green grapes y’all

2am at the club when all the lights come on

love that goku

this is disgusting. how am i supposed to explain this to my children

I'm hesitant to call this my favorite Bowie record because it feels impossible to choose, but it's a contender

The genie misheard my wish 😔

median dem elite: 83 years old, fondly recalls calling cops on vietnam protestors in college. likes to remind people that israel is besieged on all sides by “the arabs.” median gop elite: 23 years old, got job because the veep liked their 4chan posts, 3rd son of food processing plant oligarch

In America we have city cops, different cops for your county, cops for the whole state, cops for soldiers, cops for malls, presidential cops, cops for the stock market, mail cops, federal cops, cops we secretly send to other countries. Even your neighbors get to pretend to be cops. We’re very safe

I think you could show Army of Darkness to any child and they’d be better for it

lmao this guy for postal inspector

Department of Homeland Security spending bill just passed 220-207 with the support of the following Democrats: • Henry Cuellar • Tom Suozzi • Vicente Gonzalez • Laura Gilles • Marie Gluesenkamp Perez • Jared Golden • Don Davis

I predict that 2026 will be the “Year of Strangereal”

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

This country hates women so much. ca.news.yahoo.com/ex-porn-star...

Yesssss!

My latest 2023 #pixelart mockup. It is a made up bof.

and you will be seen as part of the downfall of the country

Needed y’all to see this from the Tok

Eight bucks is eight bucks not five bucks.

Looks great!

Crowdfunding campaign to help end production of the new TV special of "Panique au Village" (A Town Called Panic). In French >> fr.ulule.com/le-tresor/

First trailer for ‘Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord’ First two episodes premiere April 6 on Disney+

The Criterion Closest I want to see.

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My guy is every movie poster from the 2000s

I just think they're neat!

so a movie called 'SINNERS' gets 16 oscar nominations while a movie called 'FRIENDSHIP' gets none. trump's america

DONT STOP! BELIEVING!

who up honkin they bobo

My local bookshop understands their audience.

Re-reading Lord of the Rings at the moment, and I'd forgotten how relentlessly Gandalf drags Hobbits. "Of course, The Enemy has overlooked one thing: dipshits such as yourself, Frodo. Buffoons with fat feet and shithole burrows. Yes, perhaps your painful loser energy may surprise Sauron yet!"

'Beyond Good and Evil 2' is reportedly still in development at Ubisoft 🎮 • It survived the recent game cancelations at the company • The game was announced over 17 years ago (via Insider Gaming)

All the pundits who were outraged at kids missing school in the early days of the COVID pandemic are welcome to speak up ANY TIME NOW

As someone who spent the last 15 years working with aging brains & dementia, I can't stop thinking about this. It is gerontocracy: leaders who are substantially older than most of the adult population. When did we accept this? The new generations can't show up because the old generations never left.

Rape culture as political ideology

remarkable how much contempt this white house has for the nation’s historical and artistic treasures

Following yesterday's stock plunge, Ubisoft's market cap is now around half a billion euros. In 2018 it was around 10 billion euros. In eight years, the company has lost around 95% of its value

*talking to my friends casually*: Hey y'all wanna hop on The Super Mario Brothers Wonder Nintendo Switch Two Edition Plus Meetup In Bellabel Park Game right quick? Cuz I heard The Super Mario Brothers Wonder Nintendo Switch Two Edition Plus Meetup In Bellabel Park Game might be kinda fun. Also The S

MARTY SUPREME score robbed

Incredible Japanese jazz record from last year. Sounds like it was recorded by Rudy Van Gelder. I don’t know if I’ve ever loved violin in a jazz group this much. Too bad the the vinyl is like $120 to import! sofa-records.bandcamp.com/album/fukush...

It stank!

‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26

Super Mario Bros. Wonder – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park releasing on March 26 along with amiibo (Elephant Mario, Poplin & Prince Florian, Captain Toad & Talking Flower), announced on Nintendo Today nintendo.today/s/aIXccmsK Talking Flower out March 12, preorders later today

Sinners lock

Mario Kart World Just Added A Big Twist To Its Best Mode https://kotaku.com/mario-kart-worlds-update-knockout-tour-team-battles-2000662201

This was after mind you Tom Homan had come up with the brilliant idea of separating families as an enforcement strategy.

Amy!