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Happiness is not something readily made. It comes from your own actions.
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Lupita Nihongo
7 days ago
When we all get imprisoned for posting Iโm definitely gonna be going around the yard asking what yโall said that got you locked up & it better be a banger because thatโs how weโll be establishing our hierarchy
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Zach Dorfman
9 days ago
Everyone wants to make โsenseโ of things, but we are all currently hostage to an irrationalist epistemic environment. You might as well just read the entrails of a slaughtered goat to divine where events are headed.
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ranโก
about 1 month ago
RAISE HELL IN THE
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
about 2 months ago
My bathroom just got gerrymandered and now Iโm not allowed to shit in there
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Rodger Sherman
2 months ago
Thatโs incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
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Peter Sagal
2 months ago
Of course, in this year of all years, weโre going to have to choose whether or not to root for the US in the World Series.
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Tim Murphy
2 months ago
this country is still worth fighting for
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
3 months ago
If youโre rooting for anyone to be turned away from an Emergency Room thereโs not words I can say out loud or online about you that wonโt have authorities knocking on my door.
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Rodger Sherman
3 months ago
right wingers are going to be so performatively mad about this, they might be performatively madder about this than all the things they've ever been performatively mad about combined
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CJ Fogler
3 months ago
FTFY NBC
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Kat Tenbarge
3 months ago
Autistic and neurodivergent people deserve far better than a government looking to prevent their existence, let alone one that will invent fictitious ways to do so that puts everyone in danger
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Courtney Milan
3 months ago
It is pretty amazing to see people go from โthe left is the enemy of democracy and must be purgedโ to โwho can really know why good kids do bad things?โ
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lauren
4 months ago
if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
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Big Midwestern Energy
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Iโm cracking up imagining the average Packers โownerโ getting so angry at the suggestion that theyโre socialists like the 9/11 Clydesdales praying to Mecca tweet
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4 months ago
Dak Tuah
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Better Things Are Possible
4 months ago
Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
4 months ago
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
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Nash
4 months ago
It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.
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Kashana
4 months ago
Live your life such that everyone doesnโt spend ten solid years planning the rager theyโre going to throw when you die.
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Video Games Out of Context ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ต๐ธ
4 months ago
Undertale
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David Combest
4 months ago
Chicago keeping art alive:
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God I canโt wait to get *the* news
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Sagebear
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The Sleeper's Sleep
5 months ago
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
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5 months ago
Hmmm what I am seeing is that a shocking number of men are carrying around a whole bunch of unresolved resentment from high school, usually involving women, and it is manifesting as Being Weird Online in Your 30s/40s do I have that right
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Itโs Christmas Tim(e) again
5 months ago
Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.
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Lupita Nihongo
5 months ago
All I think about when I hear people say that itโs bad taste to dance on Hulk Hoganโs grave is that Emmett Tillโs monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply wonโt stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
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samยณโฐโฐโฐ
5 months ago
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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Tim Onion
5 months ago
It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.
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โI regret nothingโ
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๐ฝLOLGOP๐ฝ
6 months ago
What a miserable situation for Texas. Either they have natural disasters, or they have to have Ted Cruz in their state all the time.
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Maris Kreizman
6 months ago
they should get the green one to seduce him
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Cosmic Symbol
6 months ago
Stiff competition but this may be the worst vibe July 4th in my many centuries of existence
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
6 months ago
bluesky can we get this in the next update
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Kendra, normal version
6 months ago
Last day of pride, everyone hit a straight person with your car
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Notthedarkweb
6 months ago
Every liberal SCOTUS dissent kinda feels like this
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Amy Ash
6 months ago
nyt op-ed: we cannot normalize the leftโs brazen attempt to win voters by talking to them
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Will Stancil
6 months ago
*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*
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Tim Onion
6 months ago
theonion.com/new-bomb-cap...
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New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast
https://theonion.com/new-bomb-capable-of-creating-1-500-new-terrorists-in-si-1819587307/
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Ted Leo ๐
6 months ago
โThis is not constitutional!โ I cry as the temu-bought katana enters my belly
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sophia โฅ๏ธ
6 months ago
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
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bort
6 months ago
at least toby keith is dead this time
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