Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

Fucking hell. I'll have more thoughts about this that I may or may not share but for now and in perpetuity: fucking hell www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...

Indeed.

Timeless track.

We are horrified that a synagogue (the nearest one to my home) has been attacked during Yom Kippur. Of course that’s the point isn’t it? Terror. Fear. Devastation.

You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.

Or White Russians in Knightsbridge 😑

Words they need to add to Spelling Bee: Tiffin Toff

Me every single fucking Monday lmao

Every single one of the former Soviet republics would rather sink into the Earth's core than be annexed by the Russian Federation. Yet here we are, on the brink of electing Nigel Farage, Putin's towel boy.

'out of the three mass shootings today'

Neville’s happy, positive and complimentary - WHAT’S HAPPENING!!!

Ok ok maybe an eff off win then. X

🙌🏾

Mikellllllll

The most gracious, ‘I told you so!’ fair play to you.

Joelinton has committed 23 fouls against Spurs in his Premier League career and been booked seven times. He's committed 21 fouls against Arsenal and been booked once. #NEWARS

Victor could have a nap now while they decide.

Who will be the first Arsenal player to be elbowed in the head by either Joelinton or Bruno Guimaeres and how many seconds after kick-off will it be?

MAGAs told us Portland "burned to the ground" in 2020 so how could it be "war-ravaged" now It's gone, folks

He lied. Gotta use the word

🤞🏾

Quick journey home for the United fans though so 👍🏾

Save 🙌🏾

As if watching the men, didn’t take our chances to pull further ahead 🫤

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I’m not It isn’t. It should be, but you’re working very hard to ensure it isn’t.

LEOOOOOOOOOO

MA can’t be contained in that miniature area. Free him!

I think…people’s obsession with “a cause”…is precisely because autism’s genetic randomness is hard to stratify by social class……………..

as is common with most apple shows not called the morning show i did not even know this existed till now

Whenever Jamie speaks: Liverpool fan says what?

Can we study that ball from Eze? 📐

Neville man, could witness an Arsenal player being assaulted and claim it didn’t happen.

can the AI generate him rolling over in his grave

Ella’s on the toilet singing Let It Go. Can I speak to the Manager???

if we have two more media mergers, all media will just be one company

My favorite Batman creative team, thanks to their work on The Brave and the Bold. Writer Bon Haney (cocreator of the Teen Titans, Metamorpho, Black Manta, & more) & artist Jim Aparo (also known for his work on Aquaman, the Phantom, the Outsiders, the Phantom Stranger, & the Spectre). #BatmanDay

Ella wants to watch the KPop film. This is gonna ruin the algorithm 😭

"Okay, so who had a starter?"

I think one of the better, more subtle tributes to Robert Redford's life is the string of utterly iconic female co-stars who've come forward to eulogize him; each of them take-no-shit types like Fonda and Streisand, and every one of them without a single bad thing to say. A model for male behavior

I’m reminded of the time in university a group of us went to see Indecent Proposal and my bf at the time got MAD when me and my bestie had an extended chat about how RR would not have needed to offer us any money. He brought it up for WEEKS. Phew.

A real tribute.

#OtD 17 Sep 1849 abolitionist Harriet Tubman and her brothers escaped from slavery. Her brothers decided to go back, forcing Harriet to do the same. But shortly after, Harriet Tubman escaped again, then helped rescue hundreds more enslaved people stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8941...

Beth Rigby framing the incident as though Angela Rayner was the victim is truly grim stuff too

“Legitimate concerns.”

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This would get you fired in any other office.