When Kendrick said "bing bop boom boom boom bop bam" I felt that

if you’re bisexual is it sex twice a week or every 2 weeks I always forget

shows up to the incarceration reform protest with a sign about crab body shapes

he popped that thang

Benoit on Marchand

People really choose to be bots. Like they are real people only responding with ChatGPT. They have relinquished their mind to the hallucination machine. Scary

not to be autistic but my problem with traveling is that it interrupts every carefully planned daily routine that i have spent hundreds of hours cultivating, but also it makes me appreciate those routines which make me feel very good in life so it's difficult to say whether it's bad or good.

autism registry? more like my new favorite dating app

Woll confirmed in net for game 2

honestly paul maurice should be ashamed of himself

I hope Sam Bennett experiences a level of tragedy that becomes the entire focus of his Wikipedia page.

That’s crazy all you need to do is injure the starting goalie and you can score some goals.

Lmfao. They gave Stolarz a concussion game 1. Panthers continue to remain complete scum, man.

may every fic writer get into this mood 🙏

Pete Hegseth texting family like

Benoit drops Cozens

brady tkachuk looks like an overgrown cabbage patch kid

is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games

people are out here saying yahoo and yipee. maybe even whee and yay. be careful

gay jonathan got fired 😔

love when real human women named “porn ? sex? whatsap ?” follow me… how i know i’ve made it

when i grow up i want to stop spilling things on my clothes

Oddish taking a sippy

In fairness to Pete Hegseth nobody asked him *specifically* at his confirmation hearings if he would get drunk and text the editor in chief of the Atlantic his war plans. We find ourselves in a real “gotcha” moment!

The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist

This horse statuette in my DC hotel is too sexy! My kids are crying! #horses #sexyhorses #horsessexy #crying

xiaohongshu? why would people need an app to take a teeny little nap?

my contribution to the 2025 AFTG Mixtape Exchange is officially live!! archiveofourown.org/works/63154549 @aftgmixtape.bsky.social

this ketamine could be ketaours

Gonna drop some acid and head over to Jiffy Lube to see how many cars I can fuck up before they realize I don’t work there.

i don’t want to “work” or “engage in capitalism” anymore i just want to dig in the dirt

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

the two wolves inside of me are both lone wolves which makes this current situation untenable

they’d have to drag me away from this vending machine kicking and screaming

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

Being sports gay at the sports puck with @goghgirlgogh.bsky.social - can you spot her?

every day i am awoken before the sun rises by this creature

GENTLEMEN, THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!

woah… right on the ice??

love to be the gayest person at the company get together

just got a marketing email from a british tour company that wished us a happy "north american thanksgiving." canadians seething right now. they put charles on their coins for nothing

they should invent a father that doesn’t constantly find new and different ways to disappoint you

uh guys is it bad if all of my systems are nervous?

slamming 5 cans of yerba mate consecutively call that getting yerbie fully loaded

i’m mouthy like a bad horse