"If he can also add scoring goals from a bit of an angle to his arsenal, just imagine how many Dominic Calvert-Lewin could score. "For now, he can continue his apparent dedication to making his goal map look as much like Robert Pires’ beard from 2002 as possible."

Can one of you please kick in a fucking second goal one of these days so Declan Rice doesn’t have to do (googles good marathoners) Alphonce Simbu shifts until 95’ every week, please?

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter —Infanta? —No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly

I think it's important not to misunderstand what these social media platforms are. They are not public arenas where we bravely take on reactionary forces in honorable combat. They are apps that expose you to stress and thereby simulate the feeling of having done something useful

How did Ray Bradbury write Fahrenheit 451 in 1953?! It’s more relevant than ever. Glued to screens, wanting to “feel” intelligent without trying, dopamine hits, anxiety to return to scrolling, it nails so many things! Scarily good #booksky

Do aliens exist? Premier League players weigh in—and their takes might surprise you. 👽

If you really think about it.. lamps in video games use real electricity

I don't care who buys Warner Brothers as long as prices go up for us consumers!

Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997

What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is. The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.

Just finished Dispatch. So fun, incredible voice acting, and made me really feel a connection with the group. Loved the office banter and the general team bonding they all go through. Can’t wait for more!

Just finished Billy Summers by Stephen King. Great spin on a known trope / familiar story. Loved reading Billy writing about himself, and also the flow state he achieved being described, plus Alice’s realization about the power of writing and how one can use it to “control” outcomes.

What I mean when I say "mating opportunities"

real missed opportunity calling it immaculate conception when holy fuck was right there smdh

Ever wanted to argue your opinion live? Rob Manuel's Anon Opin Live is your chance. Leicester shows: 12–13 Feb 2026. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

GW14 Thought Process: Solving Sarr and Senesi 🔴 Tuesday’s deadline raises some issues to resolve... • Why is it essential to analyse injuries and suspensions? • Replacing Ismaïla Sarr and Marcos Senesi • Why Haaland blanked, and Foden hauled • Antoine Semenyo • Mindset talk • Captaincy Let’s go:

This thread, damn. “this is not dunking on kids. We are seeing this at all levels--even grad students. AI + social media has had a profound impact on how we think and process our world, and we can't stop to reflect on it, because billionaires keep hurling addictive tech at us.”

And I don't know if the answer is: everyone is too traumatized to do work and we need to reinvent society. Or if it's more like: generations are losing their cognitive abilities and willpower due to destructive technologies. Or: we all have post-viral brain damage. Or: all of the above.

I post annoyingly on AI for the same reason I’ve spent over a decade yelling about sports analytics. There are often good, smart, relevant critiques to be made (some which even may invalidate large swathes of the field) and it’s always the dummies yelling the dumbest things standing in opposition.

People who "create" AI slop should be forced to consume only AI slop and not be allowed to watch, read or listen to anything made by a human. Let them wallow in the cesspit of their creation.

I think I just went to third base with a jelly donut. 🥰

That's faith

My bus driver just called out the people watching videos on speaker and I think we should make him mayor

“Migrant workers who travelled to Saudi Arabia to work on the Riyadh Metro project were forced to pay exorbitant recruitment fees, worked in dangerous heat and earned pitiful wages during a decade of serious abuse, Amnesty International revealed in a new report.” www.amnesty.org/en/latest/ne...

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Robertson is not impeding Donnarumma there.

#FPL are crystal Palace going to be tired or is Mateta still a good pick? I want to get rid of Woltemade now that I’ve kept Pedro long enough to keep him longer 😓

'The "uncle" who Frodo said got rich by adventuring with Dwarves is actually a distant cousin, he clarified on Monday.' - Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, The Shire Post

Pedri always looks like he hasn’t slept in about four days and Arda Guler looks like he hasn’t woken up

i need to visit a big old bookshop that's a borderline fire hazard, please

doodles.google/doodle/celeb... Yo @developers.google.com did you pick up a couple copy of Venba? We're just a teeny indie team and our art was pretty distinctive and this looks eerily similar Anyways in good faith, the game is on all platforms, credits easily accessible, link below

woke up from a nap in a frenzy

*gets a dick pic* "oh I didn't know you were autistic"

am i the only person who cares about housing prices? is this like a niche political interest or something?

“Zubimendi will give Arsenal a calm, controlled presence in the midfield.” Zubimendi with Arsenal:

it's so dope when apps do a UI overhaul that completely avoids making a single quality of life improvement. just shuffle that shit around for me!! put today's trendiest style of edges on everything!!! the way menus looked in 2023 is DEAD!! ok but where the fuck is Search why would you bury Search

A tale of two managers, two Brazilians, one colosseum, and one sound: hahahahahaha

Shane Gillis is awesome

There are so many digital photos and bullshit AI images around these days that drawing is practically a radical act of resistance

My cure to the male loneliness epidemic is to take away every boy’s phone and young man’s phone, then force them to get together to play Goldeneye and Mario Party in a basement for hours on end. Bingo bango, problem solved.

BREAKING: Starbucks just announced a $1 billion restructuring and will close 59 unionized stores — nearly 10% of union locations. It includes the Roastery in Seattle, one of its busiest shops. CEO Brian Niccol made $100 million in four months last year.

This is huge: “A drug that provides near-perfect protection against H.I.V. with shots just twice a year will be made available at $40 per patient annually in low- and middle-income countries, offering new hope… making lenacapavir a realistic choice in countries with constrained resources.”

What if your areola is trying to tell you something? Do you even know braille?

What part of the definition doesn’t fit these criminals?

“Fascism” isn’t a slur for politics we don’t like. It’s a precise word with precise meaning. And in the face of what’s happening right now in America, it’s the most honest one we have. I’ll lay it out as plainly as I can. 🧵

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

If you want to read more books, put your phone in another room.