tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

Father's day artwork from my eldest daughter, nailed it

the keyboardist on the soundtrack for Napoleon Dynamite was having a fantastic time

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i will never steal again.

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

you know what the eskimos always say, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the igloo

I should call her.

This is an embarrassing image for the UK. A self-respecting British fox should be dragging Binface's contents out over the stage

nice one Steve youtu.be/vSivVYwKwZc?...

Nigel Farage. A proper football fan who hasn't moved an inch in almost two years.

what's wrong babe, you haven't touched your

BBC Guest: “I think Gianni Infantino and FIFA are a bunch of greedy fucks.” BBC: “Apologies for the language.”

next up...

bluesky is the #1 app for introspection

finding this on a streamer, let alone a physical copy over here in the UK, is going to be a tough ask, so time to get it ripped before this copy is clapped out

Recap if you missed it

For years the growing national security threat to the UK caused by the global far right has been either ignored, tolerated, or actively cheered on by mainstream politicians in the UK. After the horrific scenes in Belfast last night it can be ignored no longer www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/nigel-fara...

I can't get enough of this discordant noise-rock sixfingersatellite.bandcamp.com/track/home-f...

c'mon Roger

this is what you get when you put something like this out to vote I guess; the majority of this list reads safe, like books you're supposed to read rather than should, and with LotR + Catch 22 in the top ten it goes to show I'm not any closer to 'getting' people: www.theguardian.com/books/ng-int...

also rewatched Constantine last night for, I dunno, maybe the 7th time, and Peter Stormare's turn as the devil still stands up as the best I can think of

just watched Backrooms and can say it was brilliantly unique and surreal, plus credit for setting the majority of the film in magnolia-toned surroundings, the most horrific of colour-tones

I hate it when there is "a moral to the story". Thanks but if i want to learn a life lesson, i'll make a terrible mistake

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

just found the perfect gift for that person in your life you secretly hate

had never seen this one and it's killing me

okay fine now I have two favourite tracks of 2026 irked1.bandcamp.com/track/repeat...

Fave part of the odyssey is when Odysseus is walking up to Circe’s house after shes turned his crew to pigs and Hermes is like ‘ah shit sorry to tell you this mate but… you’re gonna have to fuck her’ and Odysseus is like ‘fuck the goddess? nah mate you’re kidding‘ aand Hermes is like ‘fraid so mate’

"What was your biggest impact on the internet"

Jobs for young people nearly halved in last decade www.channel4.com/news/jobs-fo...

anyone for some afternoon hardcore? rortmenace.bandcamp.com/track/suppos...

I try to find a next-morning Olivia Miles highlight montage from any Lynx game I'm not able to watch live. I'm almost always giggling and shaking my head within 30 seconds.

groovy listening youtu.be/1S-5yDNPFeA?...

like a fever, sometimes wet, dream turned stream of consciousness this one is special. I was especially unprepared for how bloody funny it is also; 'sniffing records?', reader, I lol'd, nice work @reversediorama.bsky.social @whiterabbitbks.bsky.social

So many people who can reasonably be described as “that little shit” are in charge of so much of society.

Stop choosing disappointing people, choose cheese instead.

Anti-USA graffit spotted 200km from the nearest town in the middle of Western Australia

Danny DeVito doing crunches before going to meet his mother for the first time in Twins is some great cinema

[Watching Sesame Street with my son] ME: In Spain, Elmo is called The Mo WIFE: *from another room* YOU'RE A TERRIBLE FATHER

this is tremendous to wake up to, hopefully the beginning of the end of flopping

fuck these guys were awesome youtu.be/5XIw40l0md8?...

Fascinating footage of a human white blood cell chasing a bacterium captured through a microscope. 📽️: David Rogers

Found in a sidewalk giveaway pile, an incredible case of staple multi-generational Dudes Rock cassettes; a musical taste profile of a certain type of 1990s white guy frozen in time

see this in a lot of charity shops these days, far too late to read as a work of fiction now, the grift is real observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

Pol Pot & Hitler had similar ideas www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...

there's something for everyone in this lineup, and then they snuck in ICP at the bottom there hahahahaha

You guys have done brilliantly with your fossil finds so far this week! Of course yesterday's fossil hunting walk didn't disappoint either, a very nice pair of ammonites found by Eliyas Mylonas and expertly prepared by the fossil shop downstairs, Charmouth Fossils!

I wouldn't fit anyway but no chance in hell you'd see me down there, hero-tier this www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...

Albert Manifold is such a great Toast of London name