"Ouch!" say some of America's most influential stove-touchers

"Die motherfucker die motherfucker die"

Scatman John, back from the grave and angrier than ever before

The expression in this image roughly reflects my response to this information

I love Alien Earth

Charlie Squirt youtu.be/_NrODcC1eWY

Alright, going to see if I get any bites for this: I don't know who needs to hear this, but Ukraine has always been a breakaway province of Greater Moldova.

The back of Charlie's neck was so strong, it was a miracle. The front of his neck not so much, unfortunately.

I'm spectral Mrs Jackson (woo) I am not real My existence was a total lie You dreamed me up inside your mind's eye

Highly recommend reading this thread, which provides an excellent breakdown of why the current narrative of the assassination doesn't really add up and what really seems to be going on

Necro-ing this because I remembered a real answer, which is W.S. Merwin's "The Dachau Shoe" greatamericanprosepoems.blogspot.com/2012/02/dach...

"And YOU'RE gonna fry" after which she electrocuted the doctor with lightning from her fingertips

I'm hearing his head was bashed in by David Lucas in what's being described as "a bit gone wrong"

AP Photo: President Trump catching some of summer's last rays in relaxing Camp David weekend.

[Pointing to dark basement crawlspace] And this is the room one afternoon I knew I could love you

Snoop Dogg Says ‘I’m Scared to Go to the Movies’ After Seeing Spooky Vampires in 'Sinners'

I think that - BOO!

Methodists stay winning

Why does China's foreign minister look like he wishes he was a real boy

>be me >match with hot girl on tinder >says she’s not sebulba when i ask if she’s sebulba because legally she’d have to tell me if she was sebulba if she was sebulba >meet irl >sebulba

I take back everything bad I ever said about AI

Markwayne doesn't have to worry about suffering head trauma in a car accident because there's really no more damage to be done

Palestinian families like Ahmad's are being starved to death in Israel's genocidal famine & siege. Bsky keeps deleting him. Please help by sharing & donating if you've anything to spare:

My new year's resolution was not to agree to be interviewed by firecracker female documentary filmmakers for films titled "The Devil in X", where it is obvious I am the "Devil" anymore. All I'll say is that this one was a redhead, and allowed me to smoke a cigar while on camera, what can you do?

When anybody can have explosive diarrhea all over the walls and floor, why do we still need interior decorators?

Something I think would be fun is if there was a version of Matthew Lesko who wears a full tuxedo instead of a regular suit and instead of "free money to pay your bills" he talks about getting "free money to buy drugs" And his tips are like, mugging people and snatching money out of tip jars

This clip...I have no words. Gaza Humanitarian Fund whistleblower Anthony Aguilar describes ordering pizzas for their site while Palestinians starve.

Palestinian children like Mena (who is disabled & needs surgery to walk again) are being denied healthcare & starved to death in Israel's genocide. Please help by sharing & donating if you've anything to spare: