Happy Equinox! When day and night take the same time - well, kind of sort of as Paul Simon’s explains bit.ly/4mvSev7

Just when you thought the message might be getting through to sewage spewers it now seems they have secret and unmonitored pipes to pump out unprocessed poo bit.ly/47UFw5w

I know it was a Sunday when this release was written but were only the AIs available to find and string together these five (six?) cliches?

Forget the First Amendment! This is free speech USA style bit.ly/4nefq1Y say what your boss approves on social media or be sacked!

Special relationship means USA export costs to British business rise six-fold bit.ly/4mvSgTE

Far right tries to shut down lawyers and organisations that give advice to people they don’t like bit.ly/4gzp9xr and sometimes succeeds

No win no fee lawyers are deceiving customers over true cost of legal action, warns regulator bit.ly/4gAcuKJ

Car finance misselling costs grow bit.ly/46MDa7z as BMW sets aside more money to compensate missold customers over high and secret commissions to garages

But @TheFCA boss warns that banks which deceived customers are not cooperating and may try to frustrate compensation scheme bit.ly/48qQAHx

New Sec of State has plan to get the sick into work bit.ly/46CUbQv with 1000 specialists in job centres to target 2 million so that’s 2000 each. If they spend just one hour on each that will take more than a year. In practice more like two or three.

Building by building Gaza City is being demolished bit.ly/48oBvGu it’s people displaced to camps that are sometimes then bombed

War drives scientific innovation bit.ly/3IhcrXv but will this new weapon only be used for defence?

The Left? The Lefts more like as ex-Labour factions disintegrate bit.ly/4gvaK5g

The sino-Tory two child cap on meanstested benefits may be about to be scrapped as education secretary and deputy leader candidate speaks out bit.ly/4pu4wqs and gives details of her own experience of childhood poverty

Free speech means speech we like, say US politicians as it embraces cancel (our opponents) culture bit.ly/3VpgX9e On his first day back in office, Mr Trump signed executive order 14149 titled “Restoring Freedom of Speech and Ending Federal Censorship” but not for all!

Freedom of the press US style bit.ly/42mXPNd

Free speech American style as show is axed over comments on Charlie Kirk shooting suspect’s links to MAGA bit.ly/3Vq0iCC president Trump supports the censorship and makes remarks in capital letters about how crap the show was anyway

Prizewinning author Sally Rooney warned she faced arrest if she enters the UK as she has supported and, in the past, funded the banned group Palestine Action bit.ly/3IkCzkk The Sky Arts award for literature for Intermezzo was collected by her editor. She lives in Ireland

Police visit a woman and tell her to apologise after a social media post ‘upset someone’ bit.ly/4nF9MWG she recorded the visit. No crime was committed and the case has been closed. The hapless officer seems as embarrassed as she is angry.

Google DeepMind beats human software coders, solving most of the coding problems set more quickly and solving one that no human team cracked bit.ly/4nC3KG5 an important step towards artificial general intelligence

Free speech US style: Australian journalists banned from Trump UK press conference after one had angered him in the USA with his questions bit.ly/4n9a3kL ‘logistical reasons’ cited but clearly either US or UK organisers decided to ban them.

Don’t tax our customers we’re too important part 94 bit.ly/4mfPd1H a new twist on the familiar pre Budget campaigns.

Crypto firms offer some of the most dangerous products but will be exempt from the duty to ensure good outcomes for consumers bit.ly/47KEetL how long before banks and others demand the same? The CD was the last major thing @TheFCA did before its new growth objective. Hmm

C'est le Rwanda à nouveau en français! bit.ly/3Kcik8O more and more I keep remembering the anarchist slogan of my youth - whoever you vote for the Government gets in!

Free speech banned in Windsor prior to Trump visit bit.ly/4pnBOrr I cannot see how this accurate photo is ‘malicious communication’ which must be indecent, grossly offensive, or menacing but I guess the police needed an arrest to take it down.

