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TIL there's a huge major comedy show in Saudi Arabia happening and also that Zach Woods remains a king

I promised myself I'm not going to lose my mind on this.....but stop this nonsense. It was a mild program. There were warning signs for the cameras. Make it a moral fight. Stop this nonsense capitulation compromise stuff that will get people killed.

Sickening behavior by this agent. The fact that Mayor Adams has rolled out the red carpet for ICE is a stain on our city.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

More than 400 global artists have launched the "No Music for Genocide" campaign to express their rejection of the Israeli war on Gaza. 1/3

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

galaxy brain idea: we don't need a Joe Rogan Of The Left, we need a Taylor Swift For Boys

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

I'm on fire today.

I am proud to be born a Muslim. I am proud to be born in Somalia. I am proud to have become an American. None of you can change that no matter how much you rage tweet. Drink some water and touch grass.

What a way to find out this isn't Zach Galifianakis

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

I think I just has to say, out loud, how deeply I object to this. Hell ass kings.

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

Well the anti racist Christie Pits was the best counterprotest I've been to in a while. First of all, there were like 7.5 lonely nazis to 500 counter protestors, amd secondly, the Toronto police actually arrested one of the far right agitators halfway through.

Christie Pits, Toronto. Best sign of the day.

A huge turnout today at the anti-fascist rally in Christie Pits Park! The assholes on the other side got run out, lol! 😆

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Personally the worst news of the past few days for me is finding out that Groypers have bastardized Bella Ciao

Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”

last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper" anyways, great news! (1/X)

Just absolutely fucking vile that Charlie Kirk getting murdered is some kind of watershed, beyond the pale political murder while two sitting Democratic legislators being *hunted to their homes and murdered in cold blood* barely merits a post on the President's third rate Twitter clone.

"I wonder what happens when a society experiencing declining material conditions with no effective means to improve them also has several hundred million guns."

Report: American politicians hurriedly clarify they only condone political violence when they fund it against harmless civilians in foreign countries

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

A panicked Trump asks for protesters to be removed from a DC restaurant tonight

Doug Ford ordering the city to get rid of one of the few things that keep car owners in check because the drivers don't like it is so on the nose it's practically up in it scrambling his brain around like an ancient Egyptian undergoing mummification www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...

The only possible objection to speed cameras is “I want to break the law and mostly not get caught” Well, also, “I’m white and prefer traffic stops be done by people with human biases” and “I’m a cop and don’t want to be made redundant by an unbiased system.”

Protests against Trump erupt inside D.C. restaurant as people chant to his face: “FREE D.C.! FREE PALESTINE! TRUMP IS THE H*TLER OF OUR TIME!” (via Sam Waldenberg / CNN)

You might be thinking that those breasts look mighty small and underdeveloped to belong to an adult woman, but actually these isn't a crude drawing of a topless teenage girl. Those are top surgery scars, because Trump and Epstein's big secret is that they're both trans men

Her name was Hind Rajab. C: @kevincopelandsart

Hi. I know I've said this before, but it bears repeating: we have to be able to criticize Mark Carney without living in fear that doing so will help Poilievre or weaken Canada. He is our Prime Minister. Out of anyone, he deserves to be watched and critiqued. We should all be dying on this hill.

Every time I read something like this I am reminded of how easy it would be for me to become a right-wing grifter and make a lot of money saying things like "Mayonnaise is the last bastion of white freedom, hold the line, boys ✊🏻" but I don't, because my brain hasn't been eaten by moths

Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

We regularly shed the blood of innocent kids just so we don't hurt the feelings of grown adults who think dead children is an acceptable cost to own weapons of war.

America is the Tesla Cybertruck of countries

some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly

At 6PM EST on September 1st, tune into twitch.tv/0pposingforce or youtube.com/@OpForMusic to catch a few hours of D&B/Jungle. Weather and connectivity permitting, we will stream from the dock - if not, indoors, but we will be LIVE from the very heart of cottage country. Rinse out and rise up!!!

Trump's has attacked a Canadian judge serving on the International Criminal Court. Trump is providing cover for the crimes in the Gaza death camp. Canada must speak up. As a founding member of the ICC we must defend our justices. Let's counter-sanction Marco Rubio, junior rat to the king rat.

If you want to put back statues and memorials and names of Confederate traitors while tearing down museum exhibitions on slavery because they don't show the greatness of the nation... the nation whose history you're celebrating is whiteness. The kind of nationalist you are is a white nationalist.

Did you see this? Unions across Canada backed up the flight attendants...and they won! Air Canada had to give them a deal! That's what happens when workers stick together. Don't miss out on the next big win – join Workers Together! share.canadianlabour.ca/s/f2dOmzCO #cdnpoli

The Air Canada flight attendants just won a MASSIVE victory -- one that is good for all workers. In fact, today, we’re talking about TWO (very different) victories. One is a story of perseverance and a desire to make the world a better place. The other is about Poilievre 🥴