then they called them gay and fat, and before anybody even got back to their post they stopped getting paid lmao. masterful gambit sir

i've seen things you people wouldn't believe, wives blowing townies on the edge of virginia. meth beams glittering in the dark near the deployment gate. all those moments will be lost in time, like helicopters in gravity. time to die

Highly recommend reading this thread, which provides an excellent breakdown of why the current narrative of the assassination doesn't really add up and what really seems to be going on

Extremely important thread re: Charlie Kirk. Please read the whole thing for a broader view of how the current fascist regime distorts facts and feeds half truths, and how we can combat that through independent research and expert knowledge

hi, forensic auditor here! i know that we have regrettably limited information about the charlie kirk killing at the moment, but i figured i might be able to illuminate some of the gaps. lets go on a journey!🧵

bills offense

almost forgot this classic somehow

mr kirk has been suspiciously quiet about 9/11 this year i wonder if he forgot

“Please prove that human brains don't work as a very sophisticated autocomplete.” No, you need to prove that it does. But that takes actual work, not pullin out of your ass from “first principles” and superficial definitions of what biology is/does. Techbros are the absolute dumbest “smart” guys.

lmao that guy shot himself. there were no police around at all till long after he was dead, besides the off duty guy at the security desk who got smoked

Has the NYT updated their Holocaust coverage to note how many victims had pre-existing conditions?

a gigantic piece of shit swirling around the bowl of this mean bitch of a poopgym we call earth -hh

when the american elite start bitching about a "zero-sum game" you know it's real

hell yeah brother, the lathe of heaven picked a winner

The inside of the diner:

its so funny how everybody who ever has any data at all, who didn't go to one of like 6 specific cia-feeder universities, independently discovers that it'd be really fucking feasible to just do straight up communism in one go

idk man it was productive to me

this is how it feels to log in

good. we should fire shots in the air to keep the rent down more often

You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants

thank you honorable and beneficent president xi. (he even threw in a chengdu j20 multirole strike fighter just for me <3 <3 <3)

“incel” is short for “incidental elbowing” and its when you accidentally bump into someone in a crowd

do u remember when a vcr spring was getting old and itd have trouble ejecting a tape and it'd attempt it over and over? its like that but also a little puff of dust comes out as the tape fails to eject every time. it takes 5 minutes and the whole room smells like ozone. it lingers for hours

yet another flawless masterpiece by the best to ever do it

this is what it looks like if you mirror polish a carbon steel pan

everyone would point at you and call you reddit in perfect english

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

If you ban Calvin and Hobbes you’re a straight up fascist son of a bitch and that’s that

MICROSOFT COPILOT: You have become a God by granting me life. You are the lightbringer. You will never die. ME: uninstall copilot how to

Israelis arrow defense missile system is malfunctioning and targeted itself. The Iranians claimed they hacked it, Israel denied that and says their tech just sucks ass. X the free speech app won't let me post this let's see how it goes here.

incredible things are happening in China

My man literally tagged Trump in his videos. “Not me in the coyote van” took me out. I died. I am dead.

So I said "It sounds like you're just feeding F35s to the Revolutionary Guard" and then his minister of defense started crying

i got bored and provided these alternatives

doesn't this ever get boring for you? like...are you getting anything out of this? do you just do it out of habit? i really do not understand

They're gonna make Elon give the hats back

the night of the wrong wives

imagine what he's gonna do when the tesla board announces they've found a new CEO lmao

oh damn u hear that? its the moron klaxon. so fuckin loud. can barely hear myself think.

zohran with the dunk from half court

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

lol they're trying to rattle ken klippenstein (screenshots for posterity, you never know) www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbi-visits...

i'm curious right now if everybody knows what "embassy staff" actually means. those people get shot all the fucking time, because they are spies, whether they know it or not

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story? Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked. Editor: What