Meanwhile, in the real world away from politics, war, and influencers, intelligent people take another step to probe further into the nature of reality bit.ly/3VFJZ4N

State spies illegally on journalist doing his job bit.ly/4nyyDva MI5 admits illegal data collection from phone of BBC correspondent

Govt 862 in 0 out policy hits target bit.ly/4mhiJ7i only 862 arrived in small boats last week and as many as zero were sent back to France.

Record sums borrowed against the value of homes in what might be vain attempts to avoid inheritance tax by paying high interest rates to banks for the rest of your life bit.ly/3VdV5xA Greed and fear drive markets but are bad companions on the road of later life

Huge far right rally in London on Saturday - perhaps the biggest ever - as demonstrators clash with police who are unable to control it bit.ly/4pphYMk

Annoying, with devastating and extreme throwaways, but a brilliant journalist bit.ly/4mXimjq Jeremy Clarkson on the future - if it has one - of farming

Stamp Duty is a massive tax on moving and must go says @PJTheEconomist here bit.ly/3IkvlN7 and replace the revenue with a reformed council tax as a percentage of current values

Red light for green government bodies bit.ly/42yeHjR officials brief that Natural England is “staffed by environmental purists who don't necessarily share the government's growth agenda”. Hmmm surely that’s the point of them?

Don’t tax us we’re too important, part 94 bit.ly/47Dqwsz builders and manufacturers tell Treasury even though many of them cheat and evade the tax when they can

The Just Seven Words trials are about to begin bit.ly/3K8xkEJ govt and prosecutors seem determined to continue the arrest and prosecution of people who hold up signs supporting the proscribed group Palestine Action and protestors seem determined to carry on

Free speech finds its strict boundaries in USA after killing of right wing activist Charlie Kirk bit.ly/42oT7OD

Israeli conductor tells Proms audience to ‘stop this madness’ as thousands of innocent Palestinians are being killed bit.ly/4mVMFHe and vows not to perform in Israel until it stops

Labour peer and large party donor evicted tenants from their home of four years and puts up the rent by £1000 a month before re-letting bit.ly/4n7ImJc Lord Alli spokesman says he doesn’t manage the property and it was ‘not about money’. Such evictions will soon be banned

Mandelson’s embarrassing Epstein memo kept secret in UK archives bit.ly/46fdwqJ for fear of damaging US UK relations

Chancellor boasts she ‘got rid of’ Payment Systems Regulator (in fact it’s still part of @TheFCA) bit.ly/42gHeuc even though its last act was making banks reimburse 99% of fraud victims. Also that she has ‘severely’ weakened the @financialombuds which resolves disputes

Take us out of social media debates, police chiefs say bit.ly/41KHcuy in call to defend free speech in public discourse

DEV1L is in the detail bit.ly/47Ijz9L licence plate fetches nearly quarter of a million. What’s your favourite personalised licence plate?

Mortgage lenders will now allow payment holidays, fix your rate for 6 months, extend your term etc if you are in difficulty meeting your monthly payments. Have you done any of those things? DM me or @Moneybox or email [email protected] in confidence

Insurance gives you peace of mind until you claim, part 94 bit.ly/3VEqrNY using weight loss jabs that you don’t declare can invalidate travel and other insurance

Non-crime hate incidents should not be recorded by police or acted on, says police inspectorate bit.ly/46089wE

Losses all round - the Chippings are down for Cameron fashion venture bit.ly/45XjgGF as ‘urban uniform for women’ goes bust

If only people could be vaccinated against believing daft things bit.ly/4n2kRkK except, oh, they wouldn’t agree to have it done to their children or themselves!

Small business people: In total what percentage of say a £100 payment made by card disappears in the various charges taken by banks, networks, and intermediaries? In other words what do you reckon you must deduct from profits for all those payment acceptance fees?

Chancellor has warned don't believe people who say they know what will be in her Budget. But number of people cashing in pension tax-free lumpsums has grown on such speculation. Have you done it? Do you regret it? @Moneybox or me or [email protected] would love to her from you

If you buy a retirement home (don’t is the safest advice) assume its resale value will be zero. That way you and your heirs will be pleased with whatever pittance the developer lets you keep after you cut the price to the bone to even sell it bit.ly/3K02yxL