lake effect kid
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what is law, really // opinions are my own // he/him chicago, law, politics, games, beer, etc
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Every TikTok I see about Chicago, I post "Chicago is the greatest city in the world" and get a chorus of "hell yeah" replies. And you may ask yourself, why do people love Chicago so much? It's simple. Chicago is the greatest city in the world.
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Instagram won't let me post stories? Says it's a network issue?
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Had a very uncomfortable work call yesterday and am now feeling very much like the vibes are off today which is not great! Especially because I have a concert tonight lol
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voters generally do not have core beliefs. knock a door and that will become obvious. hope this helps
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These fucking tour clips are gonna have me spending $500 on a Noah Kahan ticket
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Nick Ulivieri
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After the heavy rain and wind passed, I pointed my camera at a puddle on my balcony ledge and waited a second. A mini reflecting pool of sorts. Hope you all stayed safe tonight.
#Chicago
#ILwx
#WXy
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jamelle
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this is legitimately one of my favorite posts of all time
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Brother man if you light that cigarette on this train I just waited half an hour for I will be very upset with you
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ÂĄmatt! â¶â¶â¶â¶
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We're at Threat Level: They Put Tom Skilling back on TV Weather tonight đŹ
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Boo! Get new material! I've heard this one before!
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Why are we doing 25 minute headways for blue line trains at 6pm
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Mumford is playing Wrigley and there are cheap tickets...
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babski
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I love group chats! Someday I hope to be in one.
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Kat Abughazaleh
about 21 hours ago
I just want everyone to know that every single day 5 million people tell
@bencollins.bsky.social
that it's hard to differentiate between The Onion and real news now. Every day. Every hour. Every single time a new person talks to him. And honestly, I can't blame them with this one.
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Thunder so loud the entire floor popped their heads up at the same time
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rich traditions
2 days ago
as these guys emerge from their rage holes and rediscover the wonders of modern society, we have to really thank our AI overlords for stealing all of human knowledge and renting it back to these guys in the form of $500/min Grok Spicy Mode. it will make learning object permanence that much easier
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Encinitas Highlands Surfer
3 days ago
Crow comics at the DOJ.
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Kat Abughazaleh
2 days ago
This is an incredible thread in response to the ICE agent who hit us with a car saying he was scared of getting dragged out of his car, assaulted, and beaten.
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Kat Abughazaleh
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Jokes aside, as youâre reading this, think about how many bogus cases have been brought forward under this administration. Then ask yourself how many of them might have had this exact same behavior in the grand jury process. This is bigger than our case, and the administration knows that.
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Mark Joseph Stern
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The first grand jury proceeding in the Broadview Six case began with a *textbook example* of forbidden prosecutorial vouching. Misconduct from the start. Just incredible stuff.
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Andrew Lawrence
3 days ago
you have to read this, it reads like barry zuckercorn defending fascists
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Tim Onion
3 days ago
Recap of the Broadview 6 grand jury: â WEEK 1: Government tries to indict protesters for impeding a police car. Jurors ask why the cop isn't being charged for driving into them instead. No bill. â WEEK 2: Government presents same exact argument. Jurors aren't having it. [continued in next skeet]
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Jerry Chen
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perfect website
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Kat Abughazaleh
3 days ago
I am 5 feet tall. Thank you, government, for believing in me so much.
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on today's edition of "is that good" - the prosecutor literally starts the opening of the first day with vouching. holy fuck I can't wait to read all this
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Jon Seidel
3 days ago
And the third "Broadview Six" grand jury transcript, from Oct. 23, 2025:
www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
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âBroadview Sixâ grand jury transcripts, Oct. 23, 2025
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/28220762-102325/
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Jon Seidel
3 days ago
Here is the second "Broadview Six" grand jury transcript, from Oct. 16, 2025:
www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
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âBroadview Sixâ grand jury transcripts, Oct. 16, 2025
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/28220759-101625/
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Jon Seidel
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#BREAKING
Transcripts from grand jury proceedings that led to the "Broadview Six" indictment have been made public. Here is the first, from Oct. 9:
www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
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Brian Straw
3 days ago
Lessons from the Broadview Six prosecution: With enough prosecutorial misconduct, you don't have to stop at a ham sandwich, you can indict a "crock of shit."
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certified og
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When we take power the ISPs are the first to go
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Devotion inspires bravery. Bravery inspires sacrifice. Sacrifice leads to death.
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The Onion
3 days ago
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
https://theonion.com/i-work-very-hard-and-i-would-like-to-try-cake/
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if we've never interact and a post I made got you so upset that you felt you had to dm me to tell me I was wrong, can I instead recommend logging off
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have we ever in recent history had a president so universally hated by so much of the american public
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TrumpsTaxes
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LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.
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discovered a defunct website has been charging me 26.99 through direct ach debit. every month. for what was supposed to be an annual subscription. I'm about to use "I'm an employee solve this for me" privilege so fucking hard
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Gregory Pratt
4 days ago
NEWS: Illinois regulators to audit plastic surgeon case, seek changes in law after Tribune investigation found failures. Our last story
@chicagotribune.com
with Christy Gutowski
www.chicagotribune.com/2026/06/08/p...
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Chicago Sun-Times
4 days ago
A controversial Justice Department official whoâs caught the attention of the âBroadview Sixâ has been in contact with Chicago U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutrosâ office and was involved in Operation Midway Blitz, sources told the Chicago Sun-Times.
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Controversial DOJ official eyed by 'Broadview 6' was involved in Chicago deportation blitz, source says
https://chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/2026/06/08/aakash-singh-justice-department-blanche-boutros-trump-broadview-chicago?utm_campaign=mrf-bluesky-chicago.suntimes.com&utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&mrfcid=202606086a26baa659265935e91c88e8
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Michael Rabbitt
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Singh âtold high-ranking prosecutors from across the country that President Donald Trump was their âchief clientââŠwho also âurged federal prosecutors to âgo big and loudâ to generate headlines while charging protesters.â
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once again I have forgotten about a genshin event until the last night. speedrun time
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spent the last of my tech stipend at work on a stupid new mouse and stupid new webcam. the mouse is incredible and the webcam is unbelievably high quality daylight/night shots, both look fantastic. ideally would like to get some softer light at night but overall really good
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haven't been posting much because video games are good. specifically the new path of exile 2 league is fucking awesome
poe.ninja/poe2/pob/1dedb
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Level 91 Deadeye - Path of Exile 2 - poe.ninja
> Life: 2242 - ES: 1210 - Mana: 833 > Skills: Ice Shot, Herald of Ice, Snipe
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jamelle
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the single biggest takeaway i have from this interview is that on top of being profoundly incompetent, bari weiss and her flunkies at CBS are genuinely terrible human beings.
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/07/m...
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Scott Pelley on the Bari Weiss Era and His Last Days at â60 Minutesâ
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/07/magazine/scott-pelley-interview.html?unlocked_article_code=1.oVA.PepE.tdzxCnWk7bV0&smid=nytcore-ios-share
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Claire Willett
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someone on Twitter once posted a breakdown showing how many gay men died of AIDS in various districts of Florida, overlaid with how many votes Gore lost those districts by in 2000, and I've genuinely never been okay since. there literally would have been no George W. if those men were still with us
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Fact check: Indiana is not Chicago
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Why do they think anyone will give a shit about Indiana?
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Nextdoor should be deleted
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Tim Onion
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The problem here is all of these people know they're in a race against the clock to get all of this done before the tide turns. And by "all of this," I basically mean the destruction of anything that could criticize the post-Constitutional technofeudalist society they're hastily trying to stand up.
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