as they’ve mostly rid themselves of the sub-replacement level trash.

Am I the only one who thought this said wedding? Spent a minute trying to remember a nonexistent scene.

No rewards for cowardice, only just desserts.

“The Bill of Rights is ironclad until my feelings get hurt.”

Unfortunately, I meet all too many of the Illinoisans who account for that +4.4.

Well if you wanna stamp out diversity in the military, that’s a pretty good way to do it.

“FaMiLy VaLuEs”

Adorable Tabby’s Money

It’s an absurd number if he’s talking only about Americans (which would be around 90% of the population), but even if you generously give him the undeserved benefit of the doubt and expand it to worldwide, 3.5% of the world’s population did not OD last year.

How many people were charged with dying from drugs, exactly?

Gotta hand it to the Bears; only took em two games for fans to basically give up on them for the season.

Finally, this generation has its own Falcor.

Catbearpig is bored by K-Pop Demon Hunters. Such a discerning viewer.

Make a band singular: He Might Be Giant

Blatant, easily-disproven lies are the currency of this administration.

Look on the bright side, Bears fans: the team is on pace to once again botch the #1 overall pick!

“I expect they will reverse this to just shart of a touchdown.” Well said. 💩

Caleb Williams overthrowing everybody now, including that awesome catch by Kmet.

At this point I can only conclude that a prerequisite for employment by the Chicago Bears is a sick fetish for embarrassment.

Bears fans right now:

Just tuning in to the Bears game, and judging by the stat sheet and Caleb Williams getting obliterated two seconds after the snap I see nothing has really changed.

Oh, screw this asshole.

“Typically” doing Olympic levels of lifting here.

What else does the Fourth Amendment say, Brett?

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Dodgers putting the L in LOL.