Fixed it.

Please send good vibes this way at 2pm today as I am working toward something life changing.

When is Anonymous gonna finally drop in and find these?

I really wish white men would listen to flight attendants that tell them to put their backpacks under seats when the flight is full. This entitlement causes so much lost time when everyone has a carry-on.

Nothing like sitting in the Tampa airport next to an old white douchecanoe who is proudly telling everyone he was pardoned by the Cheeto in Chief. Get me TF OUT OF HERE.

We all need to send a personal invoice to the White House. They are required to open every last one and document it.

is there a German word for when one side of the drawstring disappears into the sweatpants

Queen shit here.

In the 5 months since I wrote this, things have only gotten worse, with adults stripped of their healthcare at a moment's notice, universities firing teachers & banning the mere mention of trans people, & Democrats helping pass further bans and the first discrimination & segregation laws since 1996.

If I were 14 again, this photo would be right above my bed until I graduated college.

I just had a really big thing today yet all I could think about was, ‘was the grass made up of local HS and college band students?’

WHO WAS BEHIND THE CAMERA BECAUSE OMFG THEY NEED TO WIN A SUPERBOWL RING TOO

I have a 20 min connection to grab a flight to a regional airport out west and am in the second to last row. (I did not book this flight). Chances of making this are very slim.

JD Vance Booing should be an Olympic event where everyone who participates gets a gold medal.

I should’ve gotten a second can of gas station beer for this ceremony and all the saxamaphone music tonight.

🤔…both.

Oh there’s the AI shit video.

I’m disappointed in Italy’s gear. What’s with the volcano ash color? Are you wishing for another Vesuvius eruption?

Wow NBC def edited the boos but also they only showed the 💩 for a split second. Why are they wearing the coolest jackets and a sweater that looks like a bad photo shop done in a free app at low resolution.

Adjudication snacks weekend #2

Vance undermining the US Olympic Team would be too on the nose

Apparently I just accidently put on a comedy show for all the parents that showed up to watch their kids perform for me at solo and ensemble judging gig. Maybe this is my new niche. Glad they didn’t go all Parental Rights on me when I said “make it sound sexy and sassy all at once.”

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Good thing I bought this hot water bottle in Innsbruck a few years back.

Imagine having your first year in many without a hurricane day only to have a “cold day” off from school in February.

This is insane. My electric heat has been blowing since midnight at 63 degrees and it can’t keep up. Can’t wait for that bill.

Do men ever have resting bitch face?

I’ve been stress eating for like three weeks so I got some extra padding for these cold nights. As well as extra bottles of wine.

He has already shimmied out of this. It’s gonna be a rough night for this old man.

lol it’s already 48 in central Florida and it’s still light out. Things are interesting…

We are now hearing Florida schools declaring a cold day and requiring teachers to come to work Monday but not students. BRUH, teachers don’t have the clothing for this weather and shouldn’t be driving on icing roads to an empty classroom. Bc they don’t know how…

I just had an awesome night of adjudicating HS solo and ensemble. These kids were so kind and sweet and even more so, appreciative of the feedback I gave them. This is one of my most favorite parts of my job.

You know it’s MPA season when this is the Friday night cap in a hotel room along the interstate.

I love when band directors bring their wives to help at Solo and Ensemble so I don’t feel left out for being the only woman…and the only one not in a polo shirt and khakis.

Why is someone setting off fireworks at 7p in my neighborhood? Is he dead? Oh wait, Polk Co is like 70% red, so prolly not.

So incredibly proud of my good friend and collaborator in research, practice, adjudication, and music teacher preparation. I’ve spent hours in her classroom and this is so well deserved. Did you know she’s also an amazing percussionist performing throughout Miami and even better mom?

Dear Adobe, No, I don't need the AI to summarize. No, I don't need the AI to help me search. No, I don't need the AI to help me resize the margins. No, I don't need the AI to do anything. What I need is to hit the print icon without your product crashing from all of the AI popups.

We are looking at snow in Lakeland on Saturday. GULF EFFECT SNOW, they call it.

my grandmother, an Auschwitz survivor, was Anne Frank’s neighbor in Amsterdam, and Oma thinks this comparison is perfectly apt

My Florida house doesn’t have enough insulation for these temps. Nor can electric heat keep up with this.

The one day I have a very big important thing Florida decides to still Florida, stay hot as hell, and my hair is BIG.

i will die on the hill that this is actually the biggest thing about taxes. you should love public health. you should get stupid pumped over student loans being subsidized. social security should have gold plating.

Give him the Nobel Prize.

Got a bath this morning and is now exhausted.

“.. Perhaps you shouldn’t have dismantled the Department of Education so quickly.” @mediaite.com www.mediaite.com/online/white...

Trying to decide if I need chili, girl dinner of charcuterie or just a plate of fucking French fries because it’s been A DAY.

The greatest form of resistance against these ICEholes that can take place from educators is to find a way to hold online classes for these kids. It’s complicated, but I think educators and activists can help make this happen, if not thru the school district, but by way of other institutions.

The old man knows we have to travel this weekend and isn’t sure if he’s coming so he’s velcroed to me. He has it coming since I’m away 10/15 weekends this semester (most of which he comes with me!)

Just realized my docs are older than my college students. That’s a tough pill to swallow but also, cheers to a quality shoe. Yes, I desperately need to oil them. They are a mess.