Okay, bear with me for a second. Because I've held this theory for a long time. And I kinda feels like this confirms it. The death of Harambe was the tipping point of no return for the unserious right-wing turn of America. 🧵

oh man I can’t believe the Enhanced Games are actually happening lol. wow I wonder who would win between an insane person who has dedicated their entire adult life relentlessly training to become the most perfect athlete for their chosen sport and a guy who wanted to skip that part

Clive sums up the billionaire mindset, $23B and still wants more

Heading into the weekend like

The Knicks are the most millennial team because it’s a bunch of college friends trying to still hang out and start a podcast together and they all have a job where they work for the devil

Carl warned us

Steve Kerr spot on as usual

Chat, what do you call it when journalists are murdered by a foreign government?

Same @aoc.bsky.social, same!

Sleep well www.theguardian.com/environment/...

The Polarized Express

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Watching Orban get nuked from orbit is a good feeling

Has Penny Wong expressed her concern yet? Has Marles talked about our shared values? Every time they get asked about AUKUS they talk about the alliance. Well this is the alliance.

@nbabeau.bsky.social movin quicker than a Bugatti!

A statement on behalf of the Australian Cartoonists Association regarding James Hillier aka Nordacious and the QLD Government:

A letter to the National Press Club. Send them your thoughts too, please.

Leigh Sales Wikipedia page has been updated

This is my Liberty Leading the People

Yesterday I came across an article Leigh Sales wrote on Thursday when the ABC was on strike. It is one of the worst commentary pieces on Australian political-economic history I've read. It was clear no one of quality was around to check her work or prevent it from being published. 1/13

A politician with the guts to say it: "No American child from the blue collar or the middle class should have to die fighting in Iran. Let the Epstein class fight the Epstein War." - Premier Wab Kinew at the NDP national convention, Winnipeg.

What injury would you present with as a walk-on guest star in The Pitt? I’m penis stretched by taffy puller

If we don't do AUKUS we will get as many subs from the Yanks and UK as we would with AUKUS.

‘what to know about boy kibble the viral meal slop trend,’ i say loudly. it is the year 2071—a beautiful spring day. i do not know where i am. “mr. warzel let’s get you back to your room,” the nice nurse says grabbing my arm

This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation. I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment. This summary is just fantastic.

You may not like it, but there’s actually no universal consensus vis-à-vis blowing up little kids, and in fact suggesting that blowing up little kids is evil is, itself, a form of terrible violence, and furthermore naïve to say, if not outright childish. And you know what we do to children

oh my god

Trent's lawyer in London: Just go home and keep your head down Trent:

Day 4 of Operation Le Epic Bacon Chungus

Total and complete VICTORY

“Even if you hate me and openly pine for my death every day — wrong, bitch, you love me. Thank you for your attention to this matter”

Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example: ❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK ✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Michael B Jordan proving he can win without Scottie B Pippen.

lmao let’s goooo

I was told that a bombing campaign is needed to free her from a fascist government that controls what women can wear.

(Clocking in for my first day at work as air traffic controller in Turkmenistan) Alright, should be a pretty chill Sunday, let's see who we've got in the air

It is sad to see the good name of the FIFA Peace Prize tarnished in this way.

Just learned that the US mission to bomb Iran was called "Operation Epic Fury" and I swear to fucking god someone needs to get Elon the hell away from government before another country's civilians die in something called "Operation Cringe Mode 69"

"I hate being political"....goes to State of the Union for shits and giggles.

The only people the IDF enjoys killing more than journalists are children

I have a lot of Trump supporters very mad at me

me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man