When we all get imprisoned for posting I’m definitely gonna be going around the yard asking what y’all said that got you locked up & it better be a banger because that’s how we’ll be establishing our hierarchy

Everyone wants to make “sense” of things, but we are all currently hostage to an irrationalist epistemic environment. You might as well just read the entrails of a slaughtered goat to divine where events are headed.

Ah yes, @nickhannula.bsky.social weather

RAISE HELL IN THE

My bathroom just got gerrymandered and now I’m not allowed to shit in there

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

Of course, in this year of all years, we’re going to have to choose whether or not to root for the US in the World Series.

this country is still worth fighting for

If you’re rooting for anyone to be turned away from an Emergency Room there’s not words I can say out loud or online about you that won’t have authorities knocking on my door.

right wingers are going to be so performatively mad about this, they might be performatively madder about this than all the things they've ever been performatively mad about combined

FTFY NBC

Autistic and neurodivergent people deserve far better than a government looking to prevent their existence, let alone one that will invent fictitious ways to do so that puts everyone in danger

It is pretty amazing to see people go from “the left is the enemy of democracy and must be purged” to “who can really know why good kids do bad things?”

if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media

Big Midwestern Energy

I’m cracking up imagining the average Packers “owner” getting so angry at the suggestion that they’re socialists like the 9/11 Clydesdales praying to Mecca tweet

Dak Tuah

Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow

universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam

It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.

Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.

Undertale

Chicago keeping art alive:

God I can’t wait to get *the* news

🖕🏼🖕🏼 (Killing this whole parenting thing)

I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

Hmmm what I am seeing is that a shocking number of men are carrying around a whole bunch of unresolved resentment from high school, usually involving women, and it is manifesting as Being Weird Online in Your 30s/40s do I have that right

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

“I regret nothing”

What a miserable situation for Texas. Either they have natural disasters, or they have to have Ted Cruz in their state all the time.

they should get the green one to seduce him

Stiff competition but this may be the worst vibe July 4th in my many centuries of existence

bluesky can we get this in the next update

Last day of pride, everyone hit a straight person with your car

Every liberal SCOTUS dissent kinda feels like this

nyt op-ed: we cannot normalize the left’s brazen attempt to win voters by talking to them

*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*

“This is not constitutional!” I cry as the temu-bought katana enters my belly

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

at least toby keith is dead this time