Just finished my taxes. Fuck Trump and fuck everyone who voted for him, deplorable mouthbreathing turds.

this is for @meganlavengood.com

Twice today the universe has saved me from myself. First, a student emailed to reschedule a meeting I thought was tomorrow and somehow wasn't on my calendar. Second, a colleague texted to move our coffee meeting to Zoom instead of in person. I thought it was already on Zoom. Yikes and oops.

Seinfeld: The Martian

Everything this person said. We're not supposed to get that much where I am but it's going to be a slushy icy mess. I'm OVER IT

#academicsky #academia Central Washington University faculty vote overwhelming no confidence in uni president Jim Wohlpart. CWU is one of the few unis left with both a strong Faculty Senate and union/CBA.

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.

Seattle Seahawks decline White House invitation! 💙🏈💚

just accidentally deleted a YouTube playlist when I meant to click "edit" and change the title. No warning pop up, no "undo" no trash to search. Just hours of my life...gone.

Someone on my feed going “facts matter” then posting a horribly incorrect AI translation of Bad Bunny…I can’t tell if he was serious.

FINALLY someone who correctly links this terrorist bullshit to our own heritage of terrorist bullshit. Calling them Nazis shifts blame like we didn't grow this ourselves.

IT WASN'T LIAM. These shows get planned MONTHS in advance--the script was already set long before that incident stop trying to make your protest fantasy happen. The orange turd wouldn't have understood the message anyway even if it WAS true.

Bad Bunny understood the assignment…

Weird Al.

Defiance through compassion. The Muslim understands the teachings of Jesus better than any Evangelical pastor...

SOMEONE READ MY DISSERTATION. ON PURPOSE. AND WANTS TO KNOW MORE ABOUT IT. 😮 #academicsky #currentsituation #straighttothetenurefile

Exploring the Everglades. We'd gotten a little too comfortable with alligators over a couple years because they're actually pretty chill. But this time we got too close and one lunged at us. We weren't in any real danger but it scared the bejesus out of me. I'll hear that hiss forever in my mind.

“Why cant the Democrats connect with independents?” Because this. Read the room dumbass.

Teachers: Imagine if I had to understand the content before handing out assignments!!

I need people to stop comparing ICE to the Nazis. Cops and "Citizen Councils" did the exact same thing in the 60s to keep black folks from voting in the 1960s. These cowards didn't learn this behavior from reading Mein Kampf. They learned it from their FATHERS, who are probably still living.

HEY UNIVERSE YOU KEEP TAKING THE WRONG PEOPLE

Question: are we calling ICE the new Gestapo because it sounds more sinister in English than Schutzstaffel?

LETS GO SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Teenager: Whoa whoa whoa, they need to play more ads! I almost got to watch the football game! @nflreddit.bsky.social

Why use two hands when you can just act like a center fielder? #JSN #seahawks

Bro who is the joker with the WSU flag in the Hawk Nest LOLOLOL #seahawks

Leave it to a high school teacher to go "so what SHOULD you be working on??" and not get distracted from the point. (also that "journalist" should be ashamed of themselves. That's not a clever or even relevant question).

It's supposed to sleet for another six hours. This isn't even good sledding weather blargh.

I've spent an hour XC skiing, put up window film on one last window, done a load of dishes, finished my wool knit neck gaiter and thawed out our heat pump blades outside. I'm ready for a nap. #winterstorm

Hey friends with outdoor horizontal HVAC units---go check your blades, they might be caked with ice if you are in the sleet zone. Extra weight on the blades will make them vibrate and possibly break. I just thawed mine out by turning off the breaker then using a hair dryer to melt the ice off.

ICE is executing people, breaking into homes and kidnapping children — but sure, tell me more about how it’s the immigrants who are making us less safe.

And in case you aren't already following @possumeveryhour.io

Ma'am, we salute you for your service.

Well at least the forecast has Monday's low in the positive digits again, two days ago it was predicted to be -1. On the other hand I might get to use my cross country skis this year...

If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.

The fact that I got this joke means I am following all the right people on this platform

I don't know what a pool camera is and at this point I'm afraid to ask

I’m fascinated by the speed at which the @musicologyduck.bsky.social bus story was picked up by People magazine but has it reached @gcornish91.bsky.social Royal Family post levels yet?

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

@espn.com oh suddenly now it's "they're [IU] not dominating this game" yeah no kidding!

The Seahawks Blue Thunder drumline called. Just need to add a hornline!

After that play, maybe the Indiana coach can stop whining about how the refs are against them?

Mario. Señor. Let the QB throw the ball before 3rd down, I'm begging you. Jesus.

Hey @espn.com, tell your announcers that scoring their first touchdown with 6 minutes left in the HALF is not IU "dominating." Yes they're ahead, but Miami is making them hurt for every yard. IU's QB has a bleeding fat lip ffs.

Again with the "just let the courts handle it" strategy like these Nazi/KKK/slave patrol fucks give a shit about following the law or court orders.

“Nazis are, to the last man, fucking cowards.”

Same, brother.

YO THIRTEEN SECONDS IN WE ALREADY HAVE A TOUCHDOWN ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME