I beg you are fucking pardon

RIP bonnie tyler. lotta folks tonight are gonna learn the extent to which 'total eclipse of the heart' is outside their karaoke range

My wife and I have been a part of a CSA this year and I've learned that Kohlrabi is my new favorite vegetable.

he could be completely innocent of the allegations and he would still be a blackwater merc with a nazi tattoo

I hate this headline. I hate it so much. Let me tell you why. It makes it sound like the AI was "cast" in a movie, except the movie is being made by the same people who made Tilly, it's all in house, I might as well announce that Dan Olson has been cast as the host of a Folding Ideas doc.

i'd like to sincerely apologize for missing the mark with the satire in this post. the lack of clarity and purpose has led to it being mistaken for and contributing to that which it intended to criticize. i've since learned how the pyramids were built: very carefully

"There are no role models for men" ever heard of Dr. Worm

*angrily, bitterly*: "you can't even be a rapist anymore, because of woke"

Ah so CRAZY crazy.

I hate it when I accidentally star in a reactionary vigilante murderfest without realizing it.

Ok yeah but is he alive

the crabs long to rave

the man remains a prolific writer of horrors

i think we need a book like The Art of War for business people, with nuggets of wisdom like "if you fire all your workers there won't be anyone to do the work"

I'm glad I don't live in Maine, man. This shit is exhausting.

When it is Squirrel time.

The game industry is so fucking back

The Bernie Bros are teaming up with Trump to ruin soccer (i have no idea what this post is about)

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

people just out here saying stuff. just typing sentences.

if you’re on LinkedIn this is essentially 70% of the posts there and they’re all started by someone calling themselves the CEO of Spudoo

tfw you’ve just finished pissing on jefferson davis’ grave

I love you, Bluesky

I thought these people believed in signs from god?

well that's rockstar, uber and nvidia on the fuck no list source www.bbc.com/news/technol...

taylor swift has been married for only 1 day and I hear gunfire outside

this guy is the co-founder of Airbnb

"NEW"

I would kill or die for Larry

Last time I was at the store with my parents, we were looking at novelty socks and my mom picked these up and said quietly, "Undertale?"

Lmao this game is fucking diabolical.

BREAKING: The legal battle over hit game Subnautica 2 has come to an end. Krafton has reached a settlement with the executives it fired (via ChatGPT's advice). Krafton has agreed to pay the studio significant bonuses while CEO Ted Gill has departed (again). Story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I don't care how good Jojo Rabbit was, I'm sick of this guy

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well, at the very least it's a good thing that storage media is historically cheap right now, meaning it doesn't matter how many games you need to download, you'll have plenty of room

reminiscing on how RBG refused Obama's offer to step down and choose her own replacement despite being a million year old cancer survivor, and later on in Trump's first term decided to officiate a wedding maskless during a pandemic and died of Definitely Not Covid a few weeks later

Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.

They made a game about me

yo yo yo what's up yggdrasil?

The same way that just a dozen people are behind over half of all the book bans, this entire goddamn nazi movement is a fucking handful of freaks who are loud enough in billionaire nazi sex pest social media empires to be confused with an entire crowd. This *is* their irl numbers and popularity.