No Kings except Weston McKennie

Heavy is the leopard who eats the face.

The fastest growing and shrinking counties in the US www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

But not boots on the ground. Got it.

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 #goms

How I feel when the @mariners.com kick off the season with a Brendan Donovan HR

I remember when "When the moment comes, will *you* be ready?" was a sacred phrase reserved for dick pill commercials and not betting apps

I also use saltier language than I do when I’m in front of my boss, or my children*, or my mom, or my theoretical constituents *some exceptions apply

"Spanberger, who uses saltier language in private meetings than during her carefully controlled public appearances" 🙄 Amusing to see Post reporter clutching pearls over language from a Democrat considering what is comes out of the WH (and frankly male politicians writ large) every fucking day.

It is almost April, 2026 Baseball stadiums are now snack-food naval battlefields

Fantastic news! 🦋🦋 Link to full report in 🧵 www.worldwildlife.org/news/stories...

Big screen for big purchase, little screen for little purchase it’s science

“I am political,” Ms. Rachel told me of her new effort to free kids from ICE detention. “It’s political to believe that children are worthy of love … and that our care shouldn’t stop at what we look like, our family, at our religion, at a border. Mr. Rogers was very political.”

My 9yo declared the book “cool” and also now knows who Goya is. Top notch work @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social

The reason Sound Transit 3 expansion exists at all is because of Seattle voters' enthusiasm. And yet all three proposals cut back Seattle lines 🤮

Look what came today! Excited to pursue all the art and sports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social

Northbound I-5 expected to remain closed overnight following impressive landslide south of Bellingham, Wash. 2,000–3,000 cubic yards (200-300 dump truck loads) of debris. Boulders the size of pickup trucks. @wsdot.wa.gov photos

Signing my kids up for summer camp requires thousands of dollars, hours of my time, and a literal spreadsheet about who's doing which program on which week. Just one more part of parenting that feels basically impossible.

“Fathering a child” is such a bullshit phrase. Compare what “mothering” means colloquially to how “fathering” is used.

My 9yo son made his first bracket this year. He and I just watched the end of the UNC-VCU game (we both had UNC) and then he tried to break his paper bracket over his knee lol welcome to the pain, son #marchmadness #marchsadness

People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos

Do you enjoy old computers and live in the US Pacific Northwest? We're six weeks out from the first Vintage Computer Festival Pacific Northwest since 2019! We'd love to see you there and we'd love your help getting the word out. Reposts appreciated! vcfpnw.org

AND, a lot of Seattleites do not think of themselves as people who would ride ST and Metro and use bike lanes. They do not understand that it would make their commute better if they just enabled transit for the plebes.

This happens to relate to the mayor of the city that I actually live in and personally voted for (to the chagrin of many family and friends who do not live here). Wilson rides Sound Transit and Metro, she is enrolling her kid in universal PS. She is of and for the community she represents.

Man, if Super Bowl parade day didn’t show how in demand transit is and how easy it was to scare drivers away from the downtown core, idk

I have had all the goofy little songs that Afroman made about the crybully cops that broke his door stuck in my head all day. Decent chance that "Randy Walters Is A Son Of A Bitch" is the song of the summer for me. defector.com/lets-catch-u...

Superman by Five for Fighting

We got a DM the other day with a fun request from a local family: Could we find this nice BART train operator who always waved and beeped at this special little rider? And if we found him, could we deliver him a thank you card!?  So we got to work …

Dolores Huerta's statement on Cesar Chavez: “I am nearly 96 years old, and for the last 60 years have kept a secret because I believed that exposing the truth would hurt the farmworker movement I have spent my entire life fighting for... I can no longer stay silent and must share my own experiences"

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Happy for Eugenio. Kind of astonishing how much the stadium, the world, and myself are glad Venezuela beat the USA. It’s actually hard to describe to my kids why I’m cheering for *not US* but that’s my job as a parent in these fucked up times.

i celebrate st. patrick’s day as the lord intended, by helicoptering a snake over my head and heaving it at a protestant

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. Supply chain without end, amen.

Ace of Base - The Sign, Mariah Carey Christmas, Amy Grant - Heart in Motion

This is a performative war of macho posturing by third rate figures who mistake the audience of social media and right wing cable TV for the gravitas (?) of diplomacy and foreign policy. It would be comic if it was not so painfully tragic.

Now that is a headline.

Misty Copeland comes out of retirement to put Timothée Chalamet in his place during a live ‘Sinners’ performance at the #Oscars.

Lionel Richie! Your pants are too long, sir. #Oscars

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

Holy shit Pedro. #Oscars

Suddenly not at all shocked that Streisand Effect is named after “Babs” #Oscars

The sound dubbing on the #Oscars has been off all night and it’s driving me crazy. I’ve tried both Fubo and Hulu, restarted both apps. Horrible.

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

Hello from Washington state, the largest producer of red delicious, which you can no longer find in our local grocery stores because they’ve become terrible and it’s embarrassing that other states think this is what an apple should be.

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me: if z is the length of a slice and a is the area of the pie, then pi(zz)=a PhD advisor: this is what you’ve been working on for three and a half years?

30 years ago tonight:

On this terrible Age of Attraction show the girl knew the guy had a 12 and 14-yo daughter and was somehow super shocked that he wasn’t much younger than his actual age of 38. Like, what? She’s 22, by the way, so maybe that explains it.