sorry, man, if a politician talks to you like this in your role as a journalist, and you do nothing but sit and grin at it in response, what, exactly, do you think the public should think of you. why should anyone else care what trump says about you when you don’t appear to be bothered by it

There are a handful of Spencer Pratt yard signs in my neighborhood, which I truly find difficult to wrap my head around. They're also almost all next to Traci Park yard signs, which makes me think that the #1 issue for certain people in Los Angeles is just wanting homeless people to disappear

"Is number 1488 available?" "....uhh no, how about 1457" "Well fine I guess if that's the best you can do"

#lpga Cincinnati leaderboard is unbelievable at the moment. The players on this page have been number 1 in the world in the Rolex Rankings for 8.5 out of the past 11 years, and 334 out of the past 370 weeks. 72 career victories and 9 majors

It rules that his nickname is Grandson of the Wind

Michael Block is a real life version of the hockey coach from Letterkenny youtube.com/shorts/pwcgM...

if it sucks, hit da bricks

Yeah that's fine, I'll take my chances

[looks up his actual credentials] oh yeah that's super not impressive

Some might say "Good for them". I am not going to say that, but,

We love to see it, what a nice young man

Is it "home runs"

Bosnia's entire world cup squad has scored 92 international goals and Dzeko has scored 73 of them lol

It takes a special type of overconfident dumb guy to write something like that. This man is in an elite tier of that category

The way we can Bring Starting Pitching Back is by making a rule that you can only keep your DH the entire game if your starter completes five innings

It wasn't hard for me to avoid that conclusion, but I'm just different I guess

Jung Hoo Lee being like "alright I think we're good here, boys"

I hope the Lakers can scratch and claw their way to this gentleman's sweep

Oklahoma City plays an extremely effective style of basketball that makes me not really interested in watching basketball

"Yeah let's just build the Tottenham stadium except make it look less cool and more generic"

I wish the NYT would cover sports this way so everyone could see how insane it is. "The home plate umpire cleared a path for Aaron Judge to hit leadoff every inning regardless of the batting order, in a victory for the Yankees."

Lydia Ko just put a picture up on her Instagram of her looking perplexed at her ball being in some bushes and it really looks like the Hillary Clinton apartment meme

Draymond Green might be the least funny person alive

Probably "Yeah", "A Milli" or "Mr. Brightside"

My wife is watching the Kevin Hart roast on Netflix for some reason. It's a tough sight to see. Really unfortunate for everyone involved

That's Mr. Belding

All these shitheads gotta go to jail

"desire for redemption" the fuck are you talking about? Do you hear yourself?

Alternatively, maybe regular people understand exactly what you're saying but they don't appreciate being treated like morons

God what a loser

Great basketball game!

I just don't understand why you would intentionally make your face look like a looney tunes character who just got hit with a frying pan

If you're gonna lose a playoff game you might as well lose 9-6, is what I always say

Wow, he seemed like he was in such great shape

The fuck are you talking about

Charlie Brown had hoes

"We shot 13/48 from three" yep that certainly explains why you lost

The amount of three pointers attempted in these games is genuinely distasteful and boring

Somehow I missed that Andre Drummond turned into Oliver Miller lol

Celtics:

I could never coach baseball or softball because there's something about an infielder making a stupid decision that's like uniquely infuriating

Nope

It's weird that Bolton have scored an uncanny number of goals in the last 10 mins of matches this year and they're still apparently the most wasteful team in the league on the balance of xG or whatever #bwfc

I also saw this and figured it had to be a bit. I guess I would also not really want to publicly argue with Bomani about anything, so I sort of get the instinct to turn it into a goof

The sweet spot was the brief period of time in between Phone and No Phone, which was Computer. Because it was a natural connection between using Computer to either talk to friends or make plans to go hang out somewhere. But Computer didn't follow you around

That is too fast in my opinion

So essentially everything with this guy is just like a bit from Family Guy now