Did Tom Brady just become the first NFL color commentator to ever use the phrase "piss missile" on national television?

I sincerely appreciate that Takeshi Koike got the first film budget he's been given since 2009's Redline for his Lupin movie and immediately cashed it all in on animating the hell out of the most off-putting fucking freak he had in him.

Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful

words from lexi alexander, who had been suspended from this platform for being palestinian

it’s going to be weird going back to work and people talking like everything is normal. like in a final fantasy game when someone’s summoned a meteor from hell to destroy the planet and the villagers still only talk about the big chocobo pageant coming up

Lmao I love the yt car lady who tries to fit herself in the trunk of every car she does a video of

Anett Futatabi Sega Mega CD, 1993 Wolf Team This beat-'em-up is pretty bad, frankly. I didn't enjoy it, and didn't finish it. BUT... It's got good graphics and anime cut-scenes, making it a fine subject for #scanlinesunday! Wish I could rock a cropped jacket. Wish I had a sword. #crt #retrogaming

A large elephant hole the size of a small elephant hole 🐘 #AGDQ2026

Captain America venting about the state of America with Daredevil in the same issue (Daredevil #283, 1990, dialogue by Ann Nocenti)

[Link and Ganondorf bouncing back the same ball of energy for two minutes] Zelda, whispering: What the fuck are they doing

So we now appear to be up to at least 80 Venezuelans killed. For an operation that anonymous admin officials said yesterday was"virtually flawless." www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

Katamari🍳

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Baby birds when they're hungry:

like why the fuck does CNN have an “official prediction market partner”

It’s a hard watch because of the material but Adolescence on Netflix one of the best shows I’ve ever seen. The acting and directing (it’s all one continuous shot) are superb.

OH MY GOD, IT'S THAT TIME #AGDQ2026 IS NOW LIVE!!! Catch us all week this week showcasing incredible speedruns in benefit of @preventcancer.org at both: gdq.gg/live AND! youtube.com/c/gamesdonequick (we're co-streaming!!)

Happy 85th birthday to Hayao Miyazaki ♡

how it feels to high five someone as a white person

Nearly every gay bar trope is covered here. Clockwise from top left: 1. Had too much work done 2. Got tired of it all and retired to a ranch 3. Passed too young 4. Went full MAGA 5. Old but still in the game 6. The one who still overdoes their makeup but makes it work 7. The one straight girl

instead of being an inert loaf I have elected to "touch grass" on this, Scanline Sunday

FUCK *controller slam* the venue:

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

No step on snek

don't forget that a lot of democrats see AOC and zohran as threats because they make them look ineffectual, cowardly, and unprincipled. which they are!

Trump in the SCIF pics he posted is doing some of the most overtly 2:12am Going Back For More Olive work of his life.

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Watched Porco Rosso tonight and I forgot how funny it is, when Gina says “anyone in trouble with the Italian government leave now” and everyone on the island SKEDADDLES

luckily the democrats are picking up the slack

40 people (at least) died. It's the official policy of these newsrooms that Latin American lives aren't worth anything. Again, if you still pay for an NYT subscription I think you're trash.

It’s literally hitlerite behavior from this administration. Stop appeasing the United States

by Trump's own admission, Maduro seemed to have attempted massive overtures in the last few days and he simply wasn't interested. Likewise Iran by almost all accounts approached the issue of deescalating and discussing a new nuclear deal in good faith and Trump was simply not interested.

Genius editor Thelma Schoonmaker is 86. I love her definition of editing: ‘Editing is really like plumbing a good deal of the time. You put two things together, and a current runs through it.’

anyway PSY was right

“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.

this is legitimately the funniest thing i have ever seen

Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine. We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.

They’re all posting their statements on the child porn platform? That’s a wild choice.

I made a playlist

Everything is horrifically bad and stupid. The best you can hope for, the highest ambition, is to make a popular post wittily pointing out how bad and stupid things are. People will cite it for years as things continue being horrifically bad and stupid.

anytime you run into a situation with dems where their actions or lack thereof struggles somewhat to match up with class interests as the driving factor, imo, the motivation and reasoning you'll find is them primarily thinking like this

the democrats

Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.

Sometimes the timeline just lays it up for ya