dril hasn't posted in like a month. they dragged him on his hairy stomach into an abandoned applebees and are kicking the dogshit out of him every day now because he dodn't satand for the pledge

babe wake up. Penis Man has returned.

I havbe posters badness (i post bad)

Extremely important thread re: Charlie Kirk. Please read the whole thing for a broader view of how the current fascist regime distorts facts and feeds half truths, and how we can combat that through independent research and expert knowledge

Welcome to the jungle, we’ve got fun and games, we’ve got everything you want as long as it’s fun and games

Dog Pop (made from Real Dogs)

Rest In Power Joe Rogan, you had the flattest penis I’ve ever seen

Bullshit that thing was SWINGING and quite. Long.

What if Tame Impala is actually 2 guys but they're identical twins and they just take turns

It’s crazy how everyone knows E=MC^2 but nobody knows what Albert Einstein actually looked like

@novelhandle.bsky.social I’m making money moves the brokies can never understand

guy who keeps trying to get Eric Clapton to stand near an open window for No Particular Reason

Calling the them “The Bestie Boys” and my friends are groaning at my quite annoying nature

The Nobel Peace Prize is a joke. I have no respect for a prize named after the inventor of the thing that kills Crash Bandicoot.

who want me

I’m inventing something called Pornography For Men and it will change our world forever

I pledge that I will not leave this JoAnn’s Fabrics until I have sampled every flavor

The queer stories in question: a Tumblr Onceler OC shrieking “I JUST FUCKING FUCKED WITH MY GODDAMNED FUCKING COCK” to showtune carnival music

Which Hazbin character is the tall skinny one with a snatched waist and flared pants and and exaggerated toothy smile and a dumb fucking hat?

real ones know who survived the Gay benting Penis Sexual Incident (March 12th, 2022)

Listening to Cigar Guys from @murderxbryan.bsky.social and recalling this insane Cigar Guy, King Bud The Pie Man, and his cigar graveyard outside a pie restaurant in Round Top Texas

something hauntingly beautiful about a man crying alone to Hinder and he is also in the dog food aisle of the store

many don’t realize this

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Someone on Discord claimed Outback lost the technology to make the Bloomin' Onion. We all just kind of accepted this as true. Days later it occurs to me that he was full of shit.

I wonder if this person also has a tattoo of The Monkey from the band Korn

will stancil can't even understand why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

Two Face but both sides just look like a different normal guy

Many cultures believe in images so powerful they can reshape an individual’s perception of reality and drive them to madness, enlightenment, or both

imagine posting this bad boy in a Teams meeting chat

i'm searching "Mr. Peanut (Planters Commercial)" we are not the same

@tonyzaret.bsky.social it is with a heavy heart that I inform you Tesla Diner has removed Epic Bacon from the menu

Pretty upset that I picked up this convincing $53 bill only to find out it’s Bible stuff

It’s so awesome that a selling point of Twitter is “Dipshit Mode” for people who don’t understand anything

One downside to riding the bus is that some dickhead might stare at your phone then call you a strange little freak for your font choices

They’re saying on the news that people are being labubuized, yep many people are actually becoming labubus

Viciously dressed down in front of all my mutuals for simply loving women too damn much (I am shown my own previous tweets bragging about strippers competing to get a lipstick ring closest to the base of my huge cock) Well, really this is a problem all men must reconcile when they become adults

i wonder what they have in common

going out in Austin is fucking annoying because there's 974 breweries, they're all attached to every restaurant, and they all serve you beer that looks like this. Parking simply doesn't exist.

i can't remember if i already posted twink John Fetterman

good evening bluesky

still annoyed that the “male Hooters” was called Tallywhackers and not Peckers.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

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Happy beans day to those who celebrate