i highly recommend making memes about whatever project you're working on

the one time i've ever posted a fic with ocs in it, someone once commented that their inclusion was self-indulgent and i'll never forget that for as long as i live

thinking about the time i was supposed to hook up with this older daddy type and he ghosted me, and my friend ari was like "he's just really accurately roleplaying a father"

young children need morbidity in their lives, each kid has their own tragedy in history that shapes their lives for me it was the triangle shirtwaist factory fire

things are incredibly hard right now. I am so grateful to those who manage to support artists financially. I am also grateful for those who take the time out of their day to share and engage with artwork, to amplify projects and people even if there's no money to spare. that's worth something, too.

just for the record "death of the author" means "the author doesnt have total control over the meaning of their own art" not "its okay to give money to hitler if you liked his paintings as a child"

I’m thinking about sneaking a peek inside that black book my master keeps chained to the desk at the top of his tower. I bet there’s some pretty interesting stuff in there

having EDS is like having 360 little guys holding your bones together and they're all angry at each other

here are a bunch of random horses that you can use conversation while texting your friends and/or crush

The Knight of the Flowers, by Georges Rochegrosse (1894)

Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan

The early bird might get the worm but they didn’t get all the worms because I looked around and baby there’s still worms

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

If I were a moth I would simply conquer the flame, possess and consume it, take it into my soul and live forever

Friends don’t let friends walk by a mushroom without saying “hey look a mushroom”

Finished is better than terrible #oldknees

fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap

There should be a job where you are a tiny 3 inch tall naked man in the forest who drinks dewdrops off leaves

if you don’t live in a temperate climate you might not know that during heavy snowstorms the snow particles can reflect light and fill even the darkness of night with an eerie luminance some old-timers still refer to as the Shovelman’s Gloaming

I used to pick up a frog like every day. what has happened

Come on

Mushrooms turn dead wood into food and medicine which is better than anything any tech start up has ever done

I’m writing a book about the decline and fall of butter rum lifesavers

[before the discovery of electricity] This eel is a witch

shame spiral of the night: when you told a story to commiserate with someone and convey that you understood their struggle, only to have them (And other people around!) think you were making it all about yourself and missing the point

they’re turning me into a paste of some sort tomorrow

“De rattentaxi nemen” on Dutch Wikipedia nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_ratt...

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

In a shocking turn of events, my enemies have read The Book of How to Defeat Me Specifically

Imagine having to explain to a trans person you don’t give a shit if they live or die because you’re a hufflepuff. Disgusting.

our mismanagement of the environment has crossed the point of no return, the dolphins are leaving

finally pieced together a couple of difficult chapters from scenes that have been waiting for a place to go! now, unfortunately, i have to actually figure out what to write next

commissions open, looking to draw your pets, your dnd characters, your favorite videogame shops, and whatever else we both think sounds sick

anybody want one of these

poster for a horror movie that doesn't exist

repost 🖍️🖌️✂️

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly (@ wildheartrescue on TT)

(worf voice) ICE agents are worthless despicable people, who by their choice of career have utterly disgraced themselves; there is but one honorable course of action available to them, but... (clenching teeth, visibly frustrated) i am bound by Community Guidelines, and can say no more on the matter

[walks up to a straight couple] so which of you is penn and which is teller

yeah man i LOVE technology* *the implements by which the people of the "Corded Ware" culture (c. 3000-2350 BCE) applied the signature indentations to their ceramic pottery

googoo dolls iris voice

neolithic cave horse 🐴 #ceramics

we need more places where he can exist in public without being expected to buy anything, not fewer

This is where I post from

It's fair to suggest a lot of illustrators catered their portfolio towards client tastes and were rewarded with being replaced by ai slop so honestly draw whatever the fuck you want, you're free now. There's fuck all money in this career as it is you may as well get payed for something cool

Finally found this list of 15th century Italian names for cows I had saved ages ago and lost, but don't remember where I first got it from.

Behold a pale horse, and the Rider’s name was DEATH, and HELL followed with her

SURPRISE!!! he is an apple 🍎😊