Sky advertising the Carabao Cup final as the " top scorers" taking on "the top defence". Arsenal are the top scorers and have the best defence so they clearly think that the only team who can beat Arsenal is Arsenal.

"..from their coffins, shuffle down corridor and strangle dozing security guard"

Basically all the perversion and coercive control of the Access Hollywood tapes, and Epstein Files, but about nations, not individual women and children.

My wife pointed out Leonardo Dicaprio is starting to look more and more like Benny Hill and I can’t unsee it now #oscars

I got up. I wrote some words about the 2-0 win over Everton, and Max Dowman. I think you might like them. Have a read. #arsenal 👇

The US expecting the world to bail it out of its war of choice is the height of imperial arrogance. We should all tell America to go fuck themselves. Over everything.

Likewise Trump. www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...

The road to Berlin is open save only for the presence of the Wehrmacht in the way.

Another day, another stupid Excel chart.

As yet another UBI trial rolls past showing that it works really well, it's hard not to conclude that the main reason nobody adopts it is because bad employers don't want to give up their leverage over the desperate and poor to work in shit conditions for pittance.

‘Practically nothing less to target’ Trump, 2026 Stalingrad has been 'destroyed and [was] without any further worthwhile targets.’ von Richthofen, (senior Luftwaffe commander), August 1942

and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids

Things started going downhill when we as a society deemed it acceptable to call PC programs apps.

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’ ‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’ ‘Hello’ is not related to either. Goodbye.

Hi #EarlyModern Bluesky - did you know that someone brilliant has built working printing presses using Lego and they are trying to get enough supporters so that Lego will release it as a kit? They look so cool! beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...

A+ nickname

I'd also like to nominate "SPECS OFFENDERS". Thank you, I yield my time.

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

My guy.

You didn't ask me Penny. I'd have said there was about 99.99% chance of that intent. But I'd have thought if US and Israel gave a shit, they would ensure they could neutralise that threat before countenancing the attack. But they wanted Iran to retaliate and escalate. They are our enemies.

friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh

yes and thank you for the excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)

When it happens I give Apple permission to hack my phone and start playing U2’s “Beautiful Day” regardless of the time of day or night.

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

I'm sorry, but you've lost the authority to speak for us. This is incendiary, And I very much doubt there are many supporters of this act in Iran regardless of their awful government. Would one backed by US and Israel be anything but a brutal corporate puppet? www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

I'd really love to experience a month that will be lost to the history books. A whole month. What paradise that would be.

Watching Death In Stalin Yorkshire Zhukov's just arrived, so now it gets really, really good

Why does no-one leave steaming hot pies next to street-level open windows these days? This is not the future the Beano promised us

glasses with little cameras in them are not wearable tech they're pervert glasses

So The Age has churned out "special series" on exclusive men's clubs, then private golf clubs, now restaurant tycoons. All suitably fawning over supposed powerful elites. Tell you what, why not just save time and do one called "Rich arseholes, and why we suck up to them".🙄

No one, apart from you, wants to see that thing you made with AI.

gooners finding out the kai injury news

We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

Arsenal have lost just four more games in the Premier League at the Emirates Stadium than Tottenham have lost at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, despite the Gunners moving 13 years earlier. Arsenal moved stadium in 2006, Spurs moved in 2019. This is hilarious!😂

Now you're getting it .. #rebuild

WHO'S IN THE CAGE NOW BITCH?!?

When your government tells you to protest less, protest more. #ProtestMore

I had one of those!

for better or worse, people will forget about that video by the end of the year, if not end of the month. but when trump finally kicks the bucket, there were be orgasmic celebrations across the US & around the world. he will be remembered as the most despised US president since WWII for generations

Let’s focus less on ‘catastrophic bird strike,’ and more on today’s special in our Food Court, delicious shredded duck with a jet fuel jus.

Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.

In response to the deluge of messages on casting in The Odyssey: Helen was born from an 🥚 Don’t talk to me about historical veracity.

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

I think this is Trump’s Engadine Macca’s moment and if journalists don’t persistently ask Trump if he shat his pants in the Oval Office then journalism is dead