Building up arm muscles so i can fulfill my cat's wish of endless pats

Airline: The WiFi on your flight may be unavailable. Me: frantically opens and additional 17 AO3 tabs.

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents? me: save to desktop microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures? me: save to desktop microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads? me: desktop

the most delightful version of logging on to see what news you've missed

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got - scam machine - psychosis inducing machine - weapons of mass destruction - button you push that makes the planet hotter - markets that intentionally starve people - clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time - medicine you can’t afford

Your periodic reminder that you have the right to find out why your health insurer denied your claim. We built a tool to help you do it: projects.propublica.org/claimfile/

greek god ed made izzy into this bird when he died

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

I truly don’t get the appeal of podcasts having to be video now. Podcasts are at their very best when you’re doing something else, working out or playing videogames etc, and no good podcaster has ever been someone who should be shown on screen that’s just not how that works. It’s a goblin job.

agender works. the concept of gender feels itchy and wrong to me like a cheap sweater

not so much non-binary as gender nihilist

Frog got a ladder. He put the box up on a high shelf. “There,” said Frog. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can climb the ladder and take the box down from the shelf and cut the string and open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.

USAAF B-24 pilot Worth Everett Ober, Jr. in 1943. He survived the war. Photo by Dimitri Kessel.

the secret to fandom is accepting the fact that you can view fictional characters as complex and nuanced and thoroughly enjoy the themes baked into the show AND ALSO imagine them bouncing on it crazy style in whatever way your peenor decides would look hot

Then Frog and Toad went out onto the front porch to wait for the mail.

once again experiencing ecstasy with a potato and I believe in the power of the divine, if it only lives in this ugly dirt lump of godsent nirvana, it is still real, it is still real

If this place goes to shit, I’ll meet you all in the Costco product reviews.

LOOK AT THE MOON!!!!!!!!!

Monday Mood Checkpoint! ✨ Which Dead Boy Detectives character are you feeling on a spiritual level today? 🔍 #SaveDeadBoyDetectives #DeadBoyDetectives

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

Some Good Omens acrylic ornaments for the upcoming drop 😊

anything can be gay if you put your mind to it

Explaining to my wife that I cannot simply “read the books I’ve already bought and haven’t read” like some kind of peasant.

why dont men dress like they did in the good old days

🖼️ Naomi Carnock

A 3,500 year-old Egyptian glass cosmetic jar with two little duck heads! Glass was a relatively new material at that time, so this jar would have been a precious possession. From Merit’s beauty case, found inside Theban tomb (TT8) of Merit and her husband Kha in 1906. 📷 Museo Egizio #Archaeology

A marvellous #Egyptian #frog amulet, made of porphyry (height 1.2 cm). Because of their numerous offspring, #frogs were considered a symbol of fertility. Dating ca. 1295–1185 BC, New Kingdom. 📷Metropolitan Museum 🏺 AncientEgyptBluesky

Fox, Walty Dudok van Heel.

I wish my last two brain cells would start touching each other or something

here's a reminder that discord has adopted a new arbitration policy, which means you have under 30 days to opt out of it

Ah so maybe the “depictions of fictional violence is the same as real violence” people and “ChatGPT should have personhood” people are maybe the same type of people

Impressive example of what quality tailoring can do. A client came in with an asymmetrical pelvic tilt, a considerable spinal misalignment, a bent knee in one leg, and an overhanging tummy. But properly tailored trousers create a clean line. He now looks great. IG dylanandson

A useful feature on here would be a way for people to tag their own posts as ꜱᴘᴏʀᴛꜱ for when they’re just posting HOLY SHIT or THIS GUY out of context

Sprizzy😌 look at Izzy’s ruffled lil head feathers and slightly grumpy face (instead of his regularly really grumpy face, because he is so in love with stupid splendid fairy boyfriend)

I think it’s fine that Taylor Swift is excited about middle aged long term relationship sex and talks about it in a way that makes other people feel slightly embarrassed, that’s basically the dream for everyone

"Militant decency" is a concept I was taught by Pratchett. 📚💙🐉

this is so beautiful. art is life

Goodnight. 🖼️ Leanne Hatch #31DaysOfHalloween #Gothtober

doing more witchcraft

Look nobody ever had autism before we were aware of and capable of diagnosing autism, you merely had a second son who was “touched” and he joined the monastery where he was known for communing with the birds.

social media ceos when asked for better moderation

Discworld QOTD, from Jingo

Florence album at the end of the month? Seasonal depression postponed!

It’s also #UKFungiDay today. 🖼️ Fungi, Ainsworth.

I give The Youths full marks for "crashing out" a+ slang no notes.