okay here's a version that doesn't include a man's photo in case you want to use it in the future

a reddit post is claiming Lennart Poettering allowed Dylan Taylor’s surveillance PR through into the systemd repo because it commercially benefits Poettering’s new startup Amutable. Amutable sells "cryptographically verifiable integrity”, OS attestation, & deterministic state compliance for Linux.

This is the best product review I’ve read: samhenri.gold/blog/2026031... It doesn’t matter if you’re interested in the MacBook Neo or not; this is the kind of essay that makes you think about the potential of technology and the joys of exploration.

please god let the funny thing happen

Obsessed with the name of these snax

lmao they iced ghislaine out by 2016

@toley.bsky.social hey, in this article you mentioned that ruemmler and epstein were calling trump "macgiver", but they weren't. (gotta thread)

hey @data.ft.com @alphaville.ft.com

say the line gowron

ahh yeah here he comes, big special k, k for keir starmer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart.

looks like absolute dog shit. crazy to me that anybody let their name be on this thing

Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

greg bovino is a whiny ass bitchmade nazi motherfucker and he's getting just a taste of what he deserves for the terror he has inflicted on our friends and families and communities. may this be only the beginning and fuck you forever you smarmy ass cartoon villain little shit!

There's nothing I can say about the current United States situation that wouldn't light up some Palantir dashboard like a pinball machine

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

this is cold as fuck

when i was a kid and didn't know who he was, i loved dilbert. now all i think about him is that time he asked chatgpt to hypnotize him and then posted that it was "too powerful for him to share the prompts"

we don't need any of this shit. I was a grown adult before they even had ICE. reduce the office to like 5 guys who stop weird oranges from coming over the border and fucking up our orange trees and throw the rest of them in jail

I guess a Thai M48 got into it with a Cambodian T-55 and someone called it “unc fight” and I’m screaming

Godspeed You! Scumbag, you Maggot

i hope iran finds a way to kill spongebob

I will now defend myself by paraphrasing jack nicholson in that scene from a few good men, who is the hero of that movie btw

lol did you get an actual tattoo of the Falklands? you *massive* fucking loser, this is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

space isn't cold you dumb motherfuckers. space is nothing. theres nothing to whisk away your pointless heat. this will always be entirely unworkable and its stupid to even consider

this is my new favorite default reaction to everything

presindald trunt, please, im begging, send the buffalo builds 23 of your medbeds for christmas

josh allen has played some josh allen ass football games before but it simply does not get more Josh Allen than this

imagine taking dirty money from a known pedophile to fund your "media lab" at mit, knowing full well that it will likely explode on you, and the entire time it means you gotta field emails like this

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

this is the first complete/cogent thought i've read from epstein in this entire release lmao

i made a search engine for search the last couple (huge and full of dogshit) epstein releases. dm me for an apikey and link if you wanna plink around

The typical lumpenliberal is propagandized and has some poorly thought out ideas but at least on some level wants to see a more just world where the right loses. The typical Liberal Thought Leader has been to epstein island seven times & thinks tucker carlson is an interesting voice on race science

“Thieves broke into Paris' Louvre museum on Sunday, using a crane and smashing an upstairs window and stealing priceless jewellery from an area that houses the French crown jewels before escaping on motorbikes, the French government said.” sorry this is too cool to be arrested for, them’s the rules

With the utmost generosity: so so so so so so so so so so so so dumb. So dumb.

imagine laying off a politics reporter based in portland oregon in the year 2025

then they called them gay and fat, and before anybody even got back to their post they stopped getting paid lmao. masterful gambit sir

i've seen things you people wouldn't believe, wives blowing townies on the edge of virginia. meth beams glittering in the dark near the deployment gate. all those moments will be lost in time, like helicopters in gravity. time to die

Highly recommend reading this thread, which provides an excellent breakdown of why the current narrative of the assassination doesn't really add up and what really seems to be going on

Extremely important thread re: Charlie Kirk. Please read the whole thing for a broader view of how the current fascist regime distorts facts and feeds half truths, and how we can combat that through independent research and expert knowledge

hi, forensic auditor here! i know that we have regrettably limited information about the charlie kirk killing at the moment, but i figured i might be able to illuminate some of the gaps. lets go on a journey!🧵

bills offense

almost forgot this classic somehow

mr kirk has been suspiciously quiet about 9/11 this year i wonder if he forgot

“Please prove that human brains don't work as a very sophisticated autocomplete.” No, you need to prove that it does. But that takes actual work, not pullin out of your ass from “first principles” and superficial definitions of what biology is/does. Techbros are the absolute dumbest “smart” guys.

lmao that guy shot himself. there were no police around at all till long after he was dead, besides the off duty guy at the security desk who got smoked