Spotting someone being annoying to other people and pre-blocking them as prophylaxis

has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes

Pausa de Humiliacion

I'm so brain rotted I thought they were saying only ladies who like heated rivalry oppose platner

One Cold Night

Buddy, I can tell I watch a lot more sports than you so let me say: You have that exactly backwards

i've been trying to figure out exactly why the world cup is making all of bluesky insane and i thinj it's a confluence of our sports posters working territory outside their usual lane and our politics posters being deeply, deeply underwater

*cackles in public art*

A 1,500 year old Roman mosaic from Istanbul/Constantinople depicting a scene from rural life, (featuring a rather suspicious donkey). The Great Palace Mosaic Museum, Istanbul. #History #HistoryMatters

More astounding innovative palaeoart by Chinese graduate students. This time dinosaur dioramas locked in epoxy, with Tyndall effect (小红书: 念崽不会画画) 📍CAA Grad Show, Zhejiang Art Museum

I should call her

Kneeling hound #knight #medieval #pridemonth

One of the most frustrating parts of Donald Trump is his ability to take any moment, anywhere and make it about Donald Trump. I’m sick of thinking about this fucking guy.

let’s fucking go

Discworld QOTD, from Snuff

Pausa de hidratación

Trying to figure out if a piece of art was made by AI

(a shred of blurry memory from the distant past suddenly snaps into focus) oh my god... he was flirting with me

I would kill or die for Larry

“They don’t kiss, they have a love so deep it doesn’t need a physical confirmation” and “They boink so hard it makes earthquakes.” Are both real and valid options in my brain.

we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever

And they do not want worm medicine

Big fan of Neil.

the first time i met you. i had no damn idea i'd love you this much.

Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO

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he looked at me and suddenly, flowers grew in my chest.

the next thing you impulse buy WILL change your life. do NOT wait or second guess yourself, this time it IS going to be different

When there's an update on a tasty fanfic and you just

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

I apologize for almost knocking over the television in my excitement. In my defense it should be tethered, what if we get an earthquake

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I implore you. Like things. I don't mean to hit an engagement button on social media sites. I mean enjoy stuff. Don't be beige. Cringe is a manifestation of internal fear and other's condiditoning shame for no reason. It's bs. Be weird.

Asleep 💤 #heatedrivalry #hollanov #shanehollander #ilyarozanov

'Netherfield Park is let at last!' Well, Edgcote House (Netherfield in the 1995 Pride & Prejudice) is for sale! In my book #AHistoryOfEnglandIn25Poems, I uncover its stories, including the below-stairs world of a poet who was a housemaid. #JaneAusten #history 1/5 www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/8...

My painting "Shimmer of Moonlight on a Garden Rose Bush" Art with flowers www.verakober.com/floral

i would choose you in every lifetime.

You know stuff. You are not stupid. You can do stuff. You are not incompetent. You have been made to FEEL stupid and incompetent, but as you read this post, I need you to know, to the very marrow of your bones, you are not. That sh*t is pure Trauma Brain BS (Belief Systems).

this is actually a good reminder that you should delete the tracking nonsense off of any url that you share online. just delete everything after the ? (including the question mark) and share like you usually would

"queer is a slur"? oh yeah? well "sexual orientation" is respectability politics, it's "fuckdrive" now or you're an assimilationist coward

I kinda want people to think of themselves as having “graduated” from discourses they already weathered. Like, if you try to wade back into one you already did, it should feel like that nightmare where you’re at the prom but you know in your mind that you’re literally an adult and it’s embarrassing.

"I asked Chat GPT..." I asked your girlfriend and she said your head game is weak 💚

not the point I suppose, but: “the creator is working out some sort of fetish” has been one of the major creative purposes behind art for roughly as long as humans have been creating art

unless your team is traditionally associated with a colour like he dutch you should have to wear a colour thats already in your national flag, this is anarchy