Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true

Daily life in 2025. #AI #Tech #JustLetMeBe #FFS

Lmao Wolves scored all the goals and lost.

Own goal schmown goal.

I BELIEVE

Thank fuck for that. Jesus is the saviour.

Wolves have the worst record after 15 games in Premier League history. They are one of only four teams who have failed to win any of their first 15 games of a season along with Sheffield United in 2020-21, QPR in 2012-13 and Swindon in 1993-94. #ARSWOL

From a time when detail was everywhere.

the world has changed

Since Mikel Arteta was appointed as manager, Arsenal players have won the Premier League player of the month just twice. Man Utd players have won it 14 times! 14 Man Utd 9 Liverpool 8 Man City 4 Tottenham 3 Newcastle 3 West Ham

Gmorn 🙂

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

I refuse to believe this is a real guy. No one’s *that* Australian

Just look at it.

Infantino is a shit stain on the beautiful game. Peace Prize my arse.

Free speechwriting tip for the PM: www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

Commentary is desperate for a Salah goal. DESPERATE.

Love Ben White. Maybe all that emotion he shows.

Benjamin White on the overlap. I got my joy back.

The number 23 every team wished they had playing at 10. MERINO.

My current Achilles. I cannot walk past an M&S.

Reasons to be grateful: That fucking elf wasn't around when my kids were little. 🙄

Would be easier if they had loads of cameras and a team looking at such things.

It really is mad how mental Glasgow Rangers are.

There’s probably a story to tell.

Spurs are just unmanageable.

Kiss of Death Statue

Tottenham have NEVER come back to win a Premier League home game when 2+ goals down at half time (P31 D5 L26). (Squawka)

Oh, hello Tottenham 0 Fulham 2.

Miriam Margoyles representing tonight. #Arsenal

“My fucking team” Saliba is SO one of us.

“Tottenham, much improved from the weekend” They lost 5-3.

These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art

Hope Ronaldo breaks a leg.

Bravo The Times, bravo.

Good morning to everyone who won the North London derby yesterday. ☕️

The power of Ian Wright

The Belfast walls prove more enduring than the Berlin Wall bit.ly/4p8ykYY more than a quarter of a century after the Good Friday agreement Belfast is still a (physically) divided city

Live. Learn.

That’s me home; fetch the brandy and cigars.

Evergreen post:

4rsena1 more like etc and so on.

Trossard has well and truly shut the detractors (hands up) up. #Up

Lol

It's 15 years and counting since Arsenal lost a home Premier League game vs. Tottenham 😤

Hi @sp*rs, get fucked

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