banger youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0?...

this is the fact of it, any headlines of 'domestic gas supply' are bullshit and have been for sometime www.theguardian.com/environment/...

pick your absolute favourite book of all time - some cunt absolutely hated it on goodreads, and not only that, they'll give you compelling reasons why

Just found a ham sandwich tied to a piece of string leading into the woods. Probably fine.

The Cornish Bank, in Falmouth has organised a two day festival on April 10 and 11. Voka Gentle and Braindance producers such as Oh Mr James are joined by Stealing Sheep, Opus Kink, The Golden Dregs, Nadia Reid and The Leisure Society... buff.ly/vom2fRh

The bit where he said he went backstage to pay respect to Sonic Youth and she was supposedly rude to him had me immediately flashing back to this youtu.be/7X1LThFfA8U?...

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."

You Am I never really broke ground overseas but their first four albums contain a veritable wealth of great tunes I still listen to today www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

always the darkness version, every single time youtu.be/RZ1RecSXXZ8?...

Here's an unclaimed #buyastrangerabook day offer. As it's April 1st, @louiseheal.bsky.social and is offering to buy someone something funny, up to £15. (it has to be a book, obvs). If you want some suggestions, let me know, but Louise would love to send you a book, so get in touch. UK only

Mentally where I’m at

Fisk - didn't get my hopes up for this Aussie comedy but I was a fan of Kitty from her Full Frontal days (sketch comedy) so gave it a shot. Very glad I did, some proper belly laughs two episodes in; "I'm a fillet steak!" "You're a kebab"

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

Shit is pretty bleak right now. We need a new kind of cheese

goodreads - the destroyer of book enjoyment

at the zen or rage crossroad at work currently

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

We brake for nautilus! “We usually stopped what we were doing whenever we saw nautilus, b/c they are such amazing animals to watch,” said #VisioningCoralSea Chief Scientist Dr. Robin Beaman of James Cook University. This enigmatic cephalopod navigated the depths before dinosaurs roamed the Earth!

And there it is ladies and gentlemen, rock bottom.

This rarely-seen Glass Octopus was caught by an underwater robot during an expedition off the Phoenix Islands.

#NBA keeps coming out with stats like 'Defawnuduh Brown is the first man to slide on his arse while shooting a three backwards in consecutive matches since Larry 'Pinky' Collins in 1856

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915

if you're going to do music at my funeral, do it properly or don't do it at all (full mariachi band)

🟨 Print Edition — Cuba’s Moment of Reckoning The moment Donald Trump’s snatch squad bundled Nicolás Maduro onto a rendition flight to the United States out of Venezuela in January, all eyes slid 90 miles across the water to Cuba.

"I know this is hard for you to believe, but about 14 years ago things were going so relatively well that we all had the emotional bandwith left to be upset about getting a free U2 album on our iPhones."

finally hit ante 12! #balatro

nice cover and cameo tropicalfstorm.bandcamp.com/track/this-p...

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

So sad to hear of the passing of Phil Campbell yesterday. Motorhead have done a lot of tours over the years with Sabbath. He was a really nice guy and we had some great times together. He will be sadly missed. - Tony

now that I have poweramp on my mp3 player there is going to be a sharp increase in dicking around with the equaliser settings across albums, even tracks *fuuuuuck mee smdh

these guys sound like they're having a great time, I certainly am with this in my sound holes deadyetband.bandcamp.com/album/this-c...

next up...

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Fucking superb comments

bloody love this track! relapsealumni.bandcamp.com/track/the-fa...

Can this be a solution?

getting spicy now #oufc

I have not always been the best with money but relax, this bottle of wine wearing a cape cost UNDER $18

absolutely loving this carefree Ipecac phase of mclusky, keep it up you delightfully prolific bastards x

just saw the Brown tech foul + ejection Bos v SA and fella lost his damn mind when his foul simulation didn't get called, ref was right on the money (for a change) #nba

Ronaldo:

Me, making recipe testing notes: "1 clove of garlic? That seems absurd, better put in half a head, just to be sure." Me, later: "Huh, might need more garlic."

One Battle After Another; certainly not one of the greatest films of this century so far (as I'd read) but a very decent film with some brilliant acting and script, then let down by a too-neat ending, would still recommend though.

stop putting sugar in my savoury snacks you fucks

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

nice work by the Scots there, never thought they would win, let alone hit 50 past the French #6nations

A welcome mat that says “Welcome Matt” so only Matthews will feel good about visiting.